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  1. TheBeagle

    The Astronomy Thread

    That is grounds for a break-up. Either the mom is an empty headed idiot who also believes Venus has plant life or doesn't give a shit about her son's education. Either way, she is clearly part of the problem and raising another dipshit that will prolong the problem. Jesus, that's just a hair...
  2. TheBeagle

    R.I.P Spock

    Spock was a Mormon?
  3. TheBeagle

    Hearthstone

    Wow, perfect storm. A 4 mana Antonidas from unstable portal and a hand full of spells. Bet that priest never plays Millhouse again.
  4. TheBeagle

    My new Dating Pool

    Sounds like a Frank Sinatra song.
  5. TheBeagle

    Hearthstone

    Pinnacle 3...nice. I really do enjoy watching these tournaments, especially if they have decent casters/presentation like the ESL and Pinnacle series have been. I would have never thought I would ever like watching other people play videogames on the internet.
  6. TheBeagle

    Science!! Fucking magnets, how do they work?

    Ansibles. Explain that science bitches!
  7. TheBeagle

    Science!! Fucking magnets, how do they work?

    What are you talking about? This is a convo that's been ongoing for awhile. It has nothing to do with whether or not man made climate change is a thing, or whether CO2 is hazardous to people's health. It's just about whether or not our atmosphere is indeed heated by, you know, gases. It's...
  8. TheBeagle

    Science!! Fucking magnets, how do they work?

    Lol, at this point is there a single person left who takes anything Furry says seriously? Dude doesn't even think greenhouse gases are a real thing.
  9. TheBeagle

    Hearthstone

    Ya that's what I was thinking, but I'm not ready to start crafting class legendaries just yet. I've crafted a Boom and a Sylvanas and want to make a Rag before I start making class specific cards, and even then would probably craft an Antonidas before a Malganis.
  10. TheBeagle

    Hearthstone

    Man, wish I had a Malganis and/or a Jaraxxas. That demonlock deck looks like a lot of fun.
  11. TheBeagle

    Hearthstone

    I started a Euro account from scratch a few weeks ago and I can say there is some sort of matchmaking going on with casual. When all I had were basic cards and I played casual games for dailies it always matched me with other people that seemed to have only basic decks, nothing but river crocs...
  12. TheBeagle

    The future, what will it hold for us?

    Go read Kiln People by David Brin.
  13. TheBeagle

    Science!! Fucking magnets, how do they work?

    Ya great, let's all just do what we want. Your hillbilly neighbor wants to dump 5 quarts of used motor oil in the stream behind your house? Go for it bro! Fuck NEPA and all those liberal environmental regs man! (ignore that it was signed into law by Nixon the arch conservative) This is America...
  14. TheBeagle

    My new Dating Pool

    It's time for some tasty treats....
  15. TheBeagle

    Torrents

    Can someone explain to me why I can't download any torrents from kickass/piratebay now after getting an IPT invite? That's where I always get the newest stern show from. I've tried downloading different clients besides the utorrent one I use for IPT, but to no avail.
  16. TheBeagle

    Hearthstone

    Lol.
  17. TheBeagle

    Hearthstone

    Ya when I googled it seemed it was technically in a grey area but Blizzard is aware and doesn't seem to mind, which is why I still use it, but it still makes me a little nervous that it could fall in between the cracks and get lumped with more malicious programs by some overzealous flunkie from...
  18. TheBeagle

    Hearthstone

    Have you applied the latest update? I just installed it this morning, v.0.9.5.
  19. TheBeagle

    Hearthstone

    I've been using the Hearthstone Deck Tracker program that SparklePony posted a month ago from GitHub. It's been working great and doesn't slow down the game like another one I used that used screecapture. Makes me nervous though because it will post my cards before I even see them, my mulligan...
  20. TheBeagle

    My new Dating Pool

    He's not done. A couple weekdays without popping off 3 or 4 times in one of his hookers and he will make the hour drive.
  21. TheBeagle

