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Had he gotten a Hydra or Gauntlet, you could get a Parrrley that nets 4-5+ times in one shot. :P Silly Bankplank.

Was an '02 on other board on one account, lost the password, remade with this name in like 03 or 04, I think? Prior shill, dickhead and negwhore with only 40-some-odd-posts in that time.

WAT (Feel better, ma"am. :P)

If that were true, all the guys I watch start conversations with random girls at bus stops, during smokes outside stores/work, and at the bar must seriously be immune to that shit. Going around saying Hi to everyone would be super fucking creepy, but saying hello to a girl smoking a cigarette...

You"re left with one option that doesn"t care what you say and will never talk back:

Yeah, it was certainly one of the biggest contributors to that mess. I"m clean now, just hit the two year mark (yay). And I don"t have a damn thing to do with that psycho.

It was very juvenile, no doubt. It was when I was younger. It was full-blown shit too, even had my engagement ring thrown at me the first time. Truth be told, the first two times we broke up, I completely accepted the blame. I was heavily into cocaine at the time, to the exclusion of all else...

Prior to the relationship I"m in now, I was with a girl for just a little over a year. She broke up with meseventimes. I"m the fool for taking her back everytime, and it was the same sob story every time: "I"m a fool. I made a mistake. I miss you. I love you. Come back.". Don"t fall for that...

Run like hell and refuse DNA testing!

I think exterminatus (I"m not entirely sure I spelled that right, but whatever) would be the call. Even the most hardened inquisitor would balk at the complexity of Shelly and co.

I hear Hepatitis can live outside the body for up to twenty-four hours. Sure it wasn"t the toilet seat?

SPEAK FOR YOURSELF, SIR. I sleep all day. This is the equivalent of watching daytime TV for me. (Not that I even have cable TV to watch to begin with.. come to think of it, I never cared for daytime TV. Fuck it, this is still entertaining.)

Fuck, you mean I"m not at the bottom? I"ll have to try harder.

That"s some of the most quality dribble I"ve read in a long time. It"s this typical shit that makes people look silly. It"s a sign of a depressed state that someone higher on the totem pole whacks someone lower? When the fuck did this happen? I thought it was the smart thing to do, being...