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I totally agree. It really doesn't make sense for most of those characters to be overweight, because they are active. Saying any female character from Dead or Alive, Tekken, or Mortal Combat should be overweight is like saying womens MMA fighters should be as well.

They used a hearse instead of an ambulance this time?

Not sure this is a first world problem, but I can't remember if I jacked off today.

This is A1A in Ponte Vedra Beach. Tubby retired folks riding couple thousand dollar bikes in their gear. Branded logo shit too, like what they wear in the Tour. It's a two lane road where if a cop caught you going 65 on the way to Vilano Beach, wouldn't care.

People who don't push drive or push their cars out of traffic lanes when they get a flat or break down. I was driving in the left lane, when both cars in front of me jogged left, and all of a sudden there was a broken down car with it's flashers on dead center of the left lane. Almost wrecked.

Watching car TV shows, it's always funny to watch the paint guy sit around through the whole project, and then just seriously bust his ass for three days painting the car when it's ready.

Wow Khane, First world problems for real.

That is the only clip I've seen of her where she looks like a redhead. She's a blonde.

That was called free time after doing my homework when I was growing up. Different times, and not even that long ago.

And that's the reason I don't go to family reunions. I catch myself thinking, how closely am I related to this chick?

I'm kind of confused as to what happened in this video? Did the cops start the fire accidentally?

First Union?

Voted, nice titties

I drink close to 3 gallons a day, mostly since I work outside, in Florida. I know the feeling.

I thought they were writing Eggsy and the girl who became Lancelot together, but the whole princess anal through me for a loop.

If I bought a train ticket up to Camden to fuck low rent hookers, can I stay in your guest room J49?

I live in Jacksonville, which I swear has more churches than any other establishment, and the one abortion clinic here is protested every second it is open.

Does Sinclair still exist?

One of my employers killed his wife and then himself. I found out about 4 hours ago. I've known him for 13 years.

I thought that was an unspoken perk of blumpkin?

I drive a 2010 Mazda 3, my neighbor drives a 1990 something Ford Taurus. He's had his car broken into 3 times since he moved in. Mine hasn't even been scratched, nor have any of the other cars in our lot.

Guilty.

CVS is a pharmacy

Fucking yoda up in here

Why does she go behind the screen to shove an egg up her cunt?

Ouch.

Maybe I have lower standards, but I'd definitely...

Yeah, I mean, the royals all live together in the same little shanty house.

He like, hit his wife or something

I signed up for eHarmony on a whim, mostly because okcupid in my area sucks. Surfing through matches I see a pretty attractive girl and read her profile. Legally blind. How is she reading the messages I send her?

Best sarcastic Johnny quote in my book.

More than likely, I have to buy a new one every 6 months or so because they tend to fall off roofs.

You have more than one choice for electricity?

Now that we know her name, we can look at her facebook.

Parking lot at the range was almost full so I had to park back by the dumpster. Go inside and the range is empty. All those damn cars were for the business next door.

I was going to say, I run an electric leaf blower on a lot of jobsites, and the older houses that don't have GFCI's on the exterior, I end up blowing the breaker a lot. With the GFCI, I can always reset it myself without bothering the homeowner. Unless the house is wired weird.

It's like blood brothers, but instead of cutting your hands...

I guess I never realized Audi TT's were so expensive. I always liked the hardtops.

God that sounds right, but the download link is broken as mentioned and there are no pics. Such a simple title lol Looks like 1.3 was the version I played as a youth. The new website is rocklandsoftware.net but they no longer offer the old version just an updated 3.0 version with crappy 3d...