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Your name puts me to sleep. Then, I dream of falling down a staircase.

You forgot...

I didn't realize that jacking off counted in this thread. I have an experience involving self gratification. I was pretty young, 18-19, but way too old to know better. I was getting a haircut. The stylist, (female, before you sick fucks get the wrong picture), was kind of cute, smelled great...

In the Navy, travelled to The Phillipines, got together with a bar girl, (prostitute), spent lots of time with her whenever I was in port, stayed at her house overnight, hung out with her family, she came to spend time on base, fucked all the time, almost like a girlfriend, I'm pretty sure that...

Try adding a splash of soda and a squeeze of fresh orange juice. My absolute favorite drink. It doesn't have to be the above whiskey, but that is an excellent choice. I range from Jim Beam to Maker's Mark. Good thread idea.

You want to know what's rustling my jimmies? Do you? My fucking knickers are in a twist with the fucking title of this thread. Where is the damn apostrophe in "Whats"? What in the actual fuck...?

This is the kind of quality poon that we need to see in TPBGT, not the disgusting blimp tittied dog-faced skanks posted there on a regular basis. Pic not related...

@pharmakos , I repeat myself, CCUUUUUUNNTTT!!! Yes, I am a huge lurker, so the fuck what! I have a life outside of FOH.

Would be able to roll a great joint...

CCUUUUUUNNNTTTTTT!!!!

I'm glad I have my own copy. Sorry no pic, I don't feel like it.

FBI guys are too sensitive...

I dont want to get into a pissing contest. I have had some deviant experiences that I won't share, sorry. The others like BJs and threesomes are not the craziest.

Well, I just don't know. I don't think that you all would be able to handle the experiences I've had, so I'm going to sit back and watch.

Yes, I've been rustled by this for some time. You guys post some great pics in the Backside or PGT, or even in the FSR. What I can't stand is that I want to give a reaction, but it's a long chain of pics. Some of them in the chain don't warrant a similar reaction. How can I let you know about a...

It's ok, I have no idea what the Worf reaction means. I'm going to assume that it's something supportive.

You know what else is missing...? Pics, faggot. Here's one to satisfy your proclivities.

It's a trap, right?

I don't get it... Did you leave the crock pot cooking for eight hours, or leave the meat sitting out at room temperature for eight hours?

I'm not going to take advice from someone with a minimal degree in a field. A Bachelor's degree is rudimentary knowledge in whatever subject. Advanced degrees require much more study and provide a much deeper understanding of the topic. You are not going to convince me that AOC is a great mind...

Having a particular degree (bachelor) doesn't make you an expert. Are you for real? I know such and such because I read a book. That's some flawed logic.

Oh no, of course not. And another damn thing that gets me rustled. I hate the fucking ass shaking, stupid twerking bullshit. When the fucking fuck did that get to be a thing that's attractive. An otherwise gorgeous girl with a fine body starts that nonsense, and I scroll as quickly as possible...

It happens a lot in the Backside thread... When these women are showing off their ass, but have to put their fingers where the cheeks meet the leg. It is not sexy. Is the butt too saggy to just let us see it. It certainly does not add to the allure. What the fuck are you trying to hide?

Idiots, it's fucking makeup to hide her old ass face. Bitch was never attractive to me. Pic not related...

I have the weirdest boner...

Pregnant chicks are freaking hot. Pic not related, mostly.

Give me the one in back over that fat pig every time.

Why am I watching it again, still expecting a dick?

pic not related, oblig Is she old enough to have her ass eaten?

Fuck that sexy as hell when the girls do it. Pic unrelated, oblig.

Is this a parody? Everyone knows that the witnesses and testimony is gathered in the House. The Senate just goes over what the House sends. Pic unrelated, sort of:

Seriously, some stranger dies and people are weepy. People die every day. Flags will be flying half mast for some dude who was good at a child's game.

You're right, I apologize. You see, I'm a lurker and don't really care if you get butthurt about me not posting a pic. I do it just to get jackasses like you to react. But, you asked for it...

I have the weirdest boner...

Holy crap, that took waaayyy longer to figure out than it should have...

I love eating a sweaty butthole.

I just have one thing to say to the asshat who couldn't even get a unanimous decision in the first round against some no name asshole... Fuck off @Brando!

Fuck the unanimous decision

No shutout for @Brando, does the pain ever go away?