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  1. Burnem Wizfyre

    NBA 2012-13 Season Thread - Crown The Heat!

    Gaige is like the NBA equivalent of Sutekh, always the refs fault.
  2. Burnem Wizfyre

    Wildstar Launch Thread - Server: Stormtalon | Faction: Dominion

    I don't know if he is but I am sure I will end up doing so. I can't count the number of times I would put a group member on follow and go cook dinner during a raid with my daughter pressing 1 2 3 over and over and with Torrid parsing the fights she would still end up on top of the damage list...
  3. Burnem Wizfyre

    The Official Conservative Political Thread

    Christians are fucking ignorant and confuse not getting everything they want with a war, not surprising since religious people tend to be extremely fucking stupid.
  4. Burnem Wizfyre

    2013 NFL Offseason and Draft

    This isn't going to effect me at all, Dallas and Houston aren't cold weather cities and they both have domes. I dislike the TSA so naturally I am going to hate these new stupid rules pretending to be security oriented when it's just a ploy to get people to spend even more money. Carry all your...
  5. Burnem Wizfyre

    2013 NFL Offseason and Draft

    I understand that when it comes to cold people in my area (and Texas in general) are big gaping vaginas, we bring blankets to baseball games when its going to drop below 60 and we wear jackets for 60's. There are women and children that goes to these games, that are just as rabid about the team...
  6. Burnem Wizfyre

    2013 NFL Offseason and Draft

    http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/89...f-bank-stadium
  7. Burnem Wizfyre

    2013 NFL Offseason and Draft

    I said it sucks for you guys in the north due to not being able to bring blankets and all that you fuckers care about is sneaking in liquor, I guess that's an alternate way of keeping warm....
  8. Burnem Wizfyre

    The NSA watches you poop.

    I wonder, is there a email address to send things to PRISM? As per the topic of this thread could we make videos of us taking a shit and send it to them?
  9. Burnem Wizfyre

    2013 NFL Offseason and Draft

    http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com...y-convenience/ Sucks to be you guys in the north.
  10. Burnem Wizfyre

    The NSA watches you poop.

    Recent events (bank bailouts) have proven that we don't so much care about one of those three or at least prosecute. Maybe add terrorism as well if in the context of laundering money for them.
  11. Burnem Wizfyre

    NBA 2012-13 Season Thread - Crown The Heat!

    But guys, why did they give up down by 30?
  12. Burnem Wizfyre

    NBA 2012-13 Season Thread - Crown The Heat!

    Hah I like how you post that after Duncan gets his eyes raked and "Stripped" without a foul call.
  13. Burnem Wizfyre

    MLB 2013 season

    Calling up the catcher?
  14. Burnem Wizfyre

    The NSA watches you poop.

    I can live without cellphones and email, but let me tell you one thing for sure, whoever is reading my emails and listening to my calls is going to be one bored mother fucker.
  15. Burnem Wizfyre

    Texas Says It's OK to Shoot an Escort If She Won't Have Sex With You

    Did he ever take Germans hostage when he was young? Maybe he got it in exchange for them.
  16. Burnem Wizfyre

    EQ Classic? Not really.

    I would disagree with you about the amount of experience required for AA points but it's really hard to be annoyed as a wizard who exploited the fucking shit out of AA exp with you.
  17. Burnem Wizfyre

    NBA 2012-13 Season Thread - Crown The Heat!

    But not as good as Lebron.
  18. Burnem Wizfyre

    Texas Says It's OK to Shoot an Escort If She Won't Have Sex With You

    You're not a very good troll, but you are kind of funny.
  19. Burnem Wizfyre

    NBA 2012-13 Season Thread - Crown The Heat!

    Only way LBJ gets more rings is if he convinces Phil Jackson to coach him some where.
  20. Burnem Wizfyre

    Texas Says It's OK to Shoot an Escort If She Won't Have Sex With You

    What's the cut off point for you, I think we have established you are ok with killing someone due to $150. What if she did have sex with him and tried to steal a really expensive toaster on her way out, would that be worth killing her for? What if you're dating a girl and she gets pissed at you...
  21. Burnem Wizfyre

    Texas Says It's OK to Shoot an Escort If She Won't Have Sex With You

    That is what I understand, doesn't give him the right to shoot her though.
  22. Burnem Wizfyre

    The Official Conservative Political Thread

    We aren't crazy enough for them that is the problem. I'm all for guns but because I think it would be a good idea to treat guns like cars in the way that we register and track all sales etc etc etc I am a crazy left wing fucker who secretly wants to take their guns away even though I own one...
  23. Burnem Wizfyre

    The Official Conservative Political Thread

    Which is why when someone who has two brain cells to rub together and is republican even Merlin and his ilk attack him because they aren't used to seeing one of their species who isn't brain dead and question his sincerity.
  24. Burnem Wizfyre

    NBA 2012-13 Season Thread - Crown The Heat!

    At the end of this series LeBron James will be 0-3 against Texas in the NBA Finals.
  25. Burnem Wizfyre

    NBA 2012-13 Season Thread - Crown The Heat!

    You are a fucking idiot and I would bet my left nut theres a gif to prove it within an hour.
  26. Burnem Wizfyre

    2013 NFL Offseason and Draft

    god damnit I should have known someone would have said Hodor already.
  27. Burnem Wizfyre

    2013 NFL Offseason and Draft

    Griffin won't be in the league in five years.
  28. Burnem Wizfyre

    The Official Conservative Political Thread

    Wow I remember when it was just a quarter a day.
  29. Burnem Wizfyre

    The Official Conservative Political Thread

    Is this some sort of argumentum ad absurdum attempt?
  30. Burnem Wizfyre

    2013 NFL Offseason and Draft

    With a deer antler?
  31. Burnem Wizfyre

    2013 NFL Offseason and Draft

    Pittsburgh has sides that aren't shit holes?
  32. Burnem Wizfyre

    2013 NFL Offseason and Draft

    I am almost certain you might be the first person in the history of the NFL that missed Ted Ginn Jr.
  33. Burnem Wizfyre

    2013 NFL Offseason and Draft

    There is an even bigger glaring hole other than the QB, it's directly in front of the QB.
  34. Burnem Wizfyre

    The Astronomy Thread

    There's also the assumption that we would even be able to recognize intelligent life.
  35. Burnem Wizfyre

    Why do men keep putting me in the Girlfriend-zone?

    Occam's Razor: The entire board is partaking in a running gag to fuck with you or you're wrong.
  36. Burnem Wizfyre

    Why do men keep putting me in the Girlfriend-zone?

    Pretty sure he is calling you retarded, I believe the vast majority of the people in this thread share that same opinion.
  37. Burnem Wizfyre

    2013 NFL Offseason and Draft

    It's almost as if he believes the contract will be written with rap lyrics or some shit.
  38. Burnem Wizfyre

    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    Maybe Sean just has big hands and that's why your junk feels small.
  39. Burnem Wizfyre

    Weather

    Most people are also idiots and fail to realize just because the wind speed is 200+ MPH that the actual tornado itself doesn't travel at that speed. The night thing is completely true and scary as shit, I watched tornado rip across the street about quarter mile in front of me in Alabama while...
  40. Burnem Wizfyre

    Weather

    You can still out run it, you are an idiot. It all depends on where you are in relation to it, if your 3 blocks from it then no. However if you are at the complete opposite end of the city you can out run it. You do realize that people chase these things all the time right, and they fucking...