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    I need your votes gutter onslaught NSFW

    War has been declared good sirs. Time for battle.
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    I need your votes gutter onslaught NSFW

    That place is probs good for about 6 votes, I think he underestimated our powers.
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    I need your votes gutter onslaught NSFW

    I only made it to 38 seconds
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    I need your votes gutter onslaught NSFW

    hah that"s fucked up
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    I need your votes gutter onslaught NSFW

    I was about to say, all we need is Curt Schilling shenanigans and this thread would have went complete epic.
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    I need your votes gutter onslaught NSFW

    Can someone explain the Alex Ovechkin wall post? seriously wtf
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    I need your votes gutter onslaught NSFW

    I spit my crawfish etouffee out when I saw this comment: PS: FB Liked the band Edit: Sequel spit @
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    I need your votes gutter onslaught NSFW

    Hey link there FB page, would be a trip if we could get a bunch of folks to like their facebook page. Surely would be a complete W T F moment for the other bands.
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    I need your votes gutter onslaught NSFW

    I would not worry about it. Anyone that has a contest on the internet should expect shenanigans. It works both ways to, they can pull shenanigans just as easy as your pulling votes with tit payment. Anyone who puts it the internet to vote in something should expect friends to get other friends...
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    I need your votes gutter onslaught NSFW

    haha good stuff It isn"t what you know, it is who you know
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    I need your votes gutter onslaught NSFW

    6 inch nipples... Really... /facepalm
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    I need your votes gutter onslaught NSFW

    I for one love BIG TITTIES all shape and sizes, rubbing on my chest, slapping me in the face, etc maybe TMI but I don"t give a fuck. Black haired pig tails are bonus. Voted!
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Camerous makes me laugh. Half the time I hope he is trollin, or joking, the other half I actually think he is serious. Either way, I get funny from it, so who cares.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Reminds me of a story I have. My best friend in the military, I set him up with a chick I knew from high school. Petite, flexible, gymnasts. Very pretty girl, she was one of my girlfriends close friends. Anywho, we do a double date (setup), everything goes great, good conversation, good time had...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    What Ancient said (basically what Tenks said but not as harsh). Also, have you tried the sites like eHarmony etc? Might be worth a shot, especially if you are looking for someone that is not unemployed living with mom etc etc. No idea if you are just looking to have random sex, or a relationship...
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    Home buying thread

    Slightly off topic, but if you are sitting on a mortgage with a rate of 5 or higher, it might be in your best interest to look into refinancing. I had a 5.25 through VA. I am currently in the process of doing a streamline VA refi that will drop the rate to 4.25. My house payment is dropping by...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Big Chief Dear John letter
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Sucks dood. Maybe it will help put things into perspective about what is important in life, or maybe put things into perspective for her. Best wishes and prayers for you guys and gals up there.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    If this was opposite day, I would say do exactly this, but alas, it isnt. So do exactly the opposite of this. ROFL, if you do decide to do the above, make sure you tell us how it turned out for you
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Totally this. Keep in mind though you still need to have a discussion with your g/f, and the discussion is totally dependent on how far you want this relationship to go. Do you want to marry her? If yes, you need to discuss her family. She needs to do one of two things: 1.) Basically tell...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Tips for chicks with kids, posted this so you can see the other side of things (her side): Dating tips for single parents - CNN.com
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I went ahead and made that assumption for them though. Sorry, didn"t give full disclosure.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Does having children make you happy? - CNN.com TLDR: Having children in the US sucks because the government doesnt have very family friendly policies as compared to other developed countries (no surprise there) Also, short term (IE when your kids are young) parents are more stressed than...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Declining birth rate is a bad thing for developed countries. I am doing my part to counter that, my second is on the way. FYI wife and I got married at 29(her), and 28(me). We didnt have our first kid until she was 34, our second she is 36. This is the last one however, I was hoping for 3, but...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Truth on the latin, but it works both ways. Crazy latino women tend to be the best sex, but good sex has its price...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I think I saw this said here before, but it needs to be said again: Behind every beautiful woman, is a guy tired of fucking her.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Reads like "things a pussy would say". Come at me bro...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Is your grill as big as hers?
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I think that his sister, I mean girlfriend...sister who is his girlfriend. He drops towels for her.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    This was you sister you mentioned in your previous post? I see, cool story bro.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Come at me bro...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Not sure if serious, either you are a god damn naive idiot, or you are trolling. Either way, do you seriously think when a women rage attacks the man she loves, she is going for gut shots, or jabs to the face? Honestly, I am shaking my head in real life when you post Tenks. Chicks who really...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Tenks, you need some comprehension lessons bro, reread what I wrote. No where in my post did I state "I dont know if what I did was right or wrong", and if you cant infer from my writing that I felt guilty as hell, and remorseful about what I did, I weep for your future. Srsly.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Some domestic violence is mutual. IE she hits him, he hits her back. But she called the cops, and he gets in trouble, or the more basic, she tells friends and family he hits her, fails to mention that she gets physically violent when they argue. I am by no means saying it is right or wrong by...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Don"t ever be named Dan. Dan rhymes with man, and men jerk off. And he was a jerk-off.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I have to say, I am disappointed by the story. I was fully expecting her to bribe you with pussy for staying logged in to help her kill the fabled mob.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I dont know how many women you have been with, but a girl who pinches is perfectly normal in my experience. This includes my wife of 8 years.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    The response of "ow what the hell did you do that for" is universal in terms of intentional vs. unintentional.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Sorry bro, I dont really see how you can justify your reaction. My wife has physically made me bleed before, uppercutted me showing me some kind of karate move, and jabbed her finger into my eyeball, blinding me for a good 5 minutes. All I said was "ow, what the hell did you do that for"...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Fuck that, my wife knows better than to have straight male friends. Gay is one thing, straight, fuck that shit in the ass. She views the same thing with me and women. Coworkers who are male, going out to work related events is one thing, but one on one straight male friend going out to do...