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  1. Jait

    Tales From the Borderlands - Telltale Games + Borderlands

    Finally. 2nd episode is up. Downloading it now.
  2. Jait

    Mortal Kombat X

    lol. Mean, but true. That's why I love to play Mortal Kombat and absolutely LOATHE watching MK streams/tourneys.
  3. Jait

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Great thing about Disney, they're not purists. If they can make a buck off it, they will. Anastasia had her throat cut, was stuffed into a bag and thrown in the river? I see a great princess story! Next up Pocahontas!
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    RIP, Terry Pratchett

    Why couldn't baby Jesus take RR Martin instead? Sucks.
  5. Jait

    Soccer 2014 - 2015

    Anyone got a stream for FA today? Nevermind. Fuck it I'll hit Fox and the Hound pub.
  6. Jait

    Planet Fitness loves trannys

    Yeah it's old hat. It is to fitness what Goodwill is to Charity. They had "juice bars" at some of their locations that sold Oreo shakes. They STILL sell 50 Cent's energy drink. They have outright said they discourage any real fitness geeks to come there. They once kicked a guy out for...
  7. Jait

    The Authoritative Final Fantasy & Bravely Default thread

    That's actually pretty damn good.
  8. Jait

    Suicide Squad (2016)

    Yeah I get people hate his kid and personal beliefs but the dude has been consistently entertaining me for 20 odd years.
  9. Jait

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Han crashed first. He should have had Chewy lock in the auxiliary power. I wonder if he said I have a bad feeling about this. But no seriously, the guy has now walked away from two air crashes. That's twice as many as most everyone else. He probably drank a beer and signed autographs before...
  10. Jait

    Doctor Who

    Fuck's sake, I'd take Martha a million times over Mel. And I hate Martha. But she's The fucking Most Interesting Woman in the World compared to Ms. Bush.
  11. Jait

    Steam Deals and Digital Sales

    Long story short... Some years ago a DRM company singled out Stardock as refusing to use their product and because of that they lost 8 trillion dollars or some other made up #. Stardock replied that they would never use DRM, and the way their products were designed they didn't mind piracy...
  12. Jait

    Doctor Who

    Lol that was actually pretty good. Forgot a chav saved the Universe already.
  13. Jait

    38 studios Auction Nov 14th and 15th.

    Yeah I was gonna say... "Real life". Really?? Shill'ing has never lived in the real world. In the real world you go to jail and you don't pass Go and collect 1 million dollars from espn and get a massive tax return for your failed business when you've committed fraud.
  14. Jait

    Doctor Who

    I have a theory she was the next companion. Moffat stated the new companion (like many others) was to be entirely different than any the Doctor had before: She was going to be a junkie. Just my 2cp
  15. Jait

    Project 1999 - Making Norrath Great Again

    Been playing this, currently lvl13 killing Dervs in Ro in my full suit of 1 AC cloth. Please come twink me or PL me. Please. Please.
  16. Jait

    Jupiter Ascending (2015)

    Yeah, but go read it. It's not Toy Story. It's about a really fucked up Cowboy doll who hates his life. It's like a G-Rated Chucky.
  17. Jait

    Steam Deals and Digital Sales

    Not to rehash old shit but to rehash old shit Stardock's mature stance on DRM and the retribution from DRM companies against Stardock made me a buyer for life.
  18. Jait

    The Matrix (1999)

    Also iirc the game explains very well how the Merovingian was the Controller of a previous iteration of the Matrix. He was an idealist like Neo back then. Werewolves, vampires, wraiths etc...were his Agents. When his Matrix failed he established a foothold of viruses (neo notices the building is...
  19. Jait

    What color is this dress

    It's really very simple: People are fucking retarded. Percepts are more fun.
  20. Jait

    RIP Leonard Nimoy

    When/If Shatner ever dies I will be crying like a little girl. But I'm still holding out they will find a way to deify the guy and make him immortal. This fucking sucks.
  21. Jait

    Alien 5?

