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  1. Calbiyum

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    u rite
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I make every other kind of pasta fine (penne, wheels, etc.) just when it comes to angel hair it comes out horrible :/
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Your wife agrees its why she doesn't come over for dinner anymore.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Angel hair pasta. Every time I fucking make it it just comes out as a gigantic clump and then hangs out the drainer and I end up throwing it out
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    The Animated GIF Thread

    I want to fucking shoot you for that Squidward .gif Ahhhh nails getting pulled off are my #1 most hate thing fuck you loll
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    People that won't stop posting these really complicated scientific/physics theories meanwhile they couldn't pass a 100 level course in any of them. Pretty much everyone who shares one of those I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE things on Facebook.
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    Should you tip the waitress and how much thread

    You tip according to servers breast size
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Can't you get the ticket thrown out then?
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    The Animated GIF Thread

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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    This is the main reason he is so bad at QB. He is just in constant fear when he is on the field and so jumpy
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Do people really believe that is a guy getting out of the friend zone? ^ That's just a girl who won't allow her boyfriend have any other friends but her
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    Things you enjoy to do at work or at home..

    I enjoy jelqing
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    Make a wish

    I wish I could
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Haha that reminded me of when I saw some like really old car maybe a 1970s old mobile with the horse from the grill of a mustang on his car. I drive a mustang and my jimmies were unrustled as I found it funny/awesome
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I'm going to have my jimmies rustled by the first person to come and call you greedy and spoiled because you complained about your car your parents bought you
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    That picture of Gordon Freeman just made me realize that my Economics Professor looks like Gordon Freeman. I couldn't figure out who he looked like for a month and a half but now I can lol
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    Am I getting fat?

    Why does that hat look photoshopped
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    When my daughter doesn't pull out.....
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    2013 NFL Offseason and Draft

    lolll^^
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Oh no someone is lying on the internet. He is like 2nd or 3rd best contributor to this thread just let him keep posting
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I live in NYC so yeah that's I guess why I heard it
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I know several people who do and they all say it's because they go to fires and rob half the place as they are inside. Idk if that's his reason but would be my guess
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    What would you rather?

    Damn that is fucking good. I guess the girlfriend one in the moms body and just turn off the lights lol
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    People who have bigger dicks than me
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    If you could make any one law legal.

    All these sound more like things you would make illegal instead of legal
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    2013 NFL Offseason and Draft

    Very sorry to hear that Jozu
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    yeah can we change how many times we can upvote someone?
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    What would you rather?

    Didn't superman set back time anyway? To Bens^ die fighting Would you rather eat a bag of dicks or suck Barack Obama's dick
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    Would you ever cheat on your other half?

    Cheat early to have something to come back with for yourself after you brea up and find out she blew 5 other guys. It's win or win
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    Would you ever cheat on your other half?

    I used to cut myself for fun
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    When at a water park on the tube slides with a tunnel and the guy in front of me won't blow me while going through the tunnel.
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    Would you ever cheat on your other half?

    Did a 4 year old write this lol what
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    He could be gay
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    5 Best Games of All Time

    BATTLETOADS
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    Would you ever cheat on your other half?

    Real men cheat on their girlfriend EVERYDAY
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    Warm Bodies

    Zombies are so fucking played out I can't even like it if it was good