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  1. Jait

    Labyrinth...rebooted.

    You missed the point, sir. BIG TIME. I just don't even...
  2. Jait

    J49: An Erotic Life

    Pretty sure it goes way before the wife. It's mommy time, Sigmund. I think it's pretty safe to say his mother was a giant whore who was very abusive and on drugs and also the same age as these girls when his abuse happened. If you ask him he will likely say his mom was a saint, but that'll...
  3. Jait

    What age did you start selling crack

    I have that fucking song in my head. Cut and pasted but edited the way I have it stuck in my head.
  4. Jait

    What age did you start selling crack

    I had a little turtle his name was Tiny Tim. We Put him in the bathtub to see if he could swim. He drank up all the water. He ate up all the soap. Now he's home sick in bed with a bubble in his throat. Bubble POP!
  5. Jait

    Labyrinth...rebooted.

    Yes. As Queen Astoas. She has a very strange scepter. And she's quite sad. Hopefully our hero will heal her heart.
  6. Jait

    Labyrinth...rebooted.

    There ya go. Bringing fucking logic into this thread. This is why we can't have nice things. Err. Well we can that's the problem so in our 30s and 40s our disposable income is the pvp assist priority for corporations. But they need to stop aiming at the feels. I'll buy anything else.
  7. Jait

    Doctor Who

    Both him and Davies now really have very few excuses not to write an ep now and again. I agree.
  8. Jait

    Labyrinth...rebooted.

    Just think if we're lucky enough to make it to 80 we will see Team America, The Matrix, shit like that. But I will genuinely have my grand mal, go fuck yourself, piss and shit myself heart-attack when I see on my Mastubate4500! machine that Disney has acquired the rights to the Shawshank...
  9. Jait

    Labyrinth...rebooted.

    Both were abominations. But at least they got Professor X before anyone learned he is a good actor. Lynch's version is a downright rewrite of the story worthy of any Anderson classic raped by Disney. Herbert got p.a.i.d. Though by delaurentis. And it's a hilarious story worth googling.
  10. Jait

    Labyrinth...rebooted.

    At least they officially waited until his corpse was cold. Fucks sake.
  11. Jait

    Doctor Who

    Thanks for the sauce. Was too lazy to link it. I think it's a good choice. There's no one else that fits as well and is willing to take on the role. His individual episodes reek of classic Who in both good and bad ways which has me pretty excited to see what he will do. Granted when you become...
  12. Jait

    Doctor Who

    Timey Wimey. Stuff. Double.
  13. Jait

    Deadpool (2016)

    Fucks sake dude, read the entire post. I meant from the standpoint of it being an obscure IP and now I got Facebook feeds from people who didn't even know who Deadpool was two weeks ago posting shit like that. That's targeted marketing done damn well, and it's being reposted....VIRAL! I just...
  14. Jait

    Doctor Who

    Chris Chibnall gets the nod. Interesting times ahead in 2018
  15. Jait

    Darkest Dungeon

    Best part about this game is the Narrator, he sounds like the dude from the Haunted Mansion at Disneyland.
  16. Jait

    Deadpool (2016)

    http://media.giphy.com/media/l0NwOb9...XK9O/giphy.gif Marketing has caused more viral marketing. Deadpool is so obscure to the general public that I can genuinely seeing this becoming the new "big thing" and spawning a franchise.
  17. Jait

    Star Wars Rebels

    The Dark Side clouds everything. Yup. Totally explains it. "How?" would be a much better question deserving an answer beyond "The magic did it. By itself!" I guess Palpatine and Darth Maul sat in a room, ate spice melange and somehow clouded the thoughts of all the Jedi, even when their...
  18. Jait

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    The key word is "colored", which many waffles are not. Waffles are indeed white to brown, the same color as flour and egg. But I love when someone has a point but needs to be so hyperbolic about it, it ends up doing nothing but rustling jimmies and getting fat housewives to write letters in...
  19. Jait

    Fallout 4

    Was looking for articles on the DLC's during the 15 minutes respite I get before Preston decides another Settlement is in danger and found this, pretty funny stuff. Fans' Intense Love For?*Fallout: New Vegas?*Must Be Weird For?*People At Bethesda Meanwhile, I'll just keep assuming the...
  20. Jait

    XCOM 2

    Yeah, I assume they'll find a way to deal with the cheese. I had some ridiculous Assault/Sniper teams.
  21. Jait