    Yeah her demands clearly ruined those movies. Not the studio, writing, acting...
  22. Jait

    The Matrix (1999)

    Since we've already established the series was much better than the vocal haters (who are also vaginas) think, I'd just like to add that Matrix Online had a pretty fucking good story too. It was just an awful, awful game.
  23. Jait

    Dark Power Rangers

    Your fucking generation ruins everything. You turn your faggoty G-rated cartoons into R-rated derpfests starring A-List actors like Dawson and Screech then you jerk off to them despite their awfulness and say "Gritty! Awesome!!". So we end up getting 43,912 reboots of shit, and Jar-Jar binks...
  24. Jait

    The Stand w/ Matthew McConaughey

    That makes way more sense.
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    Doctor Who

    Typical Moffat. I haven't read the spoiler boards but so far two people have told me there is a ton of spoilers and Easter eggs in that little clip with Gomez. She's wearing a vortex manipulator on her left wrist was probably the easiest one I missed. And I didn't catch the whole symbolism with...
  26. Jait

    Alien 5?

    Yeah, for some reason I thought 4 was vague and 300+ years in the future making it still possible. But after re-reading the opening, they cite the events of 3.
  27. Jait

    Alien 5?

    Damaged cryopods or something simple. I think all three of their present ages would work well. I like the idea of Alien 3 being a dream.
  28. Jait

    Alien 5?

    Based on the concept art, I look forward to seeing Scorpius.
  29. Jait

    Doctor Who

    First part of my wish for this next run has come true. BBC released a video with Gomez announcing Missy is returning in the first ep.
  30. Jait

    SNL 40

    No one understood my Land Shark shouts in 1999 eq1 erudin. Were old dude.
  31. Jait

    Success Kid - Stories of Trivial Triumphs

    Put sandwich bread in toaster. Viola, it's fucking toast. It's a revolutionary fucking idea, best one since sliced bread. Let me guess that's a separate loaf you keep around? Fucking white-bread segregationist bullshit.
  32. Jait

    50 Shades of Awesome

    Those poor sons of bitches who wives or girlfriends now demand anal and finally give vigorous half hour blowjobs in exchange for 2 hours of dozing through a movie. Not to mention the best part....the hours I was left the fuck alone in the evening while she read this drivel.
  33. Jait

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Crowdfunding is easy. Chris Roberts has raised over 72,000,000. Just need an experienced, *respected* developer with his finger on the pulse of the industry. Crowdfunding: The stars are the limit | The Economist Pretty sure 72m buys a LOT of vicodin.
  34. Jait

    Soccer 2014 - 2015

    Preston starting to make me wonder why I was pissed we drew Arsenal. Edit. q tip totally redeemed himself
  35. Jait

    Total War: Warhammer

    Deja vu all over again. Before Total War there was a eerily similar series in the old days called the 5 star series, I believe. They had panzer general, allied general, and the spectacular Fantasy General as big hits very similar to Rome, shogun, and Medievel. This reeks of Star General. It...
  36. Jait

    Crimson Peak - Guillermo del Toro's return to horror

    In a year filled jam packed with blockbusters like all del toros films this will be the one that gets least talked about and ends up being the best film of the year.
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    SWTOR

    Flashpoints just need redesign. They need to be made solo ala SoR. You can do the first three (ship, athiss, Mandalorian) at even levels if you're an experienced player with Treek. But they really should be reincorporated into the class story lines and you're given a buffed pet/ally to complete...
  38. Jait

    First World Problems

    I saw a thread where an ex member posted a picture of their baby and felt dozens of members on this site all fist pump the air and exclaim, "thank god, it's not black(I also heard Asian, brown-eyed, ginger, blonde).".
  39. Jait

    Tyen & Trex's baby <3 <3 <3

    Congrats. I'm sure there's some fitting Yeats quote for the occasion.
  40. Jait

    SWTOR

    I did my Sorc a while back 55-60 and got bored pretty quick with Force Storm x50 with the occasional single target freebies. Remembered the Sage was pretty similar so been running that and my immortal jugg quite a bit lately in pvp. 3.0+ has been fun so far.