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  1. rhinohelix

    Nintendo Switch (previously NX)

    Nothing Nintendo will ever be an actual "flop". They exist in their own space where they aren't competing without anyone but themselves. Wii U was the closest thing to they have had to a to a "flop" and that was just not meeting expectations and grumblings from the community. It sold, what...
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    Reacher

    Don't wait up for the nudity, it may be 90's actions (mostly, as someone said earlier, last action set piece is kinda weak, series seemed to be running out of budget/steam at that point) but it's 2020 nudity. Overall I really liked the show. I also liked the first Cruise movie but this guy...
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    The Animated GIF Thread

    That's the exchange between my wife and I after a certain number of days, looks and all. Now for a shark high five:
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    Lost Ark Online

    Yeah, so I bought one of the Founders Packs for this a long time ago when they went on sale, I need to see which one. Would like to follow along with you guys but I am in no way rushing this, as I just don't have time. We have a new person on the team for the first time in a year, which...
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    Event Horizon (1997)

    I was going say there was like a decade between this and Netscape but I forget sometimes I am now an old man who saw all this in real time. I it was 27 YEARS AGO that I was running around annoying everyone by saying "look, WWW.FORD.COM WWW.KODAK.COM WWW.PERSIANKITTY.COM" and 14.4ing my way to...
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    Event Horizon (1997)

    Man, I loved Lifeforce so much as a teenager. I mean, it has the apocalypse, space zombies, Space Vampires, entirely nude French 18-Year old Mathida May just walking around for the whole movie, cool special effects, London, a fantastic score, giant spaceships, and Patrick Stewart. And really...
  7. rhinohelix

    Hey hey everybody!

    Really from the thread but once Camerous' Return began with "aren't you Goblin Cock"
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    Hey hey everybody!

    Wait a sec, hold up.
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    Hey hey everybody!

    Foler speaks only for whichever character he is playing today. WB Camerous.
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    Mass effect Remastered - Legendary Edition - 2021

    There are without a doubt 4-5 (32-50 episodes) seasons of shows there, or 3-4 movies. At least. I can't believe no one has made this yet, other than the alien characters requiring so much special effects.
  11. rhinohelix

    The Joe Rogan Experience (JRE)

    Did they really? Did they give people IQ and personality tests and then load up the train cars? I think there is a missing factor here. I wonder what that is.
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    The Joe Rogan Experience (JRE)

    No one is trying to re-organize all of Civilization upon Socialist/Communist lines based upon modeling of IQ and personality. The same isn't true for Climate. 10 years until the tipping point! for 40 fucking years.
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    Mass effect Remastered - Legendary Edition - 2021

    Sorry for not finishing my reply last night. This is what I started to write: Weeeeellll, I don't know that this is a gap that we can cross. Some people who like chocolate, some people like vanilla, and it seems like this is one game/series for which that without the context of being in 2012...
  14. rhinohelix

    New World

    You would think , after all this time, someone would think to study what happens to games that release without an endgame plan, or an endgame plan that sucks. We just keep seeing it. Failed game after failed game. Doesn't anyone look to see how these things go wrong? You are investing...
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    I know you mean well but anytime someone says that, I think of 19 year old Jennifer Connelly. Career Opportunities. Things to be done first. There is plenty of time for that. PLENTY OF TIME.
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    Mass effect Remastered - Legendary Edition - 2021

    My opinion is that your opinion on this is terrible. You are awesome. Your opinion on Mass Effect is somehow like Thanos' birth: You mean "interacting with the other characters in the game"? Yeah, it's terrible. Don't worry, though, Diablo/Wolcen/Last Epoch/PoE await, Lone Ranger (or...
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    Wolcen: Lords of Mayhem

    So many of the skills didn't work, and they nerfed the shit out of stuff that did, and it was a convoluted mess. It was fun until you realized that many/most of your choices didn't matter. Did they fix it? That sounds like a tall order. Devs revealed to be incompetent boobs worse than AGS...
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    Settlers (2022)

