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  1. Kovaks

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    If I do watch this bag of shit I want it to be a version of just way out there Engrish totally wrong subtitles from China or Japan.
  2. Kovaks

    The D&D thread

    Usually when you hear a "my GF finally got drunk enough to let me..." it doesnt end In D&D, but good on you.
  3. Kovaks

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Your parents are selfish assholes for taking a 2 year old to a movie theater on opening night.
  4. Kovaks

    Coffee Thread

    And are super caffeinated, and someone who regularly drinks 6+ cups a day with little effect, white coffee gets me jittery as fuck. As usual white is way more powerful than dark.
  5. Kovaks

    Watchmen

    This is how I saw it, to john everything we see happening already happened so he cant change it because while it is the present it is also the past and he cant change the past. For everyone around him it would be amazingly frustrating.
  6. Kovaks

    Wonder Woman 1984 (2020)

    Did they reuse the mall from stranger things? I hope eclipse those comics were great, looks kinda meh but gg is hot and the first one was pretty good so I'l ll wait and see.
  7. Kovaks

    3d Printing and the Future of Piracy

    PLA+ From eSun is the shit, I dont fuck with regular pla anymore
  8. Kovaks

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Does anyone have a link to this leaked script?
  9. Kovaks

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

  10. Kovaks

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

  11. Kovaks

    All things Brandon Sanderson

    I will say mistborn era 2 was better the 2nd time, also listening to the graphic audio versions is the best way to consume these
  12. Kovaks

    Miniature Painting

    Your white is looking crisp
  13. Kovaks

    A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood (2019)

    The only thing that makes me go huh is the comment about trump going after pedos
  14. Kovaks

    Star Trek 4:

    This makes me realize I dont even remember anything from the last one, it was that forgettable, and I can remember shit from the first motion picture.
  15. Kovaks

    Knives Out (2019)

    No money for Rain ever, but will pirate.
  16. Kovaks

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    My buddy watched the last jedi on a cam streaming site and there was some old mexican lady commenting in Spanish the whole time, think the maid on family guy. Made the movie watchable, he doesn't remember anything else about the movie but her.
  17. Kovaks

    We Have an AssHat Winner!! Results here

    Maybe whoever voted for teekay should be vice asshat for messing up the unanimous decision
  18. Kovaks

    Elric Saga Acquired for TV adaptation

    Hawkmoon would have been a better choice. I'm surprised Hollywood hasn't jumped all over "nomad of the time stream: the land leviathan" where Africa is the height of civilization since it was never colonized by whitey, a black army is conquering the world to fix all the problems whites created...
  19. Kovaks

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Lol them replacing her with the slug monster
  20. Kovaks

    AssHat 2019 Voting Round 4 REDONE!!

    Still fucking Mudcrush Durtfeet
  21. Kovaks

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Not possible, only conceivable way to get something not atrocious would be to go with the old idea of 8 was a shitty force vision of what not to do and write it all off... even then would still be a dumpster fire.
  22. Kovaks

    AssHat 2019 Voting Round 4

    Mudcrush Dirtfeet
  23. Kovaks

    The D&D thread

    Also try to think about how your character would act or react, not how you would. alot of new players have trouble with metagaming. think about your characters personality and motivations and especially do they have knowledge in game of or not. It is easy to get caught up and decide I'm gonna...
  24. Kovaks

    Jungle Cruise (2020)

    For some shows it is annoying because it becomes the focus, most of the time the issue is the "news" making these things such a big deal. So there are some gays in the movie but it isn't even really a plot point, I doubt I would even notice or care if no one made a big stink about it in the news.
  25. Kovaks

    Disney+ Streaming Service

    Since my family bitched so much when I cut all the cords I have Xfinity, one of the apps on th X1 is called Tubi, it has all the old 80s cartoons, transformers, mario, zelda, GI joe, thundercats etc..
  26. Kovaks

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Or poos from
  27. Kovaks

    Disney+ Streaming Service

    My 6 year old has gone through all those old mario cartoons and the old legend of zelda a bunch if times, he loves them.
  28. Kovaks

    AssHat 2019 Voting Round 3

    Mudcrush Durtfeet He garbage one of my post while I was feeling salty and I am going to see this through.
  29. Kovaks

    Disney+ Streaming Service

    The important questions Is... can I see any tribal titties on their nat geo content?
  30. Kovaks

    Disney+ Streaming Service

    I dont have alot of evidence about older animation other than my kids, maybe they are still young enough that they dont notice or maybe it is because of what I expose them too but they love the older cartoons, I showed them the greatest of all disney movies The Black Couldron a couple weeks back...
  31. Kovaks

    AssHat 2019 Voting Round 2

    Mudcrush Durtfeet
  32. Kovaks

    The D&D thread

    A little different but HarmenQuest is pretty entertaining.
  33. Kovaks

    AssHat 2019 Voting Round 1

    H. A. Monkey Mudcrush Durtfeet
  34. Kovaks

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Woman?
  35. Kovaks

    Zombieland 2 (2019)

    Saw it, thoroughly enjoyed it, nothing mind blowing but I was very entertained the whole time. I could watch a few more of these. Damn Rosario is aging well.
  36. Kovaks

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Can black people flush?
  37. Kovaks

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Yeah the comic run started in like 2017 or 2018, so very recent.
  38. Kovaks

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    In the recent Vader comics that take place right after episode 3 the crystals color is due to the wielder .
  39. Kovaks

    The D&D thread

    Truth
  40. Kovaks

    The D&D thread

    So last night in tomb of hours the DMs bippolar probably autistic 12 year old son got teleported and lost everything on him which included 3 bags of holding including the party treasure 4 years hording and his flying broom and wand of wonders, the meltdown was epic and oh so entertaining. After...