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How do I obtain maximum pubic mound vascularity?

The Turtles Make It To the Water song is a crime against humanity.

I believe the medical term is Asmongoloids.

Y'all just ain't ready for Asmongold to buy Blizzard and release WOW2: The Neckbearding.

There is going to be so much cybersex.

I recall someone did the math in January and to buy each card printed last year was like $8,000.

Counterspell is an example of Borderless, where the art is all around, and muted behind the textbox but still present. Unmarked Grave is an Example of Extended Art, where they basically just cut out the borders on the left and right of the art to show more of the original piece.

I mean, it's still pretty simple if you don't give a fuck about the 82 variants, because once there's a million different versions of bling it isn't even bling anymore.

The reprints from MH1 are only in Collector's Boosters. The reprints from The List are only in Set Boosters. The actual new cards are in every booster, just some variant art/borders/foiling restricted.

EverQuest wasn't audiologs, but a vast majority of setting info was in interactive notes/books, or hidden behind the Identify spell

They should have just had Cruellas parents get divorced while she was young and had a scene where the Dad happily accepts the family dog, a dalmatian, in exchange for never seeing Cruella again.

We got to play Dune Imperium for the first time last week and really enjoyed it. Looking forward to running it back tonight now that we know what cards there are to aim for and the structure of the conflict deck.

Why don't they just play Magic the Gathering or Yu Gi Oh like the rest of the broke people who want shiny things?

All I wanted was for my computer to boot, not some $800 boots. I wonder if there's a small form factor build video involving collectible shoes.

Upheaval and Mirari's Wake reprinted into modern. I feel like I'm the target of this pandering, but I highly doubt either is even remotely viable in the format. That said, Psychatog reprint or riot.

Well, fuck it. Bought the prebuilt. Guess I need to sell the 5900x I've been sitting on for a year now.

The zombies are desperately trying to flee an apocalyptic robotics infection.

I appreciate that level of dedication, that's sick.

My poor innocent Living Ends

Pitiless Plunderer creates a continual one sided board wipe with it.

Amusingly automodded repeatedly by magic reddit due to the name containing "terf"

Are you telling me I didn't need to blow my wiimote to turn it on!?

I assume they'll also post their twitch vods up there so I guess you could save a twitch sub if you went with it? Not really interested in more subscription services.

We're up to 8 members of my teaching cohort caught doing this shit, 6 women 2 men. Two caught during final placement, so didn't get their degree, rest made it through to actually being certified teachers. I swear half these women entered the Education program because they missed sleeping with...

He must have so many blue EDH decks right now.

How many shares do I need to buy a God damn GPU.

Yeah, the decision to try to recapture old Monster Manual art style is an odd one.

https://i.redd.it/bu2bo2azic071.png So, an Unmask that works with Ephemerate and can also beat your opponent to death when you top deck it mid-game against an empty-hand. Surely there's no way anything could go wrong here.

I need to fistbump whichever designer made sure Drizzt was boring, and thus not at every EDH table forever. Still amusing with Phrexian Dreadnought tho. https://i.redd.it/jatk1m63xa071.png

Executor was so cool to me when I was a kid playing the Decipher Star Wars CCG. "This ship is so gigantic they had to rotate the card frame 90 degrees to fit the art"

When they switched to dailies I clocked out. Something just feels awful about dailies compared to random times events; probably just burnout from years of WOW.

It's the fetchlands tax. People asked for this. You don't fuck with the monkey paw.

Smed was a visionary.

Played Hallertau for the first time last boardgame night. Was pretty much what we expected from the creator. Seemed like a solid core with decent replayability, but if you're the kind of person who prefers strategic focus (different faction abilities, different end goals) vs tactical focus...

That Consultant is going to be the most costly hire of his career

Honestly, as long as there are still "low-mid level competitive event near you" most weeks, like the PTQ/PPTQ seasons, I'll be fine. Kind of bummed for friends this directly affects, though. Probably unlikely to see any over-the-pond buddies at 'regional events'.

Blake is on the Magic twitch channel doing Q&A here in a few minutes.

Well, I guess doing a fire-sale of Modern reprints last year makes a little more sense if they were planning on nuking the grinder/aspirational world from orbit...

I wonder if we'll get a Sealab 2022 next year.

My decklist is now an NFT, copy my deck at your peril.