Broke a pipe once and must of had a small glass shard in my foot, didn't notice it until the next day when it worked it's way through the calluses at work.
Wallet in front pocket? That's as fucking weird as wiping while standing up.
Phone left pocket, knife and keys in right, wallet back left. How the hell do some of you go around with that many keys?!
Get roped into a weekend with the whole family at some resort hotel, split a room that we were told head start king size bed and a queen. Queen is a sofa sleeper, floor it is.