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Of course they share a parking lot. It's called Texas.

Rangers fans and Cowboys fans are basically the same people. Texas fans just bandwagon whichever of their twelve teams that happen to be successful at the moment.

Only very distantly guitar related, but I just had to miss my weekly lesson because of this stupid fucker (the shooter, not the bus driver): http://www.seattlepi.com/local/artic...le-4725721.php Traffic wasn't moving at all, so I headed home.

We're up all night to get boobs:

I don't think I'm ever going to be particularly effects-heavy. I have a nice little OD box, and the reverb on my amp. I won't need a whole lot else for the type of music I want to play.

GAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I think a little reverb sounds nice in any situation, really. Relying on the room can be weird unless you're playing in an actual music hall or something, which isn't happening for me for a looooooong time.

No, I mean that 99% of the time when someone has a condom break, it's either that they're using condoms that are too old, not enough lube, or they don't pinch the tip to make the reservoir like you're supposed to.

I'm definitely much more motivated to play with the new amp. I keep turning it on in the morning and leaving it on standby, then going over and playing from time to time. Hopefully I won't kill the tubes.

Lrn2condom.

I think it's a lot more likely that 18 year old Noodleface just had no idea how to put on any condom. Like others in this thread have said, magnums aren't substantially different in size from any other condom, and latex stretches like a sonofabitch.

I'm not a big metal guy, but that sounded good! It sounded a little thin to me, but heavy distortion always does to my ear. Definitely way better than my playing so far. I'll get there though.

Okay, so, I'm a fucking liar. I got a screaming deal on the Alessandro and I couldn't turn it down. So, uh, I don't need a reverb pedal anymore.

Jesus, as if she wasn't fapworthy enough already. I'm really looking forward to that DLC though. Columbia didn't move me nearly as much as Rapture did.

I might go shop for a reverb pedal. I don't think I'm going to go for a multi-effects after all; I already have a pretty decent OD, so all I would really want at this point is a reverb and maybe a looper. I don't need shit like a flanger, etc. I've tried a few amps with digital reverb and...

Okay, smart guy; why else would a salesperson randomly tell a customer that something they want to look at is likely out of their price range? I mean, clearly the only way it could've been racism is if the salesperson got up in her face and said "DON'T YOU BE TRYIN' TO STEAL MY PURSES American Inventor".

Just make sure you post something really racist along with the meatspin gif next time. You won't be touched.

Show of hands, how many of you thought it was a documentary?

Clearly it's Robot Unicorn Attack.

You're a single woman, now? You ARE confused.

Either past or future small penises they've had to deal with. You know, like yours.

Female gun owners are compensating for someone else's small penis.

I'm proud of you for so boldly announcing your tiny penis wherever you go. Own that shit.

That'd be pushing my budget a bit. How about this? http://www.guitarcenter.com/Boss-ME-...46-i1509963.gc My thought is that I can use it to fuck around with for now, and then down the road use it for effects that I don't want often enough to have a dedicated pedal for but would still like...

The sad thing is, that's exactly what's going to happen. I have the money I put down on the Deville sitting at GC, I'll probably use it to pick up a cheap reverb pedal.

SHUT UP YOU GODDAMN BASTARD Slaythe, that's exactly the plan. When I hit some good milestones, I'll reward myself with a pedal or something.

While you have a fascination with dicks of any size.

How many of you tiny-dicked gun owners are planning on carrying at Starbucks tomorrow?

This is probably the best I've ever heard it put.

So, this thread is totally turning into the Duppin Thread, but I did a bunch of thinking last night. I'm going to dial way back on the GAS for now. No more amps, no more guitars. MAYBE a pedal or two so I can start learning more about effects (an overdrive and a reverb pedal, I'm thinking...

That's cruel, sir. I'm actually still waffling, too. I played another amazing amp today, at $999. A Fargen Blackbird 40.

Making balloon animals doesn't count.

Yeah, it's balls. I'll come back to it later.

I think I have the amp thing solved; I can't justify the $1200 for that Alessandro even though it's amazing. I put a hold on a used 2x12 Deville at Guitar Center yesterday. edit: The guitar duckface is getting out of hand:

Shitting in a bar bathroom. Poor planning on my part.

Split up with your best friend? What are you, a sixteen year old girl?

Yeah, it's a derpy link. The actual amp is a Rottweiler.

What do you guys think of this? http://www.emeraldcityguitars.com/pr...ing-dog-boxer/ It's got gorgeous cleans, and breaks up nice (it's got a unique output control dial that sortof works like an attenuator or master volume, but better) but it's also $1300. I could get a reissue Twin...

Sure, but if the guy just refuses to give himself options in lower-force situations because he wants to roll the highest damage numbers possible, it's up to the GM to show him the error of his ways.