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My current partners vag is like niagra, but when we do anal I still need to use a little KY to get started. Maybe she has a dry sphincter.

Is this a scene from Prometheus 2?

I guess I either need to move to Kuwait, or start drinking more.

Looks great Erik. Love bikes.

1. It's Donald Glover, who is awesome. 2. He is correcting the person using the phone for video so it's landscape instead of portrait.

In his defense, Destiny is an excellent stripper/whore name.

Thanks for the tip. I've never even seen a Tornado Shot, so I'm working with an Ice Shot/Poison Arrow right now.

So I am just returning to the game since the last time I played in Open Beta. I'm looking to make an Archer, but I'm not sure of any cookie cutter success guides, and the only info I can find seems to be outdated a bunch. Any tips, or links to places that have updated infoz?

Love the seats in that

I went to Checkers because there is one near my apartment and I wanted Fried Mozzarella Sticks. I ordered some, and when I got to the window they didn't have Marinara sauce. I bit into one and it was Cheddar cheese. Day ruined.

I occasionally work on the home of the owner of Swisher Sweets. I've also worked on a couple of Jacksonville Jaguars homes, but I feel the Swisher Sweets owner is more famous in a way.

Tell me more.

I bought a humble jumbo bundle and it came with 3 keys for Insurgency that I need to give away to unlock some other game. If anyone wants Insurgency, 3 keys are available at the time of this post. Insurgency

When we going to get some videos of someone other than Deena?

Along with the other guys? How many people were there?

Can't you contact the collections agency, pay the $135, and have them remove it from your credit report? Or something.

90 percent of my TV shows are already on holiday break, and I probably won't see a new episode until next year =(

Simple fix, eat them until there are just enough donuts in your house.

Only really tap water is fluoridated, for starters. I believe it's focused mainly on children, to prevent tooth decay, but as an adult fluoride toothpaste and mouthwash helps a lot. According to my dentist.

Maybe there is a lot of whites because the building is in fucking Denver?

I don't like the handicap doors that have the heavy resistance, but it auto-senses you opening the door and the motor takes over and you almost fall through.

Pretty sure it's Miranda Kerr

Your dick skin isn't two toned?

Many of the gas stations in Jacksonville are all dual pumps, gas and diesel. Which made for fun time when I was working at a boat dealership, and customers filled up their diesel truck, swapped over to the boat without thinking.

Last saturday I was fucking my girlfriend in the shower. After finishing up I accidentally inhaled some water, and coughed until I puked. Some of it got on her. She took it well. Had to toe it through the drain guard.

I bought my first bike two years ago, a 1983 Honda CB1000C. I bought it as a hobby, since it was in need of repair, and as my daily driver to and from work. I did a lot of work to my bike, and I really loved the sense of freedom I got from riding on back country roads for hours on end. As a to...

You left handed Johnny?

Jizz directly onto the keyboard

The rich musician test driving the Lambo sounds like The Moaning of Life with Karl Pilkington

Stops preggers but not STDs Sutekh.

It's never too late to change your legal representation. Unless the trial is over.

Same deal for me

No jokes, she calls herself Thunda Thighs

This is pretty much what I meant. On a cell phone, it automatically adds the area code you're in if you only dial 7 digits. My cell phone is out of Orlando, and I live in Jacksonville, so I have to dial my area code all the time. On a land line, which next to no one owns anymore, you're required...

You are required to dial the area code now, making it a 10 digit phone number. Unless you're dialing a number in the same area code as you....

You can't buy fresh fruit year round at your grocery store? Sounds like a third world problem to me

Like, jerked off 5 minutes before she asked, or what?

I think they all stack. If you drink two XP Potions, it increases the duration of the effect, for example.

What the fuck game, quit disconnecting.

I can't stand round toilet bowls, but that's all they put in apartments. Oblong for life. Edit: I wrecked my motorcycle in December, couldn't afford to pay the towing company to get it back to part it out, so they sold it at auction a month later. I found out today they put a lien against me...