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    Coffee thread

    Whether you grind with a standalone grinder or one built into a coffee maker, it's going to make noise. I looked into getting an integrated one and the consensus was that they like to clog/jam/need complicated cleaning. So I got a decent grinder and a decent coffee maker. Probably could have...
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    Parent Thread

    We have two diaper genies and they both work fine. The times we have smelled them not working is because the part inside that clamps the bag closed, wasn't able to do that because the bag was either too full or the bag didn't have enough slack. A few times the bag has ripped as well. Refills...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Fat people won't live as long as skinny people who will end up getting old and needing more healthcare. Skinny people are the real healthcare abusers.
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    What do you do?

    EMC going to be out of business in 2 years.
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    Comparison of image file types (jpg, gif, emf)

    It's pronounced as jif, like the peanut butter. It's settled! Creator tells us how to pronounce 'GIF' - CNN.com
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    Comparison of image file types (jpg, gif, emf)

    Chosing graphics formats
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    HDTVs

    My plasma works fine in my living room and I don't even have blinds, I have white light filtering shades that let in a lot of light. I didn't buy a piece of shit plasma with no AR coating.
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    HDTVs

    Of course it's not the best in all situations. If you can't afford blinds, then you're better off with a more expensive LCD. Hmm wait a minute...that doesn't make no fuckin sense.
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    HDTVs

    If LCDs are so good then how come when anyone comes to my house they comment how good my TV looks and want to know what kind of LCD it is? I tell them it's not an LCD, it's a Plasma. "Oh, don't you have to change the gas in those?" I tell them no, I have it hooked up to the natural gas line...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Guy that was brought in to run the company I work for, has the brilliant forward thinking idea of putting giant QR codes on our company delivery vans. I can't imagine what could go wrong there?
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    The solution to all your pet smell woes.. Or any smell..

    Ozone generators get rid of foul smells. Critterzone says it isn't an ozone generator. They're probably lying.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Unfortunately for most of us guys, being a member of the hindsight club usually requires joining up the hard way. It's all good. Life lessons never stop.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Perhaps I'm misremembering, but I thought he said they are going to end up eloping and her family will probably abandon her. That's what I'm talking about when I say women shouldn't choose a man over their family. A man should understand this as well and not willingly go down that path which...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Women should not choose a man over their family. If they do then they have pretty serious issues. Good luck with that.
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    Parent Thread

    We had colicky preemie twins. 11 months old now. They cried for a few minutes with their vaccinations. Had light fevers and slept well a day or two after. We kind of looked forward to their next vaccinations because of that. IMO there's no need to freak out about vaccines. One of our girls...
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Add chicken stock, grated onion and bread crumbs for moist turkey burgers. Can do the same for ground beef with beef stock, grated onion and bread crumbs. Well done burgers can still be pretty damn tasty and moist.
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    Neurosurgery

    If you're dealing with a hospital and the doctors aren't listening to you then see one of the hospitals patient advocates.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Linking to editorials as facts rustles the fuck out of my jimmies.
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    Family Car

    Cars come from the factory with a clear coat. The stuff they try to sell you is a polymer sealant that you can buy and put on yourself. It can be a little more durable than wax but usually doesn't bring out the shine as well as a good wash/clay/polish/wax can.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Followed this last weekend and made the best steaks I've ever made. One guy who likes to grill said he obviously didn't know what he was doing because my steaks were amazing. http://amazingribs.com/recipes/beef/...se_steaks.html
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Bitdefender, bitches. http://www.av-test.org/en/tests/home...7/mayjun-2013/
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    "I'm a fucking idiot, what do I do now?", he said to his wife.

    I bought a used shitbox earlier this year, got the title, got it on my insurance, left the car parked in the guys neighborhood, went to DMV the next morning got my own plates, took off the old plates and tossed them behind the fence of the guys townhouse like he asked me to, and had someone...
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    See what I did there?
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    Parent Thread

    Just read Izo's posts in the voice of Good Will Hunting. That's my advice to parents.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Being salaried and not having a single day off in a month and bring that up with "management" and their response "We're going to need you to work this weekend too." --------- Jimmy Fallon. Go home NBC, you're drunk.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    According to their thesis (really, infographics constitute a thesis nowadays?), they would need 2 and half elephants to store 1TB of data. Not a 2.5" hdd. 2.5 Elephants.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Areyouretarded? iPads are not storage devices even though they HAVE storage.
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    Parent Thread

    Our 9 month old twin preemie girls came home from the NICU on Prevacid and are still on it. They've slept inclined since the NICU. At home they were first using bouncy seats then (and still) Rock n Play's. They do not like sleeping flat in their cribs but we are working on that. Your...
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    Health Problems

    I asked the beta WatsonMD IBM Medical Doctor about your condition and it came back with something rather surprising but obvious.
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    Health Problems

    Ever have a concussion? Some of the symptoms are like a TBI. Might be that + something else, allergy etc.
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    Stalker / surveillance help

    Don't forget to ask the board for some financial assistance. Maybe an Xbox will help the crazy ex bf go away?
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    Pregnancy Thread

    Heartburn and hair thing...babies in the womb until 30 weeks or so are covered in hair, called lanugo.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    It has been around for thousands of years. Oh I forgot, doctors are archaeologists too.Fuckin dummy.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Nah I don't do that. I've heard of Asians boiling onions to fill their home with the aroma to help when people are sick. I don't think that does anything either. As a Vietnamese coworker explained "It's stupid but that's what they do. Cultural custom thing mang." I tend to sweat less than I...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Retards like you who think they know everything there is to know, doesn't really rustle my jimmies, actually amuses me. A hundred years from now we are going to look back on this time period where we treated symptoms rather than causes and wonder why we all went along with the notion that...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Acupuncture is no joke. I'm sweat a lot. Acupuncture totally fixes that. A friend has been allergic to fish for years. Four acupuncture treatments and he can eat fish again. And colic water isn't some mystery substance, it's herbal remedies for gas and upset stomach. Shit works because guess...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I'm proud to say I've never even seen a whole episode of Game of Thrones.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    PST. Please Send Tell. Oh jimmies...y so rus?
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    People that don't understand how elevators work. Door opens, allow people time to step out, don't barge in you crazy impatient nut. Doctors that overbook their appointments. I have better things to do than wait for 90 minutes past my appointment. Drivers going too fast in parking lots and...