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  1. Vitality

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    I hope Arya learns how to shapeshift. Also jesus fucking christ that guys head just exploded on screen. I spent like two nights just thinking about that one scene wtf.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    You're dead to me McQuality.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I get these too, I ask for them under the guise of replacing porn with them. Seems to work.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Y'all are nothing but porno-hipsters Nothing beats that stanky ass amateur home-brew bros.
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    Archeage

    More or less, as long as you have the required amount of labor to spend on the potatoes.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    This thread has been spun into solid gold.
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    Archeage

    Do auto potatoes out in the open, all you do is plant them and uproot them immediately for ~.4% per plant. super hax
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Damn bro, GF & WIFE, you're a straight boss.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Admitting defeat before the battle is no battle at all. Fight for your right to Party in the Farty bro. Just don't be dumb about it or she'll lock the gates.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Just tell her you're thinking about other women and want to know what it feels like and that her butt is the closest thing. Problem Solved, Kappa.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You're much more likely to get a UTI from having unprotected sex with a woman who's yeastin' than you are from general Anal. Also much more likely to get a UTI if you don't pee/wash after doin' the dirty. (Basically bacteria festering up in that thang.)
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I mean, wear a condom and don't put that shit in her pink afterwards or it will get pretty fucked up. A little research goes a long way here. Male UTI's are rare as fuck and pretty easy to deal with. Female UTI's are a pain in the ass and can lead to some serious health issues.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    If you get hit with a bout of Variance Curiosity just put it in her butt to standardize things, bro.
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    Wildstar Launch Thread - Server: Stormtalon | Faction: Dominion

    I can if I go 6/8 heals and 2/8 DoT dmg (medic) Takes forever though.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    So what's the secret? Do you just need to find a woman that's not an asswipe? And not be one yourself? I feel like a good marriage doesn't just fall into your lap, you gotta make it into a good one. Right? It's like being good at anything in life, it takes daily work, research and a pinch...
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    Wildstar Launch Thread - Server: Stormtalon | Faction: Dominion

    I noticed espers my level soloing mobs that give me a gigantic challenge (I'm a medic), seems op. I'm fully dps geared and dps specced with decent utility sustain on 3 buttons. Espers kill stuff in half the time and don't take any damage at all.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Damn buddy that's some pure shit, like disney style pure. Like lady and the tramp spaghetti slurping in the back alley pure. Like bambi-if-bambies-mom-didn't-die-at-the-start-of-the-movie pure
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    That could be trouble bro, gotta know how shitty other stuff is to appreciate the good stuff you have. At least that's how it works for me. Hopefully this thread gives you that vicarious knowledge of shitty situations. Honest women are hard to find, I'm at like a 5% rate of aquisition of...
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    EQ Never

    Looks like a Draenei to me.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Great to hear, this thread was bumming me out with it's infinite loop of weirdness. Jerk it on her back, simple as that. Now lets talk about throw pillows and shit.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Do we have any bros in here with marriages that aren't shitty?
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I do this pretty regularly, I'm a huge fan of the mystery basket cooking shows, I just do them while drinking. The other night I made portabellas three ways. (Bacon and cheese stuffed Cheese burger/ Italian white wine chicken and asparagus/ Southwest Mexican Prawns and Cilantro w/ Mango)
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    Wildstar Launch Thread - Server: Stormtalon | Faction: Dominion

    Espers are a bit of a liability in PVP, although myself an esper and a warrior can effectively 3v6+ they definitely are one of the first people out of the fight. People are inclined to focus target bros that aren't moving around. With my shield heal setup I've got going on though I can make...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    This thread... got so much harder to read in just a day... Just jerk it on her back fella's and call it a night.
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    Archeage

    G15 potato leveling
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    Marketo

    I've used it, primarily for setting up dynamically fiiltered web/email activity nuture streams. Having trouble setting up your triggers/filters?
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Idk man, dead bird babies crunching around in your mouth... Not what I'd call interesting.
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    Archeage

    Yeah Synapse's upper eschelon makes me look like a casual-fuck. Feels bad...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yeah dude, when my chick is "Unavailable" I just tell her to strip True Lies style and do my thing, she loves the attention and I still get to be the weird as creeper I want to be. "You're my Jamie Lee Curtis baby."
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    Archeage

    Beach House should be named Burn-Out house.. shit takes 500 nui tears to even buy the schematics for.... crazy
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Sometimes you just gotta jerk it on her back when she's sleeping.. you know? Risk free.. right?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    In no good marriage "SHOULD" you have to choose between getting your dick wet and destroying a marriage is what we're all getting at here. If talking about sex destroys your marriage, it's not a marriage at all it's a word-jail. I'm like 50% certain Chaos would be fine if his wife even...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    This shit happens more often than you might think, it's pretty idealistic to think that the woman you married cares about you even close to 90% of the time. These are ass numbers sure, and men fit in here too. People are fucking selfish man. I'm selfish as hell. You gotta go out of your...
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    Wildstar Launch Thread - Server: Stormtalon | Faction: Dominion

    Yeah I don't doubt it, lumber is kind of the same way, mining is more rare though.
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    Wildstar Launch Thread - Server: Stormtalon | Faction: Dominion

    Most of the time you get more just vendoring gear you would otherwise salvage, money wise.
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    Wildstar Launch Thread - Server: Stormtalon | Faction: Dominion

    Level times while pvping are about 1.5-2hrs per level if you're constantly losing like I am because Exiles are ass. Cut that in half for dominion and it becomes quite a competitive leveling strategy.
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    Wildstar Launch Thread - Server: Stormtalon | Faction: Dominion

    I have smart cast enabled, I tried doing the double activation thing and it just took twice as long to fire off the abilities. The delay is pretty busted when relying on things like Barrier for a quick oh shit moment.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Filipino bitches are wild as fk my man. They make some serious egg-rolls.