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That is how he always looks on game day. Even if his team is up by 4 touchdowns. This game though...

Definitely both. These are not good teams.

The fightin' mean green!

As a Bengals fan, I'm somewhat of an expert on these matters and I assure you the NFL will hand down a multi game suspension for a DUI depending on the menstrual cycles of Goodell. Shit Odell Thurman's first DUI was a 12 game suspension. He was already serving a suspension from the substance...

There are a million reasons why theoretical results don't match real world results and not a single one applies here. The "theory" that may or may not pass muster is, at its heart, 1 + 1 = 2. Do you understand why it's asinine to argue against that because of a lack of empirical evidence in the...

The focus on empirical data is really odd. It's not like there are variables that are either uncontrollable or unaccountable. It's basic math. You can use a simulation or do the problem for yourself, but to delineate out theory and practice on a simple stats problem is asinine. What you're...

They scored 19 points on offense with +7 on turnovers (including the turnover on downs at the Eagles 20) against a defense that provides slightly more resistance than a wet dollar store paper towel. That's fucking atrocious. edit: Ehhh, we'll call it +6 turnovers since the last one just iced...

The Cardinals started last year 4-0. I'm not buying it. They are really, really bad on offense. Playing sound fundamentally will only get them so far. The defense is good, but it's not good enough to carry them for a whole season.

The Eagles aren't very good. There isn't much to figure out about Kelly's offense though. It's fundamentally sound football that can go quickly. It's not a gimmick, but the Eagles aren't very talented.

Chief's offense is a war crime.

LOL

Yeah, Bridgewater and Hundley are the top guys right now. I don't think the class is nearly as bad as people are making it out to be. Seems very solid with a lot of interesting prospects after the top guys.

The lines have been fucking crazy to me this year. Jacksonville is real bad, but goddamn 2 touchdowns and 2 field goals for a team that scored 12 points in half the games they've played this year.

... And fuck anyone who thinks Nancy Pelosi is far left.

Jesus Christ, this week's college pick 'em is a ball buster.

We'll save the animated Ickey Shuffle for the playoffs, God willing.

Jesus, Dalton. Get it together. Amazing week 1. Shit week 2. It's alright though. 'Cuz everday we shufflin'. Right, Grimm?

Not sure how it'll be tonight, but typically like 1/3 of the crowd is Steelers fans. Playing at Cincy isn't ever really much of an away game for them.

Bengals going off tonight. 31 - 13 Bengals.

Look at what your hubris has wrought.

Maryland

Who?

Uh, why? He was really good until his arm literally disintegrated.

If you're not watching the Browns game then I feel bad for you. You're missing a lot of chances to be really bored.

Grimm, the usual wager?

ASU player laid on the ball for 10 seconds, didn't get a delay of game, and then the official didn't signal the ball ready to play until after the clock ran out.

Wisconsin got a right proper anal raping there.

Just flipped over to Tennessee and Oregon. That is an atrocious combination of uniforms, but I really like Oregon's all yellows.

That was just lucky.

JFF giving no fucks.

Dalton had a crazy good game week 1. Neither of the int's were his fault, and he was decisive in the pocket. An 80 percent completion percentage with a healthy dose of deep and intermediate patterns against an ostensibly top 10 defense is a great game. I'm was as shocked as anybody that he...

23 A new challenger appears!

That's a lot of pages to come back to from last night. I think my favorite part was when I suggested he physically do the problem and he said that reality would be wrong.

If you have a group of random people in a room how many do you need before there is a 50/50 chance that there is a shared birthday? The answer may surprise you.

The chance of picking the car is 1/3. The host eliminates a goat. You don't switch. The chance that you picked the car remains the same - 1/3. It's not an independent event. The way you're looking at it the doors are randomized again.

???? The simulator is the same as you doing it manually. If you don't believe it still then do it physically with 2 red playing cards and a black playing card with sufficient iterations the number will converge to 66%.

Run a simulator and find out for yourself.

Covering that spread baby.

Wait. So when you go on rant because someone had a dangling modifier it's a sick burn, but when someone else pokes fun at your own ambiguous grammar then they are retarded. I know your shtick is troll people by trash talking like a six year old then pretending you owned them, but that's just...

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