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That"s only something Sonny and I discuss. Hummm. Go on.

And that"s what"s blowing my mind. I was actually interested in our conversation beyond the possibility of seeing what kind of underwear she had on. A girl that I could possibly spend consecutive days in a row with without her driving me crazy?? Impossibru!

Met a girl the other night at this bar / restaurant. We were chatting for like an hour hitting it off big the D.E.N.N.I.S. system was on point. She"s an ex WoW addict, a web designer, professional fucking hacky sack player, and oh yeah, she was smoking hot. I got her email like a pimp and played...

Follow these 6 simple steps and you are on your way to pussy!

This. Hope your klingon is spot on.

She"s got a FUPA like Trex?

Was the seed planted wide and deep?

So I just got my first miss-text and I swear I"m getting trolled. Text: "Gina I miss u" Video: Some black dude beating his meat. People get your shit straight!

WWAD? And do the complete opposite.

Is that a latitude and longitude tattoo on the wrist? Anyway, I"d tag Trex over Etoliet any day of the week.

Now I got blue balls like a mother fucker. Thanks.

One Nose to rule them all, One Nose to find them, One No... ehhh I got nothing.

Someone needs to enhance that shit and find out what it is.

Is that Mikey Teutul in the back?

Keg, quit being such a cock tease. Come up with the goods.

Man if I knew this was going to be such a legitimate contest I would have thrown my schlong into the mix. I"ve confirmed won blue ribbons for it and shit. Can we get a custom forum title if we win?

bro, you might wanna get that rash looked at. Looks like the aids.

Keg, thank you for the in depth analysis.

Confirmed fatty.

Easy, Jim.

Haha good story. Chicks who get blacked out drunk on the first date always end up as a good story. I took this girl out once she got so hammered by the end of the night she"s eating spinach dip off the table with her hands when it fell off her chip. Night ended with her crying about her family...

>__<

This thread went from awesome to fucking horrible...

I think it"s all about the person. If Wakandan pussy he"ll be all sentimental about that shit.

This thread is like herpes, but awesome chocolate covered herpes that you love!

totes so srsly!

This thred + popcorn = totes entertainment

Tyen snaked his own bro?? bro...

Urban Dictionary: FUPA

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daaaaang

OH NO SHE DIDN"T

Sutekh, no homo, but that is one ugly rug.

I have the same pair in blue if you"re interested?

^^^ You need things on your shelves. Did you just move in or something, wtf?

Appropriate.

Leather jackets are for bad-asses. Fact.

Hey, there"s some black creature attacking that chick!