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  1. rhinohelix

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    There is that whole story of how Star Wars was originally not great, and his wife, who was an editor, cut it down and pieced it together to make it the classic that it was. I mean, it was his story and his ideas but of all people, she was the only person who could tell him no. Of course, by...
  2. rhinohelix

    You know you're getting old when.....

    Same for me but my 30's; I had way more fun than in my 20's.
  3. rhinohelix

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    It's something I honestly never considered. I am hoping it is just someone trolling it up. There was someone posting somewhere on Reddit claiming to have seen a cut of the movie and spoiled possibly everything. I couldn't not read it but didn't want to tempt others down that dark path...
  4. rhinohelix

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Ugh, home from work sick today and I just read a hopefully fake spoilerthat if true may have actually damaged my enjoyment of the movie. I normally don't care about spoilers but I went looking for information about the current political situation is in TFA and found something else entirely. Be...
  5. rhinohelix

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    It's not that they have a right to never be offended; its that things that offend them are evil, not to be tolerated but rather should be expunged from society. It's like your conscience, if your conscience was an Orwellian totalitarian dictator.
  6. rhinohelix

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Must have taken that off a hunter.
  7. rhinohelix

    Who would win?

    Vader all the way.
  8. rhinohelix

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    You can make that into a good movie, you just have to have a good movie maker write/direct it. That is something that Lucas was on his way to being before Star Wars ruined him. He should sold the movies a long time, after he ewok-sold out. Note: In both Trilogies, Lucas is writing...
  9. rhinohelix

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Ford was literally building sets for American Graffiti as a carpenter when he got his break.
  10. rhinohelix

    ReRolled AssHat has been chosen!

    Congrats Tanuuda. Custom title at least. And who knows how she is when the cameras are off? Maybe she is super cool and is only a terrible person on camera.
  11. rhinohelix

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    The thing that matters is how they play on screen, and based upon what I know about Boyega and Ridley, I don't have much doubt they can do it. If they were cast "because" they were black/female, as opposed to driven by the narrative, like the All New All Different crap, then I would be opposed...
  12. rhinohelix

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    This isn't a spoiler for a part about meditating on backwater shtiholes: In previous cases, it wasn't that they lost one fight: They had actually lost the whole war. They were hiding from the Emperor waiting for the twins to grow up, where they hoped/Force-knew that one of them would be...
  13. rhinohelix

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Bottom left of the frame is a leather-jacketed shoulder. the "lump" in the lower right is someone's (who's wearing a leather jacket) ear. The wisps of "fur" in the bottom right corner of the frame are actually gray hair with ground debris/snow on the back of the head. Not saying this person...
  14. rhinohelix

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Unless Chewy is wearing a dark brown leather jacket, I think Rey is crying for someone else.
  15. rhinohelix

    2015 ReRolled AssHat FINAL ROUND! It's Super Salty!

    I still have fond memories of Itzena's reportage of Eve and the Goon wars. Plus if Tanuuda doesn't want it, I am doubling down. Go Hodj.
  16. rhinohelix

    2015 ReRolled AssHat FINAL ROUND! It's Super Salty!

    If this is true, I would change my vote. I don't want to give it to whomever wants it more, but then again I don't want to gratify whomever wants it less. If we could make this a tie where they both felt like they lost, that would be greeeeeeaaaat, mmmkkayy? Thanksssssss.
  17. rhinohelix

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Seriously, if this is another <solar system object> destroyer/super weapon plot, this movie is going to have actually cause seed to be spilled for me to forgive that lazy bullshit plotting.
  18. rhinohelix

    2015 AssHat Round 4: The Rock Salt Round

    Tanoomba Itzena It can be no other way.
  19. rhinohelix

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    The only acceptable alt_Vader
  20. rhinohelix

    AssHat of 2015 round 1B voting!! It get's real in this round!!

    Columnvs Soygen Azeth vs Royal Tanoombavs lurkingdirk Hoss vs Tuco DelicateFlowervs Tarrant I'm Ritch Bitch vsJohnny 49 a_skeleton_03 vs Hodj ZombieWizardHawk vs Phazel Nemesis vs Kirun Numbers vsTroll Tyen vs Vaclav Araysar vskriptini Convovs Mist Freznic...
  21. rhinohelix

    AssHat of 2015 Voting Round 1!!!

    Same here, no ire aimed at Soygen, though.
  22. rhinohelix

    The Video Thread

    Not the "worst"; here is a worse example of wushu:
  23. rhinohelix

    Star Citizen Online - The search for more money

    LOL at DS giving a fake address for his refund check and then claiming "streets had been renamed". I bought a $250 package forever ago and am not concerned about whatever it is we end up getting.
  24. rhinohelix

    Road House remake... God damn it

    Serious question? Then its because its way less risk: they are a proven property with a built-in fan base and name recognition; you can hire lower-priced actors with a star or two; the script is effectively already outlined and just needs to be "updated".
  25. rhinohelix

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Be forewarned: Beyond this point, Here be Dragons.
  26. rhinohelix

    CHVRCHES - Every Open Eye

    This. Some of my favorite music this decade.
  27. rhinohelix

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Hai guys. Did someone say saber fight?
  28. rhinohelix

    Cheated out of my youth

    Or perhaps they mean de-VAS-tated, in that his vas was so strained by the relationship, it had to be de-tated? Just guessing.
  29. rhinohelix

    True Detective

    You're as bad with posts as Big_Pizz is with the dialogue. Actually, for the record, although I can't stand your incessant yappy posts, I didn't mind/liked most of the dialogue this season.
  30. rhinohelix

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    This is true. Although really, I am only talking about the ending because why not build a whole game around scoring your actions across 300+ hours of franchise and only make it change the light color of the ending? This, however, is also true.
  31. rhinohelix

    The Elder Scrolls Online

    That sounds awesome. I will have to come back and give it a spin.
  32. rhinohelix

    True Detective

    This may have been answered somewhere in this thread but Woodrugh's lover was checking up on him because of all the publicity he got when the actress accused him of soliciting a bribe/blow-job. Remember the press being all over him at the hotel? That's what Horatio was looking into; that he...
  33. rhinohelix

    The Elder Scrolls Online

    No offense but that is the story of the last year in this thread.
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    The Animated GIF Thread

    12-15 year old LARP.