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I'll hit people with "What are you doing here?" but that's usually after they've been blabbing in raid chat about how shitty everyone's dps is compared to theirs, nevermind their 580+ ilvl while the 480s that are supposed to be there are 'only' doing 100k.

MoP greens are also waaaaay better than Cata ones. Most people Q'ing for temple and brewery do so as fresh 85s, with only part or none of the Jade Forest quests done. Some people level all the way to 90 like that, i.e. not giving much of a shit about quests. I've seen an alarming number of level...

Can't.....look.....away....

Props to those guys for the practical aspect of that shot, but that cgi chair looks like it was done with crayons. Ruins the whole fuckin' thing.

Hehe, ha. Hahahahahahaa!

Definitely true. I raped for like 6-8 hours a day for months after I quit playing WoW. Related:

The worst part was right near the end when the elemental was all like "Ok that's all I got now go talk to Khadgar", but if you actually went back to Khadgar at that point you would fail and have to start all over again. You instead have to stand there for another 15 seconds of nothing for the...

I'm confused about all the sudden fond memories of Power Rangers, as if it were ever anything but a complete pile of shit. I was 9 when that show came out and I recognized how cheap and repetitive it was. Every episode had the exact same plot and literally about half of the same action shots.

Grape smoothie? Ew that's way worse than the actual search results.

Someone hasn't read many patch notes or dev blogs in a while.... Short version: It's an expansion, shit changes. All CC across the board has been reduced and all tanks have had huge changes to their base mechanics. Saying anyone is nerfed or overpowered right now is pointless, they haven't...

Trolling? Or never had any basic gun safety training?Trigger Discipline:Fingers on triggers is how you get videos of rednecks shooting themselves in the foot or gut. You put your finger on the trigger when and only when you are ready to fire, not just naturally whenever you feel like holding the...

Shattrath had portals to all over the place back in BC. I guess if you want a lore reason, it's difficult to establish a portal across worlds, but once a big one is open it's trivial to open smaller ones to specific locations on either side.

Yeah, that's a shoop that originally showed up around 2008, hence why everything is nearly 100% accurate up through WotLK and complete random bullshit after.

I can't wait to find out Orcs and Humans were originally the same race but got separated by going through a Stargate run by the ancient gods a million years ago.

I wouldn't hate those fucking poison statues as much if poison resist actually did jack shit. Or any of the resists for that matter. When you can't tell the difference between 50 and 400+ there's something wrong.

Thanks for fucking ruining my excitement about WoD lore you asshole. Goddamn Metzen.

Hell they've been repeatedly saying that since during WotLK's lifespan. Even longer than that if you consider the LK alpha where they said, "Yeah so you know how we're calling DK a hero class? Well we changed our mind and don't want them to be more powerful than other classes, so 'hero' just...

Operation Northwoods is kinda creepy, but if you actually read through the proposed 'incidents', you'll notice an obvious theme. It was planned as a HOAX, where fake terrorists would blow up fake buildings and ships/planes, and fake victims (around 10 was the number suggested) would get fake...

Goddamn the Ancient Dragon is a fucking retardedly designed fight. Bait him into a harmless AI loop where he can't touch you and you can literally punch him to death naked, but if you make one wrong step or don't know how to bait him in the first place you just instantly die. What's frustrating...

This is still all I hear in my head when people talk about soccer.

There's also the small detail of being able to upgrade a mace to +10 fairly early while not being able to get Barbed to +5 til late, late, LATE in NG. Also, I'm surprised I haven't seen a single mention of Humonculous Mace. Is nobody playing on PC? Better base dmg than mace but lower STR...

You just don't get it. Go back to your sunshine rainbows and unicorns, conformist.

The timing on parry/riposte is different than DS 1. Parrying most mobs successfully will knock them on their ass, literally. You have to wait until their falling animation is done and they are sitting still before you attack to trigger a unique riposte animation. If you strike too early it will...

Yeah to be fair, LFR is only going to be considered a 'leper colony' by raiders anyway. Any player who would consider finishing LFR their endgame won't give a fuck or know any better. If they happen to see other players running around in actual tier pieces with actual trinkets and get jealous...

I grew up with a bunch of those in my basement alongside wolf spiders. I laugh when people squirm at the sight of spiders, but centipedes are legitimately fucking gross. Their main defense mechanism is to detach several of their legs which will then twitch back and forth on their own...

I'm mostly okay with playing online and getting invaded, even killed, once in a while. But Belfry Luna....wtf? Invaded 5 times on the way to the boss, all within 15 minutes. And I killed every single invader, but they don't give any fucking souls and I was left with no flasks for the boss. Yeah...

I think you mean axeman, and you could start by actually reading the 3 paragraphs where he explained it. It's not even restricted down to multiple melee playstyles. It's one single playstyle. The only choice you really get is whether you prefer STR or DEX weapons, but they play the same. I...

Oh I must be bored, replying to a Dumar post, but here goes anyway. If you consider watching "Let's Plays" of single player games the same as seeing all the content, then yeah fine you're totally right. You kinda missed the part where it's actually different armor models. You will be able to...

Original dungeon set = best set. BEFORE they changed the helm to that shitty crown.

LFR is the Mass Effect 'Story Mode' of WoW. Complaining that it's easy just makes you look stupid. Quit your bitching and turn the difficulty up.

Old news, but I think it's great. It's not needed for LFR btw. Unless they change it, silver is required to unlock heroics, and it's per role. So you won't have a bunch of dps testing out their new tank spec at your group's expense just because the queues were faster. I haven't played around...

Except for the very first 2-3 quests for alliance where you hopped in a gyrocopter and had a retarded turret sequence, made all the more retarded when there was literally a solid line stretching for miles of all the players in gyrocopters doing the quest. Oh and only 1 person could get flagged...

So when they say there are 8 level 100 dungeons, do they mean on heroic or normal? As I recall, they wanted to have more options for non-heroic dungeons at 100, which would gear you up for LFR, while heroic dungeons would gear you for normal raiding. 8 non-heroic dungeons at cap would be a...

A PC, downloadable expansion isn't showing well on physical copy sales lists in the UK? Oh shit Blizz better worry. No, they sold 2.7 million copies the first week. That's plenty.

Bull fucking shit. Army was something you popped 5 sec before pull so you could get ~5% more dmg in. Any situation you're using it to pinch tank is: A) not really important, and B) handled just as well by popping on blood presence and icebound fortitude for a bit. I will kinda miss having it...

And that's a bad thing? Having tanks top dps charts was never the intention of vengeance, it was supposed to help tanks keep up with threat vs dps in higher raid tiers. The passive threat and taunt buffs already take care of that even at zero vengeance. Resolve is a much more interesting...

Nice. Now there's an actual reason for me to stay in a rift after the boss besides me being OCD about clicking EVERYTHING.

Possible alternative: slow down the framerate until you get the "Framerate not suitable for online play, returning to the main menu" message? In my first Dark Souls 1 playthrough I usually sucked it up and fought them if I got invaded near a bonfire. Or waited until they got close and then...

They're switching from MPQs to a new file format, damn. I've been extracting music from their game files since SC1. I'm sure the internet will figure out the new format sooner or later though.

Trying to distract Trollface, don't mind me.