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  1. Kuro

    MTG thread

    This set is hella lazy. Imma just save my money for the other 42 booster pack products they're putting out next year.
  2. Kuro

    Get a free Kyle Rittenhouse at Culver's

    A picture of a complete and healthy breakfast
  3. Kuro

    Ghostbusters : Afterlife

    Paul Rudd is going to get sucked into one of the traps and discover that it actually goes to the Quantum Realm and create a bunch of crossover MCU consoomer hype
  4. Kuro

    Get a free Kyle Rittenhouse at Culver's

    Probably gonna wait till end of day to announce anything, don't want to give people time to bus in from ACROSS STATE LINES before nightfall
  5. Kuro

    Get a free Kyle Rittenhouse at Culver's

    After Chauvin I expect the black guy to be the one who kicked Kyle at the riot.
  6. Kuro

    Get a free Kyle Rittenhouse at Culver's

    Chapter Three: A Farewell to Arm
  7. Kuro

    Get a free Kyle Rittenhouse at Culver's

    What if the jurors are having this exact conversation right now
  8. Kuro

    Get a free Kyle Rittenhouse at Culver's

    You need to know the fast food territory borders so you're ready for the Franchise Wars.
  9. Kuro

    Get a free Kyle Rittenhouse at Culver's

    The best-way-to-wield-a-skateboard-in-battle line of thought is giving me flashbacks to how-many-third-graders-can-you-take-in-a-fight.
  10. Kuro

    Get a free Kyle Rittenhouse at Culver's

    Probably gonna vote guilty because they're afraid Kraus'll have a heart attack if they acquit.
  11. Kuro

    Get a free Kyle Rittenhouse at Culver's

    The reason their spread used to be slow was that the old owner insisted on doing the training for each new location, which at least used to result in Chic-Fil-A-adjacent levels of decent service.
  12. Kuro

    Get a free Kyle Rittenhouse at Culver's

    Shit, when I was a teenager I worked at Culver's from 14-17. Place was pretty good with 50% off. I avoid it at full price. Still wish they'd bottle their rootbeer.
  13. Kuro

    Get a free Kyle Rittenhouse at Culver's

    Kenosha hoping for a Blizzard right about now
  14. Kuro

    Get a free Kyle Rittenhouse at Culver's

    See, guns allow an individual to protect himself from multiple assailants, and are therefor anti-democracy, since the foundation of democracy is whichever group has the most people has an innate right to destroy smaller groups of people.
  15. Kuro

    Get a free Kyle Rittenhouse at Culver's

    If Binger shot Kyle in court and shouted BLACK LIVES MATTER how many weeks of community service would he be sentenced to?
  16. Kuro

    Get a free Kyle Rittenhouse at Culver's

    The key is that neither do the people he's trying to convince
  17. Kuro

    Get a free Kyle Rittenhouse at Culver's

    If only Kyle had encaved their chests with roundhouse kicks instead of bringing a gun we wouldn't be having this trial.
  18. Kuro

    Get a free Kyle Rittenhouse at Culver's

    Man without Pathos, a monster. Man without Logos, a woman. Balance.
  19. Kuro

    Get a free Kyle Rittenhouse at Culver's

    It confirms they successfully received the death threats from mostly peaceful activists
  20. Kuro

    Get a free Kyle Rittenhouse at Culver's

    The left needs to get better martyrs
  21. Kuro

    Get a free Kyle Rittenhouse at Culver's

    The question is, if he's acquitted, can he be re-armed and on the streets in time for the riots over his acquittal?
  22. Kuro

    Get a free Kyle Rittenhouse at Culver's

    Covid Passport Zone Lines
  23. Kuro

    Get a free Kyle Rittenhouse at Culver's

    He's more on the making martyrs side of things
  24. Kuro

    Get a free Kyle Rittenhouse at Culver's

    Obviously the problem is that he wasn't summarily lynched in the street. Lynch mobs are progressive and just as long as the victim isn't Black
  25. Kuro

    Get a free Kyle Rittenhouse at Culver's

    I have very good health insurance
  26. Kuro

    Get a free Kyle Rittenhouse at Culver's

    Alternative Theory: This is an FBI honeypot and 85% of us are glowies.
  27. Kuro

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    I feel like the base game story wants me to care about the ala mhigans, but they honestly come across as a bunch of bloodthirsty assholes that are just butthurt because they were on the wrong side of the ass kicking this time.
  28. Kuro

    Get a free Kyle Rittenhouse at Culver's

    How could Kyle know crimes were going to be committed, the BLM protests were mostly peaceful according to our papers of record.
  29. Kuro

    Get a free Kyle Rittenhouse at Culver's

    Call someone a terrorist: fine. Call someone by the name on their birth certificate: you fucking monster
  30. Kuro

    Get a free Kyle Rittenhouse at Culver's

    I'm going to SPACE
  31. Kuro

    MTG thread

    Got to clock someone for 26 with the 1/13 at last night's prerelease. I am satisfied with this set.
  32. Kuro

    Get a free Kyle Rittenhouse at Culver's

    Because HE CROSSED STATE LINES makes it sound like he's a psycho who thoroughly planned his murder spree if you weight it like that. Meanwhile like half of the people at my job live across state lines because it's a 15minute drive to counciltucky and rent is cheap as fuck.
  33. Kuro

    Get a free Kyle Rittenhouse at Culver's

    Listen, Piccolo's attack takes a while to charge so you're going to have to distract the other guy for a little while. About five minutes.
  34. Kuro

    Get a free Kyle Rittenhouse at Culver's

    He needed to throw an apple at them to get them to turn towards the camera
  35. Kuro

    Get a free Kyle Rittenhouse at Culver's

    Amusing in the context of us still ending up with "racial jungle" "poor people are just as smart as white people" for president.
  36. Kuro

    Get a free Kyle Rittenhouse at Culver's

    Didn't Clinton try to smear Tulsi as some kind of Russian Manchurian Candidate?
  37. Kuro

    Get a free Kyle Rittenhouse at Culver's

    My only hope is that there are riots after he is acquitted, and a whole bunch of biceps get vaporized at those riots. Maybe even start a tiktok trend of destroying your own biceps in solidarity. For BLM
  38. Kuro

    Get a free Kyle Rittenhouse at Culver's

    I mean, if self-defense is no longer an option, might as well go for a high score if you're going to get railroaded either way.
  39. Kuro

    Get a free Kyle Rittenhouse at Culver's

    If I can't claim self defense that just leaves Mutual Combat
  40. Kuro

    Get a free Kyle Rittenhouse at Culver's

    Just send him a The Child pin, it'll be his two favorite things, Star wars and unaccompanied children