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Ever since my kid has been around 5 years old, I have been telling him I am building him a jet pack. For the longest time he really thought I was building him one and it never came to be. I had intentions of building one from foam and quickly painting it, but never did. Now it’s a joke between...

He wants to buy an existing pest control business. Also told me to not talk smack about her boyfriend.

When I was younger, I got a job a veterinary clinic. My first day, someone brought in a puppy that had been set on fire. I didn’t even make it a whole day. I’m not sure how many times I said I was sorry, but I did it as I was walking out the door. I didn’t even make it to lunch.

Well, I definitely stunted things. I’m not going to go too much into it, but she was talking about going paddle boarding with him this past weekend and I said “I’m getting tired of hearing about your piece of shit boyfriend.” She only texts me now. I’m kind of ok with it. Got tired of hearing...

This is me if I lived through that.

I just need one playable army. Everything else is cake.

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Representing my state!

Nothing is painted. I’m not actually playing yet, but they are purchased, in the closet ready to be assembled and painted. When I started this, I had no idea my job was going to change. The last 4 1/2 months I have moved and taken over a role in another city. The hardest portion of the...

I considered it, but I think I have hit my stopping point. My Four Armies. I almost have things caught up at work. I almost have my assembly/paint station set up. I’m hoping the Orks will be done in 3-4 months.

This is why I like big girls.

Ok, that’s pretty funny. But she wouldn’t get it and I would have to explain it.

The last couple of months have been shit. Equipment failures, problems with things at my new apartment. On top of all of that, I have been missing my kid and Ft. Worth, so it’s the backstory to this text message: Im working today and had a blow out on a single axle trailer; no spare. The tires...

Well, I have kind of done it

i can’t wait until I can come up in here telling you guys how I turned my business’ truck getting rear ended into me rear ending my boss’ daughter.

She still has a boyfriend and I haven’t officially made a move. Not until the boyfriend is gone. I never want her to ever have a chance to blame me for their demise.

If I get her, I’ll invite a bunch of you guys over and we can take wreck out of the equation.

She knows I get them. I have to relay messages to techs. I edited the scene. I linked the wrong scene. I meant to refer to the wife farting scene.

For the record, I like it. Things you might find annoying or disgusting with the wrong person could be endearing with the right person. Reminds me of this scene from Good Will Hunting-

Well, the reason why I don’t think she is bailing on the boyfriend yet is because his dad, in Turkey, has been on his death bed for about three months. Finally died last Friday. On top of that, he (the boyfriend) also just got his citizenship last Friday. I am guessing that plays into it. But...

Man, I can hear that gif. CHING CHONG

I saved that pic specifically to make a thread about it a year later. I failed you guys. I do not remember what thread it was in, but I busted Chuk’s chops about it a few times after. I don’t laugh at it like I used to, but it still makes me grin.

No, no. Just because I don’t take your advice, doesn’t mean I’m immune to advice. It just means you guys are dumb for not telling me I’m making the right decisions. I’m joking, by the way. seriously though, I think there is more to all of this; how things have gone for me the last 6 years...

I don’t. And I have been working with her for almost two years now. She has a lot of positive traits and we have become pretty good friends. We both have a lot of things in common. Even though I showed off pics of her here, trying to flex “zzLook what I could get, guys!”, I really enjoy working...

I’m glad someone understands. I’ll send you an invite to the wedding.

Did I mention she never wears a bra?

Well, now I’m not going to share my FoH on titties for you faggots. I have already delivered three pairs in the past. This could have been a fourth and you ruined it. You made it worse for your brothers. (this is a joke. No way I would do this)

Man, you guys are hard to please. Unless I was courting mother Teresa, you guys would be saying there were red flags. I’m in my 40’s. Ever damned woman is tainted or damaged at this age. I just have to find the one with the least amount of baggage. No kids snd no tattoos is a pretty good fucking...

Well, she grew up rich. I guess I should have been more specific.

I didn’t ask. We were texting about something with work. Then she said she needed to go for a jog because the dogs needed to go out and she was getting fat. I said “You look fine. You’re adorable.” And then she said she didn’t feel like it and sent pics. First time she has done that. Sending the...

She is definitely a rich girl. Being a guy that grew up poor, I have always had that dream of landing the rich girl (Cant Buy Me Love movie). Seriously, all of this just stimulates the things I desire. I would love to be able to work with my spouse. Anyways, one more pic-

I suppose I need to fill in sone things I have been leaving out: She has a Turkish Muslim boyfriend. They have been together for 3 years. This guy works for a media company (or something like that) that has put him in the position to work for/with Seether, 10 Years and other famous rock bands...