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I heard that same rumor. I would be surprised if the PS5 comes out.

Debbie Does Dallas

All good girls take off their clothes.

And you would probably take her out on a few dates, huh?

I keep seeing different versions of that meme. Who are those guys?

Fair enough. I may not be good at picking them, but I am good at avoiding trouble down the road. My longest relationship besides my ex was with a woman that is 7 years younger than me. It only lasted 6 months. There are a lot of things I’m not tolerant of and I won’t be d in those for a piece of...

I like how in the past it was assumed that I was going to be a horrible father because I was going through a divorce and was having a hard time with it. I was able to negotiate No Child Support payments, yet I still pay more each month than most dads that are forced to pay. I spend every minute...

Those are racoons

Who said I was irritated?

How’s the rape going in Germany? Added to the #metoo movement yet?

It’s all good. She did have a sweet booty on her. But I’m not upset. I could tell she would have been a distraction and I have made a lot of progress towards purchasing a house. I don’t want to mess that up.

She sent a text this morning basically saying she hadn’t dated in awhile and what few guys she considered dating were unsavory. She liked how polite I was and the thought of dating an older guy was nice, but after talking to her mom and really thinking about what she wanted, I wasn’t it. I...

Are people retarded? Here in Texas, that’s one of the animals most likely to be rabid...

Most likely, but I really wanted to chat with her one last time with a new frame of mind. Before it was optimism and considering things might actually happen. Going back with my hopes lowered, I might have picked up on things that I didn’t notice before. I didn’t go.

The thing is, I have tried dating women close to my age and they have 2+ kids almost 18 or over 18 and they are crazy as fuck. I haven’t dated in near 2 years (next month) and was testing the waters with someone I was friendly with and the feeling felt mutual. I like video games and she did...

Yeah, I thought that too. Thing is, it’s not like this chick is a hottie like some of the ones from my past. I’ll see what she says when I stop for lunch in about an hour.

Fair enough. Still going to stop by just to see. I have to at least give her benefit of doubt.

Yeah. So she text me Tuesday morning. I responded but we didn’t start talking again until that evening. Then she went dark around 5pm. By then I had found out she is 25, doesn’t care that I’m 41. Has a 4 year old daughter and her parents have helped her a lot. She got pregnant at 20 and her...

Yeah. And the final fight is pretty challenging.

The kid that got attacked missed three games for injuries. The kid that attacked him missed a game and half, per the rules. Not related:

Lol, what the hell? Did this guy’s upper body get stung by all the bees?

I think these exact words were said to Fedor circa 2008.

I agree. Just never had a woman give me her number, so no experience in whether I would or would not call her back, nor would I leave my number. Lots of dating videos in the Girls Who Broke Your Heart thread back in the day that pretty much said always get her number. I eat lunch there at least...

And one of the pics is of a bird I can snap here in the states?

I’m not sure if I was clear. Met her 4 times total thus far. Each time I exchanged pleasantries and asked her about her day. After 2nd meeting, I based my interest in her on looks and that she is a hard worker. 3rd time meeting, I paid for a young man’s lunch. His card kept getting declined...

Already got it.

I gave my number to a woman today that I do not know if she has interest in me. When I ask how her day is going, she says “better now”, but not sure if that’s referencing me talking to her. She recognizes and likes a kind deed I did for a stranger and told a coworker what I did. I told her...

The cowardly lion living up to his name and not joining the photo.

My kid’s half sister wanted to go as a Fortnite character, so since my ex doesn’t have much money, I bought her daughter these: Boogie Bomb is for his birthday. Once he found out about his sister getting back bling, he asked if he could get this: I caved. His costume is pretty much...

Side note about memories: I listen to music and podcasts as I do my work. Roughly every 6 weeks, my route repeats, so I go back to the same areas. When I go back to these areas, I can remember what I was listening to while I was there 6 weeks prior. That kind of blows my mind.

My favorite of his:

Pulled an F-350 out of the mud today with my beast work truck. Guy had 170 gallons of water in the back in a 200 gallon tank. “Think you can get it with all that water in the back. I have about 170 gallons” “It’s an extra 1300 lbs. My truck will handle it fine.” “You know water is measured in...

That’s woman’s cans keep getting bigger and bigger.

Emily Blunt elevates something else too.

Tori Amos has been my favorite female singer since I was in my teens. Under The Pink was my first album of hers I bought because of the song God. This song was another popular single I liked a lot: Florence and the Machine became my new favorite female singer around 2010. Just saw they did a...

I posted this in here before, but just posting as a refresher for an anecdote: Texas Mom Catches Son Naked With School Counselor, Say Police My son goes to this school. Went tonight for open house. Everyone of my son’s Teachers were very attractive women. His PE coach was insanely hot. First...