    Hero's Song by John Smedley - ARPG/MMO Lite

    This is pretty retarded. I can barely imagine what goes on inside the head of an individual who thinks "Hey investors, I have an idea that will only make money off of you!" He doesn't have any IP's. He's a fucking retard. If he had half a brain he would have made tons of cash for SOE and...
  22. Jait

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    True Mippo tale. I invented the @ symbol back in 1992. I was a young teenager and I had snuck into a bar with some friends. It was just the worst dive imaginable, the kind that does card teens and even the pool table has multiple puke stains. Right next to the bathroom door, there was this...
  23. Jait

    SWTOR

    You hit max level and couldn't compete with people in full pvp gear? You don't say. You have a WoW sig. This can't be new to you. I made my main a Sorc years ago, I just finally got completely fed up. Don't play so much anymore, but it's always my goto character.
  24. Jait

    Hero's Song by John Smedley - ARPG/MMO Lite

    Their bridges burned, and their former co-workers all treating them like they just walked out of a Nigerian brothel bragging about going bareback I am truly shocked to find him Curt Schilling for money. It's like some demented form of Trading Places. I bet I can beat Brad by ONE DOLLAR...
  25. Jait

    The Shannara Chronicles

    I stand corrected. You have out-nerded me, sir. You clearly have read the Parental whatever it is you posted. How dare I think the pedophile scenes with the Baron, and hell the even worse one with Mirtai and her disemboweling two gay lovers while they stare at each other anything other than...
  26. Jait

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    No one more than the NFL. But beyond all the drama, they play damn good football. It's much the same with Barry Bonds. They cheated, but it's because they're insecure douchebags not because they weren't talented or going to be Hall of Famers already on natural ability alone.
  27. Jait

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Arizona 24 Carolina 36 New England 21 Denver 6
  28. Jait

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    If it's that close I'll be surprised. Carolina is too competent and Seattle, well... isn't.
  29. Jait

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Arizona's coach at halftime was asked who he wants to play next week. "Seattle. In Seattle." And everyone laughed and laughed. Meanwhile far away, in a dark room sat a man watching these men laughing. "Make it so." Roger Goodell said.
  30. Jait

    Oregon Fire Chief finds evidence of FBI plants in Oregon standoff

    I am dumber for reading this thread. And the guy above me who uses Hollywood movies as his inside source. You guys are fucking retarded. It's a fire chief in Oregon. 50 bucks says he's a klan member or anti government himself. The really good news is the millions of criminals each year who...
  31. Jait

    The Shannara Chronicles

    Yeah, outside of GoT this is true of almost all Fantasy, even Tolkien. Elenium though is as R-rated as Fantasy gets. Pedophiles (not just the Baron, but hell, even Sparkhawk...), torture, incest, and frankly a great fucking story in a Universe where Islam, Christianity, and Judaism all exist...
  32. Jait

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Today is KCs day. They will win for Ser Gravy and the universe will make a little more sense. It makes my douchebag heart happy to see many others doing the same today here and carving out a little time for one of our own.
  33. Jait

    Las Vegas

    Wherever you get your numbers, they're way offI wish I had that much to spend. And I've never played a slot in my life, which is why your original comments seemed so baffling.
  34. Jait

    Las Vegas

    I get a free cruise every year now with my Platinum card. Hoping for a Noir invite this year, they probably will get a hostess to suck me off while I wait in the MB VIP Lounge. Was just coming to bitch about how I'm staying in a free Royal Suite at Excalibur during the Super Bowl because...
  35. Jait

    DOOM

    New .wad out today. Never thought I'd ever fucking say that again. Maybe on a wildcat bbs. Twitter
  36. Jait

    RIP Alan Rickman

    Yeah, I think the solution is obvious.
  37. Jait

    RIP Alan Rickman

    Saw this earlier on Facebook, but was "Written by". Easy meme, and spot on. Fuck this year so far.
  38. Jait

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Ben Hur is a great comparison. Yeah, and I don't think either one of us would consider Return of the King a bad movie. It's a great movie. But c'mon, we're not going to put Aragon in the same room let alone the same Universe as Daniel Day Lewis. And 5 minutes of The Departed was more...
  39. Jait

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Real problem is none of those movies should have been nominated. I loved LotR, every second of it. But it's not original, it's not really acting as much as it is CGI and cosplay, it's basically porn. As for the Academy Awards it's a massive circle-jerk. Surely no one thinks the Academy...