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Died to that same cheater again. Dude's obviously cheating. So my team and I spectate him, dude has 17 fucking kills, his entire squad was already dead, and he solo wins the game. He's playing with a streamer, I go to his channel and say basically, 'hey bud this dude is cheating just a heads...

Started rough today, but got 3 wins by the end. Some shennigans were had. At one point my teammate put 8 cymbal monkeys in a truck and drove it up to a player, but it didn't jihad him like we hoped. Here's some of the good stuffs: Here's why this has more layers than PUBG and PUBG will never...

As fun as it is listening to you and your old man racist tirades, can you at least confine straight political shit to the political thread? This temple is sacred and we'll not have your filth defiling it.

YOU DROPPED THIS: Also not cheese. This is "testing". Get it right. We didn't even win, we got 3rd! And we only killed one guy from there.

Sounds pretty cool. I'd love to fuck around with a "rares only" league or something. My friends and I will surely do at least one league. Definitely huge for streamers/e-sports type stuff. Imagine the HC races with super special circumstances. Could be pretty great.

Those random fucking slices of white bread thrown in is like a secret signature for "this shit is legit". Artisan bread? Why? The meat is the meal, you fucking hipsters! Respect.

Everyone I've ever seen scream at a fast food employee in person was old and white and a woman.

The other day I ordered my iced coffee and the girl came to the window, super timidly, and apologized and said they were out of caramel and if another flavor was okay. I was like "sure, whatever. Vanilla I guess?" But she genuinely looked and sounded like I was going to slap her across the...

There's two ways to play blackout: This way and the MAN WAY

(I'm not retarded so I'm thinking that's probably BEFORE it opened to the public, but even so, maybe it's real!)

I actually started out as a Soulwrest build before Soulwrest was understood. I was usual spectre build but I went with some staff block nodes and stuff. I think I got up to like 50/50 block with Rumi's up with my Soulwrest. If you're Necromancer it's not hard to keep up phantasms as they...

So responses seem to be all over for this. First you have to get the boxing gloves from Construction/Asylum/Lighthouse. That much is true. Then you just need 1 melee kill and keep the gloves on you after until you win/die. Placement doesn't matter. So people are saying that if you kill some...

Footsteps are great now. I think they still have the silentish bug sometimes, but otherwise they're like old awareness almost. People not jamming to music can really use their ears to decipher whats going on. Unlocked Ruin today. Didn't even get my melee at the beginning, did it like top 15...

Finally got the Outlaw operator mod. Don't fucking do it. It's a cool mod but the gun is complete shit. Just, totally awful. And not even consistent. Headshots are oneshot kills, but body shots with high caliber are 130 damage except sometimes they're a full 150?!?!? And I'd get a one-shot...

Well anyone played yet? I read about the Specialist unlock quests last night and fuuuuuuuuck that. I'm sure I'll do Ruin, but jesus some of them look ridiculous. Hopefully Saugs are reasonable in MP now.

First balance pass: Oct. 30 Update: MP Balancing Pass, Blackout & Zombies Updates, Gun Game + More : Blackops4 Saugs getting nerfed, hopefully enough. My VKM is getting slightly nerfed, probably rightfully so. Snipers getting buffed to compete with Paladin. AFAIK these are for multiplayer...

No shit, but that's what I run around with on maps/delves. I didn't say "Shaper DPS". Which is still probably about 1.5-2million dps with flasks up. And even then you'll still get frenzy charges from adds in the later phases of Elder and Uber Elder.

Actually with flasks damage per ball is 33800 average damage per ball. And according to the MS dps calculator online my DPS fully flasked/charged etc is about 3.2million...

Vanilla Ice cream is still great in root beer floats and purple cows (grape soda instead of root beer). You'll feel like you're 5 when you make it, but it's fucking great.

I have an MS Inquisitor that does something like 200k dmg per ball. I don't recall as it's been a month or so but I think I had like 13ish balls per attack and attacked around 13 times per second? Either way it was insane damage. Inquisitors are far more squishy than Juggs though and he got...

