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Today and today only YOU can pre-purchase our new LEGACY SERVER account for a small sum of $99.99(including a monthly subscription fee of $29.99), this includes alllllll major content patches up to 3.0, 0 in game support, and a bunch of buggy ass shit we'll never fix!

Fixed it for you. I can see how the green jesus mushroom stamp would throw your lore all out of whack though.

We initially thought about continuing the burning legion storyline and having them invade azeroth, but we took care of that in a novel you can all buy for $29.99

No one saw that coming...except everyone who has played WoD

You didn't read the out of game bullshit novels that tell half of their fucking story these days. Basically Wrathion was like "You faggots didn't unite after you beat Garrosh like you fucking should have, and since you can't stop fighting over a farm in the middle of nowhere you still can't...

Christ Almighty

Best thread on mmo champ:Just Warlords Things¯\_(?)_/¯ Warlords of Draenor having only one content patch and it being its last patch. ?\_(?)_/? #JustWarlordThings Killed the first 5 guilds I was in. ?\_(?)_/? #JustWarlordThings Announce Grom as final boss JK IT'S ACTUALLY ARCHIMONDE...

I knew I forgot one! The mini plant centaur thing...of plants...in stormwind....for some reason...

Oh I forgot the ogre fuck in slag mines.

Let's see: There's Ner'Zhul, the giant man-chicken, Warlord Zaela from UBRS, the train bitch that throws spears, the boat gronn, teron gorefiend...that's all of them right?

From a strictly tanking point of view I realize that there has to be some sort of something that makes each tanking spec different. I get that, really. But when you have some abilities that are just blatantly OP as fuck and other specs have abilities and cd's that are mediocre in comparison...

Therein lies the problem. I raid at a "higher" level, albeit slowly this tier waiting for the rest of my raid to stop licking balls, but that 10% swing is huge in my everyday gaming. Not only is it infuriating that classes like BRM monk can run wild for so long, but they have also destroyed what...

I'd find new class more exciting if they could balance the ones they already have, which they can't.

All I know is ogres better be a playable race next expansion, and fuck new classes.

Oh I know, Hoyber is a good player and was the MT in a server first vanilla guild. His warrior has ashbringer and all that shit. When demo was the god spec, he did great. This is the first expansion he's raided with us on his warlock so I think he just hasn't had much practice with destro of...

The way it's supposed to work, is one person of each "class type" hits the ring and it procs the cooldown on all of them. So if I'm tanking and I hit my ring, it procs both my ring AND the other tank. If a dps hits HIS ring, it procs them all, healer does it and so on and so forth.

Sure, Vidual is the new guy. Hoyber is the old guy. This is our 11/13H log from last night. People were being retarded on Tyrant at the end of the night. Also didn't log first boss because who gives a shit, and Vidual was lagging so we went without him for Iron Reaver. Warcraft Logs - Combat...

By the way. We're still looking to pick up another healer with a dps offspec. Raid 8:30pm - 12am EST Wednesday, Sunday, Monday 12/13H HFC (Not like these matter anymore, but I'll list them) 6/10M BRF 6/7M HM Alliance - Turalyon We have some guys that like to say "Wakandan" and shit...

Dude, immersion. When you go merc mode you're playing with an illlllluuuuuuuuuuusion! No but seriously, there's a farm in the middle of nowhere that must be held by the alliance or an old god will rise up and destroy everyone. Also we're all fucking retarded and only people like Green Jesus...

At this point I think people would play new "classes" that were just clones of the old ones with reskinned/text abilities. Why not make a hunter that uses monk chi that can heal. Or let paladins use a 2h and shield to tank (crusader, duhhhhh). I feel bad for all these warlocks man. I...

It's hellfire cache day, or as I like to call it "Throw ships at the motherfucker until you win" day.

June 28, 2011....close enough!

Agreed. Really over this 9 minutes of bullshit 1 minute of OHFUCK style boss fights they've been doing. Shit is tuned so tight if you have even one player run left 2 steps instead of right 2 steps you have to wipe. Fucking retarded. Normal Archimonde is a true example as well. First like...

We do loot council but gear is spread based on who it's a biggest upgrade for, and whether or not they're a fucking moron....things like that

We're 12/13 normal (only spent about an hour on normal Archimonde for a 10% wipe) and 10/13 heroic. I feel like we've got some players anchoring us and have been playing like shit, but we're still 577 US somehow...so...who the fuck knows.

Mythic Archimonde bout to be on Al'Akir level. First boss to last more than 3 weeks in 5 years.

I just....the shipyard is so fucking bad. I don't know how the fuck that got the green light. Shoehorning the fucking legendary into it just pisses me off. Some of my guildies have been finished for a week now (sea chart) and I still haven't seen the mission even pop up, let alone just thrown...

Garrisons of Draenor, $19.99

We went 12/13 normal and 5/13 heroic this week... I am absolutely done with 10 minute fucking fights. Fuck these phone it in developer motherfuckers. This expansion sucks a big meaty cock.

lol yea 12 out of 13 isn't half bad. The jump from Mannoroth to Archimonde though is like Thokk to Siegecrafter it terms of hilarity.

You have apparently not tried Archimonde yet. Ain't nothin' smooth or reasonable about that clusterfuck.

Guys I went to the bar with Grom last night. He's actually a pretty cool guy. He's really sorry about the mass genocide and all the children he ordered killed. He just wants to live in peace, like Ghandi, you know? I think we should just forgive him. Oh and Khadgar wants Mannoroths skull...

6/23 will be the raid release. Usually 2-3 weeks after the pvp season ends and they're not going to release it 6/30 or 7/7 because of the 4th of July, and 7/14 would just be a straight kick in my balls.

The holy trinity shall not be infringed...or something.

So wait, did the rape happen when she was on top, or did the rape start when they switched positions and she acted like she was done and he "slapped" her? She raped that dude, I am triggered.

Heroic maidens is bad enough, I can't even fucking imagine mythic.

(Announcer voice) Aaaaaaaaaand we're back live with another round of "Nine Minute Fights of Draenor!". Next up is the horrific Hellfire Citadel, filled with all kinds of bullshit you've come to hate in this lackluster expansion. Patch 6.2 is sure to bring massive amounts of content to the masses...

I think there's just the emerald dream thread which has turned into other servers now it seems.

It's a ruthless game of balls eating balls.

Too many fucking morons split to eat me at 100 mass and then IMMEDIATELY get eaten by someone else right afterward...like are you fucking retarded?