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Friend of mine just finalized his divorce. Family court judge ordered him to vacate the family home and gave custody to his mentally unstable wife who doesn't and hasn't had a job in years and is perfectly happy collecting money from the gubmint. Dude is a dedicated father who lives his whole...
  22. TheBeagle

    Hearthstone

    Did Savjz ever hit #1 NA? Tuned in for a while this morning and he was stuck on 2 the whole time.
  23. TheBeagle

    Hearthstone

    Yep. Pulled it off the other day with just an annoyatron and clockwork gnome...value for days yo!
  24. TheBeagle

    Hearthstone

    I know it's a CCG, but I also don't think Blizzard is modeling their game to be as hardcore as MTG, just like WoW wasn't meant to be EQ hardcore. It's SUPPOSED to appeal to both filthy casuals as well as hardcore CCG players so this constant comparison of "Hearthstone is nothing compared to MTG...
  25. TheBeagle

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    That's the weird thing about Dallas and Texas women in general...we have a really high hot girl/capita ratio (as long as you avoid Wal Mart), but everyone follows the church of party-Jesus. Everywhere you go is fucking Jesus crosses...on the buildings, around their neck, on their jeans, on their...
  26. TheBeagle

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I think you are going out with one of my exes, does her name start with a "C"?
  27. TheBeagle

    Hearthstone

    I opened a Malorne with my free GvG packs on opening day. Was pretty stoked and did well that day with it, but never had much success after that. Too many BGH's running around. Are you planning on running it and in what kind of build?
  28. TheBeagle

    Hearthstone

    Ya, but it requires zero legendaries or epics and it's better than that priest build with lightwells, lightspawns, and divine spirits, lol.
  29. TheBeagle

    Hearthstone

    How many GvG card packs have you opened? Mech mages are pretty straightforward and don't rely on legendaries. It's nice to have a Boom and an Antonidas, but not strictly necessary, I cracked rank 5 last season using it and had neither. Same goes for Zoolock. Just google "Xixo zoo" and there is a...
  30. TheBeagle

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Wombat's girlfriend sounds like a pretty standard Dallas bimbo. I've been through my share of those types as well. The only thing missing from the story are what type of prescriptions she's taking.
  31. TheBeagle

    My new Dating Pool

    lol and gross Johnny - why don't you get on Ashley Madison or craigslist and find someone(s) to bang on the side that isn't a junkie prostitute? You have the disposable income to pull it off quite easily i would think. I can understand calling up a pro every now and then to bust a long...
  32. TheBeagle

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I think a_skeleton_03 is trying to pick up the shit-stirrer mantle of our fallen comrade Araysar, without any of his wit or entertainment value.
  33. TheBeagle

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    How the fuck do get that from his posts? He talks to his ex a bunch, which is definitely not the norm for most people, but now he's a child who can't keep a girl and doesn't have male friends. Grasp at straws much?
  34. TheBeagle

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    And you're a judgmental asshole.
  35. TheBeagle

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I have to admit I did enjoy his take on it.
  36. TheBeagle

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Ahh, well there you go. That explains a lot. Sorry bro.
  37. TheBeagle

    Hearthstone

    I don't know man, I played a shitload of mech mage last season and got to rank 5 (only my second season, so feels good) before I got bored with it and if you push your Mechwarper(s) too hard in your opening few plays then you can also run out of steam really quick. Dropping two Mechwarpers, a...
  38. TheBeagle

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Hah hah, so much this. For what it's worth I've been quietly lurking and have always thought Sutekh was a voice of reason in all the relationship debates and I was quite surprised to learn he was only 27. But this latest turn of events regarding going to Swiss-land to hang out with the ex and...
  39. TheBeagle

    My new Dating Pool

    ^what he said. Unless he's one of those east coast guys that always carries a couple thousand in cash rolled up with a rubber band.