4ish Wins in Blackout after farming my diamond LMG. A few laffs: Don't use the 3x on snipers that aren't Paladin. Why? (yes first one misses, the next 3 should all be hits) It's called "Game Sense" (Also I deleted the designated seat buttons because they were my push-to-talk) And I...

I think the 2nd part will have all the characters. The Chekhov's Gun thing with Dee's eye itching I'm sure will come into play. Overall kind of a lame episode. I'm pretty sure they shot a lot of these episodes out of order/before Dennis came back and they're just trying to arrange them so...

I did Multiplayer for 4-5hours and got level 4 or 5 on black market. I was doing stupid Hades achievements too, so I wasn't even doing well. If I used a real weapon and farmed 3.0 KD every game for that long I might've gotten a few more BM levels. I am also going to prestige when I get...

MP's fun, but you're more or less locked into 5ish guns if you want to be tops. I've been doing Diamond LMG's and it's a fucking nightmare for some of the challenges because of how bad some guns are. Having a gun with .49 second TTK vs shit with .22 second TTK is painful. Especially when you...

Well A: Daredevil was dosed by MYSTERY NEEDLE DRUG (I guess weak poison/anesthetic?) so he wasn't completely all there. and B: The driver that takes him from the prison is the same driver he paid to stay, but when he wakes up the driver is completely different Still super stupid. Pretty sure...

Say something about tomato marmalade or some shit and we'll have you out of here on a fucking rail.

This is mostly true. I'll eat whatever ketchup. Rarely, RARELY have I ever had a "bad" ketchup. When I did it was some weird cheapo brand or oofy organic shit. It didn't have the sweet corn syrup taste that is probably in most of the good ones.

Patch today fixed the glider exploit. That's the word they used. Exploit.

I'd give it a 9/10. The first few episodes were just too much brooding and dialogue. Also Fisk being the 5-step ahead guy gets tedious, but I understand that's his character so I tolerated it.

Heinz is good, but I usually get:

What the fuck is that ketchup though.

He's using the operator Mod Mozu (all headshots are one-shot kill) and the Paladin (one shot kill if chest or higher) to show him just twitch shooting people. Almost any competent player can do the exact shit he just did. Except me, I got the Mozu operator mod and it fucking sucks for me. The...

Hoooly shit. Is 3.5 going to be the Ice Rework? FINALLY? ARCTIC BREATH I'M READY FOR YOU!

That new McD's breakfast sandwiches look fucking great. The problem I had with most of their breakfast stuff was it's too dry, but by upping the cheese/meat ratio it'll definitely help counter that. Throwing a hashbrown patty and some sort of breakfast sauce on one of those would be amazing...

That's an exploit. The wingsuit is supposed to only be activate above 6 stories. He's literally just abusing a weird exploit people found. We lost a game to a fucker with a shotgun wingsuitting around. It's just classless to use it. Nine bangs do need a tweak. You can't have people be...

Half way through and it's good and all, but I must not be at the 10/10 part. It's a little slow to start. Lotta brooding from everyone. I'll obviously finish the story out but hoping theirs a major ramp up coming. I'm assuming when Bullseye comes into play this will happen.

Some one please find me the slow-mo SUPER JUMP PUNCH as a gif. That sums up this movie for me. That gif plus a venom duo-dialogue text would be the perfect meme. "He's getting up Eddie, punch him." "Oh.. okay." "No wait.... Super punch him." *BYAAHHH* *THWACK*

Some fun things we've learned testing stuff this week: You can put a Trophy System INSIDE the helicopter. It will absorb 2 missiles IF you make sure to angle the opening of the chopper towards the missile. It will also FUCK YOU UP MAJORLY if some one inside the helicopter tries to fire a...

Fucking 6+ hour stint of blackout with one win. Then a multiplayer break and one two basically back to back. I actually highlighted the second one as we had 23 kills and had some fucking insane situations. But here's some fun stuff in under 60 second clips! Normal squad stuff 360 murder...

No wins today, but had some fun. Also ran into a legit hacker in Blackout: But some things went exactly to plans: And others didn't: Played a bunch of multiplayer and had like 10 games in a row where the enemy team had between 200 and 1000 ping. No fucking clue what was going on...