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I heard their fangs are too small to pierce your skin, so it’s ok to buy them.

I agree. But look at those shoulders. That woman is sturdy for sure. That’s why it took 2 teenage boys.

Found a body pic of her

Weak. Refer to her as a her like you should.

Amarillo by morning. Up from San Antone. Every kid that I got, are ones that I have stole.

Just did a quick search, but it looks like she tried making it with a singing career, nothing took off so decided to show off the tits. Lol.

Roses are red, Glass is clear. I’m on FoH shitposting Without my Sweet As Beer.

I used to let my kid play GTA4 when he was around 6 or 7. Always made him obey the rules of the road; stop at stop lights. Stay in the lanes. Turn from proper lanes. It was exciting for me to see the game played like that and he got to drive a car.

I really like her boobs.

I got this game on my 17th birthday. I’m 43 now. I still listen to this periodically. Great memories.

I have had this on Re-Pete all morning

I have a new respect for @Tuco

Omni-man flies like Ace from Ambiguously Gay Duo

Excellent advice. The T-Shirt was for me though.

A few updates: I have all of my old debt paid off except one bill. Currently working on that. I should be moving into my new place this weekend. Once I move in, I set my business to the address, get insurance for the business and merge my license with the business. I’m getting a wrap for my...

A 4 year old won the competition. https://www.espn.com/espn/story/_/id/31326502/inaugural-josh-fight-little-josh-crowned-best-josh?platform=amp

It’s kind of like when you decide to have some mostly consensual sex with the woman you have been stalking and the first minute she is definitely playing hard to get, but then you get frustrated enough to exert your dominance and power through playful resistance within 15 seconds. Omni-Man...

Havent really liked the Rex Splode character, but the “Godamit Robot! Will please stop fucking me up?” Made me laugh out loud. And not that I’m defending Amber’s character or whatever her name is, but her knowing and acting like she didnt and getting mad at the excuses isn’t unbelievable. I...

I have used mine a few times in my dream to send and receive emails, but it’s always gibberish. Never can read them.

And it’s Nickelback. It’s really good though.

Made me think of this-

Why would the wise man want to scratch the foolish man’s balls?

Were the sheets sullied during sex?

Through the trees and quickly. I was flying close to the ground doing swirls and loops. It was pretty awesome. My first ever dream where I actually flew.

Most of my dreams that I have that involve a super power are usually ones where I have a super human jump. Like Hulk. Very controlled, but not to the point I am flying. Two nights ago, I had a dream that I could actually fly. And I was damned good at it too. My tickle was pickled.

10 years old this year.

Make sure @Tuco knows it’s not in a skillet either.

“This some bullshit.” “It’s not a party for me either man.”

They are normal sized I guess. Here’s a pic of him at 6’1” in June of 2019. That’s how tall I am. He was 13.

“I don’t want nun unless she’s got guns, Hun.”

Also, Cecil teleports. I’m ok with Mars being done in 2 weeks. And Mark and Eve are Rachel and Ross.....

Could you imagine being the guy that Rogue had a crush on? How hard would it be knowing that could all be yours, but you would die?

April 8 is Rex Manning Day