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What's the difference between a rooster and a faggot? The rooster says cock-a-doodle-do, and the faggot says, Any cock'll do. Hahaha, that's funny!

Thanks for asking. Life's good. But, no cock lately, she would most certainly not approve.

No, I don't get a chance to suck cock often. I'm too afraid of catching a disease. Condoms aren't quite what I want when blowing someone. And yes, I fantasize about showing and/or sharing a blowjob with the wife probably daily. It's most of my masturbation fantasies. I got hard just now thinking...

I can live with that. I enjoy sucking dick, so there's no argument.

I told my wife early on in our relationship that if I could suck my own dick, we'd never have met. Of course she doesn't know that I actually like to suck cock.

A hard dick isn't fleshy. Some people, myself included love the feeling of having a nice warm cock in your mouth very enjoyable. I also love the eruption and taste of the salty-sweet jizz coating my mouth and tongue.

I agree, sucking your own dick wouldn't be any less gay than having any cock in your mouth. Some friends had the conversation about sucking your own dick, it's gay/it's not gay, whatever. Then the convo went beyond, would you come in your own mouth, would you then spit or swallow? It's already...

Don't really favor a veiny cock, I like the imagery of subtle veins. Tasty thickness is good too. I have had a couple of encounters in some seedy places, but prefer to know who I blow.

Speaking of dick sucking... The gayest experience I had was sucking off two guys in the park. Many years ago... I mean, I realize having a cock in your mouth is gay by any definition, but blowing a couple of strangers at the same time is on such another level.

Nah, fam. I'm not about the spotlight, but I appreciate the sentiment.

I agree, boring as fuck. It's not cute, it's not sexy, just sad.

That would be a good way to get their missing protein that only animal products can supply.

Just a little fun among "friends", thanks for joining. You can thank @Izo for starting it. I know that I appreciate the good times.

I kind of get off on that fantasy. But, you're right, it wouldn't really be forced.

I don't have to have anything with the girl. We can suck him together, she can watch me suck him. I would be willing to take it in the ass, but that is not the preferred action. The best would be me sucking his dick while he ate her pussy. I could watch and blow at the same time. I gave my self...

I'd really like that, but I don't want any man to man butt stuff.

I love looking a beautiful naked women, their smell, their taste, the way they feel(inside and out). I do not find men the least bit attractive. I just happen to like sucking a cock every now and then.

It doesn't really matter what color it is. I would just like any cock that I can suck on a regular basis. Preferably a married guy who just wants a regular blowjob, who is otherwise monogamous.

Don't mind? I dream of finding a nice black cock that I can suck on the sly regularly, but without having to worry about the negative consequences.

That's why it's so long between blowjobs.

Rarely, almost never

Yeah, I don't think it will produce the same effect. I'll wait until I find an acceptable cock meeting the requisite list.

What is that? If the cock isn't in my mouth, then I might as well suck a dildo. I like the feel, the taste of the cock. I love the sensation of the blast of sweet sticky cum when I suck him to ecstasy.

Still want to, but I don't very often. I just have to be careful, and can't stand the thought of catching something. I used to have a friend who was married and didn't cruise, otherwise monogamous. Besides leting me blow him occasionally. I would drain his cock and slurp it down hungrily. I'm...

No, I've gotten away from pursuing a relationship. It's been several years since I did anything with a dude. It's not something that I am going to do frequently. It'll be years before I suck another dick, unless the circumstances required align.

I can stop if you want. @DickTrickle

I was young, 8 or so. I was outside playing with a friend and needed to pee. He looked at my dick. He suggested sucking each other's penis. He bent over and sucked mine for about 3 seconds, and I did the same. It was real quick, but I knew i liked it. There's more to the story, if you're...

I was replying with the poster's comment verbatim.

No, you must not have read the part where I said that I don't want any of the gay relationship BS. I only like to suck dick. My relationship is with women. I love women and straight sex with them. But, there's much to be said about a good "jizz chugging session".

It's your fault, because it's your thread.

And in the blue dress in the other post?

Cute

I don't get it, chick with dick or hermaphrodite? I'm good if it works, and have always thought about a good looking tranny.

Someone mentioned you, I guess.

Are you a dude?

I'm not willing to commute. You'd have to live close.

If it looks, tastes, and works the same as a human, how would I know? Why would I care?

You're probably right.

Humans only...

I don't know. Is he clean?