    All these fucking super zoomed in cameras. "Look, Ma, its in 3D! Its 1999 again!" Fuck these developers. I can't remember the webcomic but it was super edgy: [God, peering down at Adam and Eve in the act, who notice his All Seeing Eye] "PROCEED"
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    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    This is why I don't care who wins anymore, I wanted any of the teams who lost to win Aaron/Tom/Titans/Bills but despite being from Texas, Chiefs/Mahomes is the only one I am pulling for to lose.
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    Playstation 5

    The new consoles are made with that kind of storage in mind; load times are a non-issue.
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    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    the College game is supposed to be about fairness.
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    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    Welp, literally every team I was pulling for to win the SB lost in stunning fashion. Literally.every.one. As a student of the game I enjoy watching games where I don't care who wins, though, so the next three games will be easier emotionally, I guess. I just don't want to Chiefs to win so we...
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    Playstation 5

    This is probably better saved for a different thread and I have made this argument before in different places but back in the day, 20+ years ago now when we used to have LAN parties, we would all haul our rigs to the same place and then I would spend 2+ hours effectively tuning troubleshooting...
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    Playstation 5

    I think at some point MS realized that they were never going to win in the console-only because that is driven by exclusives, and they have two markets to serve in that regard. So they made Game Pass effectively feed both mouths at the same time. And while I like my PS5, the look/feel of the...
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    Playstation 5

    That's kind of missing the forest for the trees, Ut. You know what MS' super power is? They can tell any developer for any IP: "Don't release in that state. Wait until its ready". Look at what Skill Up said about Halo Infinite vs. COD whatever. And none of this is about Release-day sales for...
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Eternals (2021)

    You mean, other than ruining the comic story by making him a villain because Whyt PE-pol are the WORST, AMIRITE?
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    Eternals (2021)

    I think they had enough to do with it that it was significantly better than the Woke trash tier BS that Marvel has been making for themselves.
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    Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings (2021)

    Are Hawkeye/Daredevil/Black Widow "superhero"? He's in comics, and in the movie, powered up by being a dhampir, hero enough for me: I
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    Eternals (2021)

    That, that was the whole point of my post. They made it for Sony, though.
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    Playstation 5

    If you get stuff delivered from Walmart like groceries, W+ is great. I keep it just so that in the time of #BareShelvesBiden Walmart Neighborhood Markets Grocery stores will often have things the other stores around us won't.
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    Eternals (2021)

    Thanks Marvel. You had a good run, ending with Endgame. Now you make shitty woke D+ series and movies for yourselves and save the good stuff for Sony.
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    The Matrix Resurrections (2021)

    When I went to go find this clip on YouTube, I am still, all these years later, still shocked to find that it is only 4m38s long. It felt like 30m sitting in the theater watching it that first time. I can remember every moment, even Neo's hover-hand as he does the cartwheel with the M-16/AR-15...
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    The Matrix Resurrections (2021)

    The Analyst explains: "Kush here is one of my handlers; they're everywhere. Such a pain to copy an Agent over a coppertop; far more effective to just saturate a population. And, bonus, Swarm mode is sick fun."
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    The Matrix Resurrections (2021)

    There were no reshoots, 2021 people are just pussies; They just wrote it antiseptically so no one might get their feelings hurt about coppertops dying and cry about it on Twitter. That's part of the tragedy of the original Matrix. Every time the Zion crew defeated an agent, a policeman, a tool...
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    The Matrix Resurrections (2021)

    We had a long talk at work about this today and I got to have a live conversation with a bunch of people who were I think reflective of many of the attitudes here. Many people were "disappointed" and came out guns blazing because they remember "The Matrix" and what a great movie that was. I...
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    The Matrix Resurrections (2021)

    It's clear no one wanted *This* installment. It's literally everything that's wrong with Soft Remake Member-berry movies; In fact, It's the "Last Action Hero" of Soft Reboots.
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    The Animated GIF Thread