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In one of the live letters , yoshi said to not compare it to fully finished animal crossing. So some people suspect islands will be diet stardew Valley. Self contained with vanity item output

Doot!

That's still the best cel phone gaming experience to date

He even sways and teeters on the horse like an adult man riding around an todlers tricycle .

she's just a character version of the wolf archers in the consecrated snow field. maybe THOSE are programed to just hop on a wolf that's nearby and go to town.

I wanted a unicycle simulator :(

mimic then

Yea block heal on her is obscene. I basically bullied her constantly with sword dance night rider glave. If she starts her anime attack, I just block while backing up and she just gets to heal a lot then back to bully

i'm the maniac who'se done every dragon on foot. step 1: tower shield. step 2: hold it up. walk toward them. step 3. stay under their booty. slap their feet. if they go airborn run with all deliberate fat roll haste to get under them. they will shoot fire at where you were. always be moving...

lot of extortionists they'll have to pay off to forget this.

COuld be worth using in PVE if you get 10 seconds of absolute blast. clear out a room heh.

makes sense. so we're seeing the 10 seconds of glory after 50 matches of people rolling away till it's over.

what's going on there? does that power make you invincible while you channel it? what power is that?

Conveeeeenient

will smith couldn't lay out chris rock? man. sad.

Hell yea. There's bosses that'll require parry. Now you can beat them

If you are serious about being a heavy shield bro, thst gold shield from the spear camp captain is literally like... 5th best shield. You can use it till the Capitol. You do need stamina to block a lot but just hold it up when you know an attack 8s coming while orbiting the boss. Swing when...

We need a "retard reading tea leaves from mmo story" thread and have him do reviews of all kinds of games

Yea. To me the chore became " go get all the bell bearings "

Virgins work too!

Learn to parry pump. Just rapidly hit the parry button like you are playing contra when you want to parry. No timing needed. Grats on learning the most important sekiro skill.

i wish there was a pvp mode where you took control of a monster in the area. give it glowing green eyes. so they know it's a player. but you have to use that monsters movesets and gear.

I hate epic because i had 3 pre-orders on steam that went into this weird limbo state for a month or two because they went 'epic exclusive' and then DLC bacame the same state. I hate exclusives in general. if something is gonna be playstation exclusive (really just console exclusive) i just...

X key,!

fine be right! but i'll stand by the statement that with poor poise. some dog will bite your ankle from the side and you'll drop your shield and the space dog shooting lasers at you will blow your nuts off. or some boss aoe will stagger low poise man and your shield can no longer carry you to gud

i made a troll. in game gamma was so bad i couldn't see shit (despite troll vision). i fell into a hole. couldn't figure out how to look up to get out of the tiny water pit. logged out. started another manz in an area with lots of players who gave tips. some days passed, then i played the troll...

I was big sad t hat wow didn't use that glorious engine to run a literal EQstyle game. with huge open world dungeons you camped shit in, and meaningful, incomperable loot. hard level experience. emergent game play. etc etc. instead they made a glorified quest hub mover. That coupled with the...

Yea a lot of the terms they use in endwalker are all old Greek metaphysical notions.

Next ponder why they make games. Do they hate fun?

Science time!

Poise helps you follow through and overpower foes. I just beat alecto for example with the shield and black rider glaive/sword dance. I would just spam the art . Eating his damage at the start but getting off four combos on him because he would stay posture broken. It also reduces stamina...

Sir kai leng was thr pinnacle of good writing and he was a story element similar to mass effect 1.

i don't know if they are linked but i think there's at least 3 'extra terrestrial' races. i don't THINK they're part of the same ecosystem. i get the impression they origionated from seperate 'outer gods' or at least divergent purposes.

the merchants are super interesting. and the frenzied flame lore is pretty neat. next play through i'm going to do those questlines for sure. i've been peicing together bits of it, reading a bit of reddit theory crafts. really neat stuff.

I liked the TV show okay. But they did cast some coloreds in place of their origional race and some uggos instead of sexy womens

With red hair

I should juice them up some. I think those and the trumpet balls are hilarious

The little shit head tower shield assholes from the underground city?

That's some alagory of the cave shit with regard to most other video games

I just found the oracle envoy ash. it sounds retarded and amazing all at once.