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  1. H.A. Monkey

    Weed Culture

    Oh god I’m talking to an idiot.
  2. H.A. Monkey

    Weed Culture

    Fish bowling? What the fuck new age hipster shit is that? It’s call hotboxing you millennial.
  3. H.A. Monkey

    Weed Culture

    No that cartridge is not 88% THC. It’s made from an 88% distillate. Pure THC does not come in liquid form at all. Those extra chemicals to liquify the THC are meant to burned off during a puff. But they aren’t burned off completely. That’s why all these kids are dying from Juul’s. Those...
  4. H.A. Monkey

    Weed Culture

    Vaping is fucking retarded and it’s killing people. Get a hash pen. There is a huge difference between the oil used in vape cartridges and the distillate level shit(aka dabs). I would smoke pure flower(carbon based) over vape pens that use chemicals to suspend the activated THC. First things to...
  5. H.A. Monkey

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Because it’s on HBO.
  6. H.A. Monkey

    MMA Thread

    If Cejudo wasn’t such a short shit and could gain the weight, it’s be great to see Khabib roll him too.
  7. H.A. Monkey

    MMA Thread

    Dustin between round 2 and 3 “ I just can’t get him fucking off me” then choked out in the 3rd.
  8. H.A. Monkey

    MMA Thread

    Then got knocked the fuck out.
  9. H.A. Monkey

    FedEx Cup

    Sounds like indirect lightning hit, slight jolt but major physical pain from the boom. Shit hurts but not really fatal. And some shrapnel from the tree.
  10. H.A. Monkey

    MMA Thread

    That’s not quite my take on the fight. Lawler for sure had the better accuracy with his throws. Covington just out threw him, by a wide margin. But Lawler lacked agressiveness and is why he lost.
  11. H.A. Monkey

    MMA Thread

    If eating 10+ punches while not intelligently defending yourself is a quick stoppage. Maybe we should change the rule for stopping a fight. No more tapping out, no more covering up. Get put unconscious or a broken appendage to stop a fight. Gavin you’ve been such a shit again on this entire...
  12. H.A. Monkey

    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    So the one person who knows they’re winning, is also the only one who got bolt-ons while still being a biological male. The only one who is arguing for the mutilation of children through gene manipulation. The only one who couldn’t handle who they were born as. Yes, you’re winning. You’re...
  13. H.A. Monkey

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    So we have Theon, Jorah, Lady Mormont, Melisandre, Fire Sword Guy, the entire Unsulied Army and the entire Dothraki are dead. What army does the Norh have now to fight back against Cersei and her Golden Company army?
  14. H.A. Monkey

    MMA Thread

    He already failed the drug test. He just needs to either fail by the same/less amount or be clean this time.
  15. H.A. Monkey

    NFL 2018 - 2019 -- Watch America's favorite sport wither away and die

    This is about that interception right? The one where the receiver stopped dead in his tracks, and didn’t continue his route. Making the QB look bad, because the dumbass WR didn’t finish his route.
  16. H.A. Monkey

    MMA Thread

    And Conor should never climbed the cage to go after Khabib either. Conor at not point was defending himself. The black shirt guy was supposed to be in the cage as one of Khabib’s cornermen. The red shirt guy isnt a cornerman, he is a fighter. Conor was some place he didn’t fucking belong too...
  17. H.A. Monkey

    MMA Thread

    So a breakdown of what happened. Khabib submitted Conor. When Khabib stood up he started yelling at Dillon Danis, Conor’s BJJ coach, for remarks he said during the fight. Khabib then goes nuts and starts scaling the cage. That’s when Conor jumps up and starts going towards them, he then attempts...
  18. H.A. Monkey

    First World Problems

    On the toilet after taking a nasty shit. Ran out of toilet paper. Backup rolls too far out of reach. Going to have to get up and grab a new roll, but I don’t wanna after that shit.
  19. H.A. Monkey

    MMA Thread

    Even though Conor seemed to win round 3 from the stats, he lost it from the technical standpoint on that he got played. Every punch he threw, every move he made was Khabib fishing him into a takedown. Good on Conor for stuffing three attempts, but he wasn’t in control at all. Khabib had Conor’s...
  20. H.A. Monkey

    (G)rape Vanning

    You were obviously not around for the American Inventor dick joke.
  21. H.A. Monkey

    (G)rape Vanning

    *starts shit* *whoa didn’t mean that shit, meant this shit* *gets told to suck a dick* *this shit sucks* I don’t like the pussy whipped fucks like you ruining MY country. Go suck a dick faggot.
  22. H.A. Monkey

    MMA Thread

    Just weigh the fuckers in right before they enter the octagon. No more weight cuts then. True weight classes then.
  23. H.A. Monkey

    Poll Tyen vs Trex - Choose Your Side!

