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Something ain't right. Pookie ... hold on.

I'm scouting. This dude has been standing there for like two hours, at the front door. I have someone on the inside, he has a cellphone but he's scared shitless. Pooky is supposed to send me a "go" or "no go" soon.

You're living in the past, man.

Goodbye to Romance = 2/13/21

I'm a prisoner of the moment. If Tampa holds tight and if this year's Brady was not a fluke for that alien, I'm still kind of blown away. 42. I've seen so many people 40+ who hobble as their normal gait. And "need" a handicap parking tag not because of a documented health matter, which is...

Say, how's that old Colonel doing, that old coot who loves the heat and humidity down there, Colonel... tip of my tongue and wouldn't you know I can't remember.

Is this dude just being a dick? The astronomer. I think he's just being a dick. He's shitposting about the cosmos. Probably has an expensive divorce, needs plat. https://www.nytimes.com/2021/02/11/opinion/aliens-extraterrestrial-life.html?action=click&module=Opinion&pgtype=Homepage moneyshot:

yeah. see. that sounds impossible to me. My worst cold snap was in central PA in the 90's, for a couple days it was below 0 F. I ran to the corner store, bundled up, but I could feel the cold (and yes, it was crisp, bright, and windy) just eating through my clothing. The lowest I've done camping...

oh.

I am actually feeling a wee bit pissed, because my bivouac here NE PA just isn't cutting it winter-wise. I need a couple healthy, crippling snowstorms (one of nature's most hilarious IQ tests) and a month+ of hard cold, like highs in the low 20's, nights below 10. That's when I break out the...

Pittsburgh people live in this strange world where everyone is out to get them, and every woman out of the blue wrongly accuses lunkhead-now-jesus-freak Ben "hamburger arm" Rothlisberger of sexual assault which, if you ever met the man, you would completely see how that's probably his "level" of...

That person will be put away for a long, long time. But maybe we shouldn't have been so hard on Foler.

The picture never changed. It was always the same frame. Don't leave me. [tears] something about pens. [meds all the time. gets prize]

The irony is people like that guy are themselves so illiterate, they think they are discovering what they are posting about. If they had a functioning memory, they would at some point in time notice the pattern of saying "world champs" blah blah, and notice that someone always thinks they are...

These two quotes was what it was like listening to sports talk radio during commute to work for the past two decades. But they have Stefanski now. Finally, a coach. Fingers crossed. And the Browns are a unique team b/c of the long suck. I just want them to consistently humiliate the Steelers...

Should Browns give Baker a contract or take the extension? From a mental health position, since I know the place, I say contract.

I am at peace with Tom Brady. Yes, 1st half ref calls, injured line, soul crushing timeout retardation ending first half. But I think that dude is unshakeable. After all these years. fave moment: the victory formation, in next to last huddle, Brady all of a sudden barks out his calls, whole...

I didn't think you would actually try. 2/6/21 NYT:

Brady's gonna run back to the locker room, cameras, tv people, cheers, etc. He'll pull off his shirt and pads and he'll have a sweater knotted around an Izod shirt, no sweat stains. Was wearing jorts underneath pants. Gets out car keys. "It' s close to bedtime and next season starts tomorrow...

oh fuck off fuck off edit yelling at tv

Can't they just call it?

edit: now I'm just getting loopy. my god is this sad.

America. This place is nuts. Really. Whether that is in a good way or in a less than good way is why I always stay alert and mobile.

I think I go back way to the 1st quarter and a shot of mahomes on the sideline during bucs 1st touchdown. he was just kinda looking down. I think he was hashing out in his head how to solve this game. He can solve shit like this. problem was, Brady had already done that, planned out 4 diff...

beautiful speed, absolutely beautiful

This is not a good time, but we need to talk later, or we can talk now, do you really want to talk right now?

I miss 80's New Wave bands as much as the next fellow....

flock of seagulls.

I love R n B. This has absolutely zero soul.

Why are they reenacting the hospital scene from Jacob's Ladder?

Prog rock is BACK.

The NFL is fortunately going after systemic racism. Suckers. Most of the real action is happening at the structural level. They are chasing a phantom. Everyone knows systemic racism is basically the CBD of racism. Maybe a mild buzz, probably just placebo. Structural racism is dank.

Boomer callin out the refs?

So, what was Brady's max heart rate during first half? I think it hit 80 bps as he jogged off the field after one of the touchdowns.

Why would I not be surprised?