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If you amazon a 12" rainbow dildo, it'll unlock.

Fuck me I shouldn't have checked this thread. My wife is going to kill me if I ever get back into this game.

Also the Codex is such a dropped-ball situation. They created a very complicated system with the legendary aspect extraction/infusion shit, and it's entirely too cumbersome to use effectively currently. As mentioned earlier in the thread, the Codex needs to give you the base minimum version of...

I'm still confused as to why there are ~115 dungeons if there are only 7 tilesets and 8 bosses, with 3 different objectives. My wife and I have been joking about how many households in the Diablo universe don't keep their fucking bloodstones/ancient statues on their pedestals where they belong...

Wife and I broke into WT4 at 60 and it was a (temporary) breath of fresh air. Exp was SO fucking slow in WT3. So, I'd completely disagree with this. If your char is powerful enough to kill basic shit in WT4, do it early at 60 if you want @Bandwagon. But good luck finding someone to help with...

Counterpoint: 99% chance of it being addressed *at some point* A solid half of the existing affixes are garbage in practice and/or garbage ideas to begin with. The feedback will pile up over the months/years, they will eventually address it.

Yeah that's what I'm saying, even with a higher item power they're irrelevant.

The out of context cherry pick thread, wormie would love it.

Just had to jump in here and say that no, blues are never good items except in the first ~10 levels or so. WT3 blues are still garbage, there's no way in hell a sacred blue is better than a good or even average non-sacred rare/legendary.

I had a visceral reaction when I saw the nogress too, dunno, after so much content of character I can't help but have a reaction now to any of them.

I just fucking hate when a game feels like a storefront. If the game has a button labeled "Purchase" then it gets instant heavy negative points IMO. Been playing some D4, and they apparently keep tagging things (that aren't new) as new in the SHOP, so the "!" thing appears next to it claiming...

I got emails about some big Gloomhaven related extravaganza recently where they apparently announced a P&P RPG system based on Gloomhaven, and several other things. Yeah, they're up their own asses bigly. Gloomhaven was a fun game but the "story" and setting did not at all hook me, it was just...

Some seriously weak shit

I thought Summoning in ER had to do with your proximity? Like if you're in Limgrave, you won't be summoned to help with Rykard, just the stuff around you in Limgrave. Did they change that at some point, or did I make that up completely?

That's really weird, it makes their live talk they just did not make any sense. They were talking about how they don't want to bloat the game with a bunch of new systems.

I don't remember him saying exactly that. They were talking about adding too many new things bloating the eternal realm, so I can't imagine this is true.

Holy shit they hired that polyamorous nerd from Silicon Valley for Immortal. That dude is a 99% doppleganger, even his voice and way of speaking.

But dude, they re-invented Paragon(D3) and called it Smoldering Ashes. This is gonna rock!!

They were pretty clear, this stuff is on the "Free" season journey. The paid battle pass is 100% cosmetic.

Dunno man, that Artisan's Tunic looked pretty sweet on that fat tub druid chick.

I can't wait for 2/3rds of my jewelry upgrades to be irrelevant and useless because they don't have the correct color tumor socket.

Diablo IV: IT'S NOT A TUMAH

I think the operative factor here is simply whether not you've hit your diminishing returns on item level for loot. At various points in the game your upgrades will be dictated by either one of the later tiers of item (Sacred, Ancestral), or simply because your current gear is way behind the max...

I broke into WT4 with my necro, solo at level 64. It was tough, capstone Elias boss took me about 8-9 tries, but I got it. At 64-65 or so, WT4 was pretty slow as my shit was dying constantly. But as I leveled to 67-69 somewhere in there, they started living much longer and now it's barely...

Last slot could be skellies, use the reaper warriors that create corpses.

The game's class unique traits seem like they were developed by five of the executives' retarded nephews. All over the fucking place, some with zero depth (rogue) and some with entirely too much tedium (barb). Zero consistency, which I guess I could respect for uniqueness, if they were actually...

I tried watching S3 of Jack Ryan but it felt like garbage. S1 was good, S2 was ok, but S3 lost me after 2 episodes.

Biology work differently down under?

Those gloves are garbage? Bummer, I was hoping they were helping my shadow clone build.

I’ve come to the conclusion that the elite affixes suck balls. They took D3 affixes, and in every single instance, made them shittier and more frustrating to deal with. I would rather have D3 mobs than D4 mobs. Monster abilities are in the same situation. Fuck the ghosts who do the line based...

Come on man, leave the hyperbole out of it

Yes the problem, as people have literally JUST described, is that because it ISNT random, your build has to be focused around it, otherwise you’re dead in the water because the assumption is you’ll be utilizing it.

Sounds like you don't have enough cc. Wife and I have never had an issue with Vampiric even doing NM dungeons +13-15 above us.

Laziest collecting ever, 2/10, would not again

Oh... good... I can romance them all...

Affix bounds increase as item power increases so there’s a calculus to do regarding number and type of useable affixes, but yeah lower level items are very useable outside of weapons.

Give us a cliff notes when you do, because I'm not watching that no-Damian-having garbage.

I love that you forgot you already reacted to this. Granted, Leto is a big enough faggot to warrant it, but I still laughed.

I always wondered what sort of people went to university for "game design." Things are beginning to make more and more sense.

I hate that I'm agreeing with you, but #2 is actually a really cool idea. Have a supplemental optional material slot that you can insert any item into, and whatever 3-4 affixes are on that item will have a vastly increased chance of showing up in the enchanting list. Requires a bit of thought on...