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Rhyming Leash with Fleas should be a federal offense

5% of life on kill is insane

It's Siswet, that's not even the biggest thing I've seen her shove up her ass. She probably clogs the toilet daily with her massive shits.

When I moved into my new rental, I signed a 2 year lease. Replaced all the bulbs with LEDs. I love Daylight LED for whatever reason.

Just to clear things up... you workout nude in your buddies basement?

I'm old enough now that my son has more of a chance with an 18 year old than I do.

I would watch a full feature TMNT: Into the Turtleverse

Are you punching a cripple in the face?

Then.. DIY? Oh wait, you did the second time around.

What if you have a gas furnace? Asking for a friend.

https://gizmodo.com/viral-video-of-glitter-bomb-for-package-thieves-exposed-1831254130 I mean, I love the idea, but he made it out of like 4 Iphone 10s, and thieves would probably be willing to put up with glitter and fart spray for a handful of phones.

Because, i assume like last year, most if not all of the video is staged using his friends as actors.

Back in my day, this was called dumpster diving.

Wait, what kinda car is it that shes doing a burnout at every light?

Curbing them? Personal jimmy rustle: Accidentally bought body spray instead of antiperspirant spray. Of course, they are kept right next to each other on the shelf.

Yeah, except we can't communicate with dogs, and it still sucks.

Hey, it's me AT-ST, you may not recognize me due to my red leg. In this past episode, one thing bugged me. Assuming the Mando is a human-variant, and lives ~100 years, lets say he is 30 now, if he settled down with the widow with the daughter, and raised baby yoda at the shrimp farm, would...

I went to a co-workers house for thanksgiving this year, as I just moved up to the Atlanta area. Food was great, but he completely forgot gravy for the turkey.

He looks like the third property brother.

Harvest his midichlorians obviously. Make a super-sith They showed kids running around with helmets on. I don't know about you, but my kid needs a new bike helmet like every two years, and it doesn't cover his entire head.

Seems like some ninja wiki editing

Thankfully I don't get those, god. I just get a bi-weekly text from my boss.

Name one thing besides hotdogs or hotdog equivalent food items.

Heard this one on the radio: Does relish go on anything but hotdogs?

Thank you for reminding me to update my online timecard.

I just came here to say this as well.

Shazam says The Jerk by The Larks

Gnarliest dab rig

Dear Penthouse Magazine..

I bought this to go around with my kid

Black, red, and angsty... Sounds like the current site?

Was in the in Durable medical equipment field. My son lives in Orlando though, and don't want to be too far away from him. My old job actually contacted me on Friday and said they have a spot open in Atlanta, but it's not worth it to me I don't think. I can keep working part time and go back to...

Jacksonville, FL. Minimum wage is like $8.50 here.

I was recently laid off, so my answer has changed from 55k a year to 10$ an hour at my part time Gun Range job and whatever I can scratch together driving for Uber

Car started making a weird thumping noise while driving. I have pressure monitors, and it would stop when I straightened the wheel out, so I knew it wasn't a flat. Extended warranty, so I took it to the dealer and got a loaner yesterday. Called me today, told me the techs have no idea whats...

No? Is less more? Is more, more?

Plain, but I'd pick her up after her shift at Waffle House

Fuck do you live down the street from me? The popeyes near my house was sold out of their sandwiches and had signs posted. I had one on a business trip before all the hype and they are a good fucking sandwich, but sheeeeit.

Depression meds? They all do that to me.