    How about we make this a real bet. Want to put some real stakes on the line you vapid cunt?
  24. H.A. Monkey

    Poll Tyen vs Trex - Choose Your Side!

    Fuck you are retarded. Incapable of differentiating from active and inactive threads. Those are just a few of the topic this forum has “interests” in. For some it’s sexual, some it’s curiosity(me). I mean, if we wanna talk beefy curtains....what does it feel like to essentially walk around with...
  25. H.A. Monkey

    Poll Tyen vs Trex - Choose Your Side!

    Blame shifting has always been a strong suit of yours since you brought your ugly ass in here thinking you were queen bitch. The only thing you are is queen cunt. Can’t tell the truth for one god damned second anymore. You brought this on yourself from the beginning. Own up to it. And for fucks...
  26. H.A. Monkey

    Westworld

    So last season we had the timelines bouncing between current and 30+ years into the past. This season we were shown a little bit on 30+ years ago, but then everything else is at most a 5 day lapse. How can I follow this seasons flashbacks(after my William/MiB fuckup) and yet most people here are...
  27. H.A. Monkey

    MMA Thread

    That rematch fight ended well. They were just trying to knock each other out. Will definitely try to watch Rampage fight Cheal.
  28. H.A. Monkey

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    That’s some low grade marijuana. Two ways to have a purple plant, cold and excess nitrogen at harvest. Guess which ones leads to an unsmokable plant. Now that’s some good shit there. Attached is what a seed I threw onto the ground turned into.
  29. H.A. Monkey

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    More like UH-OH scale.
  30. H.A. Monkey

    Robot Mowers

    I would never trust a guide wire system. If something falls in your yard that blocks its path its system generally isn't smart enough to decern where it actually fell. Go trade it in and get a GPS based one. Or just get a riding mower. That way you know what has been done and don't have to worry...
  31. H.A. Monkey

    The Fast Food Thread

    I'd say the meatball sub is probably the worst sub they have besides just the plain meat ones. I ate the Sweet Onion Chicken Teriyaki for quite some time. It's alright. Basically any sub besides the chicken breast will be enjoyable. I just don't like chicken breast sandwhiches no matter who...
  32. H.A. Monkey

    Eight Values

    I wish some of the questions were worded better. I assume this is some test/survey thing from someone in Europe. Not every tradition practiced is started by religion, yet that question is weighted as every tradition is religious. I won't bother going back and finding every loaded question, but...
  33. H.A. Monkey

    Avatar Bet Welcher/Non-Donor

    You are a shallow man. Twist your words and intentions all you wish, you are new to gambling and betting. I can bark all I want for any bet. I could sit here and shit post in every forum asking for bets. Until I quote someone else with a "deal/you got it" then there is no bet. Plain and simple...
  34. H.A. Monkey

    Rerolled bro's, I need your help.....

    I really want to take the time and call your bullshit out, but 75% is way to high. Of the last 10 people that have gone missing in the surrounding 300 mile radius from my house, I believe only 3 have been found alive. Most recent was that Utah professor I believe. He was found alive solely...
  35. H.A. Monkey

    Should Draegan be eligible for AssHat of the Year?

    As long as everyone agrees poll is bunk.
  36. H.A. Monkey

    AssHat of the year for 2016

    For all the people saying Draegen doesn't deserve this; he was part of the community during 2016. He massively fucked up and removed himself from the community as others have in the past. It's not like we have set rules for this. Or are you guys saying that a member must be active for the full...
  37. H.A. Monkey

    AssHat of the year for 2016

    As 2016 saw some members get left behind willingly, their abscene now shouldn't omit them from eligibility. Draegen LulzSect Tanoomba
  38. H.A. Monkey

    Tom Clancy's The Division

    The game is pretty much like Diablo is in terms of leveling. I'm assuming you're not level 30. Just go back and do the hardest shit you can until you get better loots. If you're on xbone I'll can feed you a shit ton 256 items once you're 30.
  39. H.A. Monkey

    Tom Clancy's The Division

    @ronne Top tier gear is now 256 which puts you on par with the level 34s in World Tier 5. Of course no one is forcing you to play the top tier content, but it's nice to max that out and then go faceroll content on lower tiers for fun. Why would you do that though? I already faceroll all T5...
  40. H.A. Monkey

    Westworld

    Go ahead, won't bother me one bit. You haven't actually refuted one thing I said. You deflect from answering to insinuate that I'm of lesser mental prowess. It's not my fault you cannot provide any answer other than I'm a retard.