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Yeah, remotely challenging in the early levels then you suddenly can melt everything and the game drops off a cliff.

You mean Lockley?

It gets worse. How can it get worse?

She spoke with Layla's voice right?

The third sarcophagus will be Jake. He’s the really sick and twisted one. He’s the personality who kills people when both Marc and Steven are wtf’ing. Once they let him out shit will kick up a notch.

So how did EQ2 get it right back in 2004 and these guys still get it so stupendously wrong now?

What annoys me is the jizzing off Rios does whenever he gets to speak Hispanic. I mean, his language is from 400 years in the future. I’m fairly certain if I tried to talk to someone from 400 years ago they wouldn’t have the first fucking clue what I was saying. Not that they’ve even made any...

That was a fucking awful episode. They seem to have drawn on every shitty episode from every iteration of Trek before it. I can’t even coherently explain how awful this was I’m so angry at myself for sitting through it.

The Ba Xing Chong smart shotgun you get the specs for when you do the ship run is still deadly. Downside is it puts the game on ez-mode.

I have the feeling I'm going to get to the end of this season and go, "Well done cockwomble! You hated S1 and you came back for more."

Funny, I thought that too. Jake is the really dark one.

I have no beliefs in the afterlife and firmly believe this sick fucker escaped any form of punishment but there's an irrational part of me that would still dig up his body and hack it to fucking pieces with an axe and then set fire to the remains.

This game feels vaguely familiar to something I've played before.

I half expect Riker to show up and say some crap about them making an agreement after First Contact to monitor any time travel involving Borg. Cue the bugle and the entire "old" crew of Enterprise to the rescue.

The internet delivers.

I buckled and bought this yesterday. Spent two hours feeling like the cellmate of an anal rapist.

I used to work with the niece of Jimmy Saville around the time I started out playing EQ. She was fairly clear in her opinion of him being a very wrong individual. She mentioned one story of a family visit to his house. According to her he had two jailbait Filipino girls on each side of him...

I mean, Brent Spiner is already in but as someone else. Presumably the rest are just randos, or part of Q's fucking around with Picard. The question no-one is asking is why has Dahj got so fat?

You got it. Although, fuck the royals.

Can't see the clip. Someone summarise what I should be feeling triggered by.

I liked the FFXI system. You had very weak, weak, average etc then "Impossible to Gauge" for named spawns. They might be massively below your level or significantly over.

There must be a ceiling on that surely. It's like a level 1 outside of Freeport getting his ass kicked by a grass snake while watching as a level 60 gets his ass kicked by it's 65th level brother.

I don't know, if he was watching his wife get plowed by another guy I find it understandable he'd start to feel nauseous after her first few orgasms.

Yeah, think Paul Bettany’s character in the Da Vinci Code.

Has anyone else had issues with the L2 or R2 buttons outright breaking on their controllers? The spring in my R2 button is fucked so fires off whenever it's slightly tapped.

I'm guessing it depends on which iteration of Moon Knight you're looking at. The majority of the stuff I've read has Marc Spector being in the driving seat most of the time with Steven Grant and Jake Lockley (and Khonshu) being the other elements of his psyche. Marc Spector is the nearest...

2162 online respondents... yeah. We all know it's the drooling retards who take to the interweb when they're aggrieved and need to broadcast their views while the rational folk just get on with their lives and think their own thoughts.

For anyone who has read most of MK what is the 80s stuff like? I've read all the recent stuff and am catching up on when he takes down the Avengers but the older stuff looks more standard hero schmultz and less psychological ass-whoopery.

Wonder how long it is before we see Jake Lockley.

Promising first episode. Left me wanting so much more though. 46 mins incl credits not enough, could have been double that for a first episode. Next week feels so long away.

Fuck's sake, that's awful. Your country really needs an NHS.

My reaction to this thread.

I had to smile at the scene on the bus. Initially thought lazy writing then realised it was the same guy from ST4.

A friend I once tried to get interested in EQ nipped round on a Friday night, we were meant to be going out for a beer but I convinced him to wait till this random pickup alliance I'd joined did a Vox run. It took nearly 2.5 hours of absolute fuckery to crawl from entrance to setup room with 30...

Well, Duke Nukem Forever took 15 years from start to release so based on the success of that game I'd be willing to give Pantheon the benefit of the doubt.

I fully expect them to set it up so that Agnes/Borg Queen was helping the crew out in the first episode but those aggressive males were too unthinking to realise the clues. Remember, the Borg Queen in the first episode only stunned people and from memory she stated she needed power before she...

Nah, just some random happy, cockney pisshead no doubt.