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  1. Grizzlebeard

    Obi-Wan Kenobi

    Hello fellow British person. In as polite a way as possible, you're wrong on this. It's like Leia wearing the bikini top from RotJ and her insulated Hoth pants from ESB... in ANH.
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    It’s two keys to unlock that anyway.
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    New movies that dont deserve their own thread.

    Also, this looks pretty good.
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    New movies that dont deserve their own thread.

    Sadly Disney are lazy as fuck and gutless. Black actors need jobs just like anyone else but shoehorning a black actress in to a minor role just because diversity is lazy and ultimately does a white female actress out of a job and generates a backlash from not only racists but people who...
  5. Grizzlebeard

    Obi-Wan Kenobi

    Also, apparently T-47 Speeders can fly at right angles because the first shot of them flying in to the base had them inches from the blast doors and then magically ignore the laws of physics and just fly away nicely.
  6. Grizzlebeard

    Obi-Wan Kenobi

    They really walked through an Imperial base with a kid hidden inside an overcoat?
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Is that awesome real ale pub still in KC? Flying Saucer or whatnot?
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    The Sandman

    Oh, Death is black now and Lucifer is female. This is obviously going to be awesome. The trans actor playing Desire is also shitting on my memories of Quantum Leap by starring in that too.
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    I should care about this individual getting professional help but it's too damn entertaining.
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    Horizon 2: Forbidden West

    When you see who the character was modelled off you get even more disgusted with how they had her looking.
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    That was always my instinct but only every other post he makes is War and Peace length.
  12. Grizzlebeard

    Obi-Wan Kenobi

    Just rewatching that, Luke must have been around 25 year old in ANH? Luke in Obi-Wan is 10 year old. Ben looks mid 40s in Obi-Wan. So, in the intervening 15 years he's going to age like 30 years.
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    Rings of Power: Tolkien's Shambling Skinsuit

    Also, tossing out the old White Dwarf 10 year issue cover out for no particular reason. I dug out the old Middle-Earth Role Playing Game Handbook and looked up dwarves (93-116) and there is zero mention of dark skin so, as far as the show is concerned, it ain't lore. I'd forgotten just how...
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    Rings of Power: Tolkien's Shambling Skinsuit

    It's nothing new. I remember they did it with Todd McFarlane's Spider-Man back in the early 90s. Normal, Silver, Gold, and Platinum variants of the same cover artwork.
  15. Grizzlebeard

    Obi-Wan Kenobi

    I didn't get the sense from Alec Guinness's portrayal of Obi-Wan that he was full of regret and some burned out old codger though. More that he was some badass living his remaining days out in peace. I mean, he's dropping jedi mind tricks and slicing off people's arms in the Cantina without a...
  16. Grizzlebeard

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    I seem to spend most of my time farming rare weapons in the hope they'll make my path through the storyline easier. Astrologer felt easier at the low levels because Meteorite Staff was super easy to acquire but anytime I ran a dungeon I'd be fairly certain to get ganked due to lack of range...
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    Obi-Wan Kenobi

    They have lightsabers and can force pull people and telekinetically stop daggers flying through the air. They wear black clothes and have yellow eyes. I mean, if they’re not Sith what are they?
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    Star Trek: Picard

    Millions of times you say…
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    Obi-Wan Kenobi

    Hope leads to disappointment. Disappointment leads to anger. Anger leads to the Dark Side.
  20. Grizzlebeard

    Obi-Wan Kenobi

    It’ll only be worse next episode, so prepare yourselves for 90% of the episode being Obi-Wan and Leia talking and the remainder being turd sista covering up her murder. Actually, 50/50 screen time. There’ll be a clause where white patriarchy can’t have majority screen presence. I also think...
  21. Grizzlebeard

    Obi-Wan Kenobi

    The writing in on this seems terrible as are the cartoon action sequences.
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    I mean, to be fair, she only really falls down when she's on level ground. Much more of an accomplishment!
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    Marvel Universe stuff

    Wait, so Namor now doesn't come from Atlantis and worships the Wakandan panther god?
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    Moon Knight

    I'm not seeing a problem here beyond the usual frothing at the mouth whenever either (a) a POC is onscreen, or (b) they're female. The brief action scenes with her were better than anything in FWS, Wanda, or most of Loki for that matter.
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    DC Universe (Batman vs Superman thread).

    Gotham By Gaslight is solid. I remember reading the Mike Mignola original back in the 90s.
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    Memory (2022)

    How long can he continue to knock out action flicks? It's at least five years since he was remotely convincing. Has to keep the bar tab going I guess.
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    DC Universe (Batman vs Superman thread).

    If you haven't already, steer clear of Batman Ninja.
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    Dune (2020)

    While I'm intrigued to see how he plays it I think Gary Oldman or John Malkovich would have been decent too. Also, an excuse to play this clip.
  29. Grizzlebeard

    Obi-Wan Kenobi

    Which parent looks at their daughter and thinks I’m going to call you Moses.
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    Planetside 2

    It exists albeit as the MP element of a relatively dead game. Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine
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    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    Meanwhile I just fly round on my golden Commendation mount like a boss and pretend to myself I earned it.
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    Quantum Leap

    Urgh!
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    Doctor Who

    I'm definitely getting those vibes. Saying that, Captain Jack was openly Bi and we had gay characters during RTD's first run. He never really overplayed it and just made it a background acceptable thing no-one ever really thought about so I'm still willing to give him the benefit of the doubt...
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    To be honest, I was seeing environments like that back in 2004 in FFXI at NA launch. Equally, those characters look so close to VG it’s uncanny but I guess that makes sense with Brad’s involvement.
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    Moon Knight

    Agree with you on Jake. So many questions left around that. How did the scales balance with at least a third of his soul missing. Also, now Marc and Steven are no longer currently part of the Moon Knight persona does that mean Khonshu just goes off and butchers the everliving shit out of...