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  1. Axlrose

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    "Long" standing records falling today: Rodgers with his interceptions, Dallas with their touchdowns... others?
  2. Axlrose

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    With Opie at the helm, he'll just clap it off and tell the team, "We'll get them next time boys!" then wander off and go fly fishing in a nearby creek...
  3. Axlrose

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    But Gould is the Michael Jordan of kickers, according to Gould...
  4. Axlrose

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    BOINK!
  5. Axlrose

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    TOUCHDOWN BEARS!!!!!
  6. Axlrose

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Watching games where the NFL showcases a pylon camera, yet for the Bear's two point attempt, suddenly there is not a clear shot whether the receiver broke the plane or not as the receiver stretches out in front of these same cameras...
  7. Axlrose

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Fuck it - next week I'm randomly snagging teams out of a hat and rolling dice for placement in my pick'em game...
  8. Axlrose

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    In a few years, the Lambs will be a better team than these Bears...
  9. Axlrose

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Gould is now the leading point scorer for the Bears (1118) - broke Kevin Butler's record (1116). Ball attendant was hesitant to give the ball back to Gould... geesh!
  10. Axlrose

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Jamaal Charles down, holding right leg, getting taken off the field - hobbling.
  11. Axlrose

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Losing to the damn Kool-Aid man... of course, with Catler at the helm.....
  12. Axlrose

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Alright Catler - no idea where you are while suddenly getting sacked and then fumbling in the end zone...
  13. Axlrose

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Geesh - Cheese Heads having lamb for dinner already!
  14. Axlrose

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Just to get this week's game going on the right foot - "Go fuck yourself Gravy!"* * = (just this week only *smirks*)
  15. Axlrose

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Family Guy football icons - Exclusive Themed T-Shirts Tee Cartel
  16. Axlrose

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Does Indy even have a defense?
  17. Axlrose

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Oh wonderful - the laundry tossing refereeing crew... The hell is this shit?
  18. Axlrose

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    This will be an extreme drinking game - heavily drinking to get through it or so bored shit less drinking is not worth it...
  19. Axlrose

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Apparently that intentional batting of the ball out of bounds is a foul, according to the retired referee talking to Chuckie and company. Flashbacks to 2012 and the refs helping Seattle with a win...
  20. Axlrose

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Oopsie?
  21. Axlrose

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Damn, I felt St. Louis would be a trap game for Arizona but could not pull the trigger on taking them in my pick'em league.
  22. Axlrose

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    27 teams playing like dog shit seems pretty ~balanced~...
  23. Axlrose

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Kaperbro channeling Catler...
  24. Axlrose

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Seems they can't decide whether Kaperbro should be a passer, a runner, a sack target...
  25. Axlrose

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Curious what I am missing.
  26. Axlrose

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Hell of a catch by James Jones.
  27. Axlrose

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    What's with all these kickers (except Gould) missing left and right?
  28. Axlrose

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    And he is not ~just~ making these either... Wonder how far Fox would let him attempt from.
  29. Axlrose

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Catler with another pick and Jeff Tripplett with another round of flags afterwards... Ahhh - Chicago style pizza in-between commercials!
  30. Axlrose

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Hey Pittsburgh - Gould just hit from 54 yards out with a slight breeze and is 3/3 for the season from 50 or more yards.
  31. Axlrose

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Haven't decided if I am watching a very competitive game or two sorry ass teams stumbling along...
  32. Axlrose

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Seems Oakland Konvicts always forget Bennett whenever the Bears need long yards.
  33. Axlrose

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Aldon Smith crashes in Catler...
  34. Axlrose

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Ahhh the memories of SuperBowl XX against the Patriots (do they get the * for future cheating)?
  35. Axlrose

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Konvicts take the lead over the Midway Monsters... Catler pulling a Brady* = complaining about not getting called for defender smacking him in the head.
  36. Axlrose

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Itisstill early in that game...
  37. Axlrose

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Catler "better" to play today - wimps out on getting slaughtered in Seattle while Claussen plays so bad that Chi-town ~pines~ for his triumphant return.
  38. Axlrose

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Fuck off NFL and your stupid rules - leave the London game to show me two minutes of Fan Duel commercials before my "home" game...
  39. Axlrose

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    My Bears suck, but at least my field goal kicker is Gould in a pinch.
  40. Axlrose

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    At least the game did not have flags after every other play.