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She wants to be married. If you don't then you're wasting her time. If you cared about her there would be some small amount of value placed on making her feel happy and secure. Security is a man's primary function in the relationship. Have her sign up here so I can tell her she needs to walk.

Like Kaines said, that's addict behavior. Go to some meetings bro. Maybe take her with you so she understands the lies were because of the addiction. Not that it excuses lying but at least it will frame it up in a way that maybe she can trust you as long as drugs aren't involved. Actually...

You're talking about leg braces, right? Because what the fuck are you doing looking at a dude's grill hard enough to see braces? Try using the last 4 of your zip code. I was told that is specifically intended to eliminate the problem of same or similar street names in the same town.

I remember cybersexing in a chatroom once. After we went to a private room the girl told me she wanted me to suck her dick and that was the end of cybersexing for me. It had never occurred to me that a dude might be pretending to be a girl.

I wonder if the "Im going to disney world" thing was always a marketing gimmick or did it happen organically once or twice before disney started paying them.

I'm not sure weight classes mean what most people think they mean. Look at UFC 8. David Vs Goliath. They purposely matched giants versus midgets. The results were 3 wins for the giants, 4 wins for the midgets. Maybe 5 wins for the midgets, I'm not sure if the superfight was also david vs...

change your avatar to help people out.

It's pretty good, but I'm about to start fast forwarding through the house drama. I only want to see hot girls getting drunk and acting like cunts on reality TV. The slapping part is almost like all the best parts of a UFC fight distilled into a few moments.

Wait, was it tails of the jedi or tales? goddammit now I have to go look. So does anyone else think echo left because he was tired of being called eeko? teek might be the next to go.

The question is, are people remembering your ball cancer or is your posting just reminding them of ball cancer? You might be ball cancer incarnate. If you see a picture of a dick and recognize it as a dick, it doesn't mean you are familiar with that particular dick. knowhatimean?

UFC was at it's best before weight classes. I assume they have to do classes for the commission to sanction them. I'm watching that slap fight show and they have weight classes and Dana mentioned they needed them for sanctioning. Maybe the answer is to say no penalty for missing weight. Or...

I see. The weight class thing always seemed retarded to me anyway.

I don't understand why it's important. What do they think was in the IV? Was he blood packing?

I just wish they'd scored on the ring around the rosy play so we could spend more time talking about it.

Is that why you joined foh? To find mental health clients?

Well if that counts .... my buddy's wife's best friend used to babysit for Mark Tuinei. She got to meet a bunch of cowboys and mavericks through her. They were hot chicks so they were constantly getting invited to VIP boxes at games.

Without further goodbyes? So you're saying you never thought the phrase through.

I'm going to go with slap on the wrist because she was treating a medical condition. The first time it was blue balls. The next dozen times it was a sprained wrist from all the high 5's he was getting.

I'd also like to add that I have been wrong with every single prediction this offseason*. My head tells me eagles will win, that's why I'm going with my heart this time. *Not counting that I might have picked the cowboys over the buccs. My head was definitely telling me brady was going to win.

In the modern pro bowl era, no conference has ever lost both the pro bowl and the super bowl. Chiefs 50-10

30 years between the serieses and wookies live to 500. He may not be all that grown up yet. But yeah, would love to see him in live action.

Look here mister. She's the oldest sibling and therefore is the natural leader of the group. If you don't like her leadership style then find another A team knockoff to watch.

So this WAS the seahawks tackle from a few years back? I remember they were all about teaching it to kids because it was a safer way to tackle. I'm starting to think there may not be a way to knock a man to the ground without risking injury. Speaking of the future of defense in the NFL, the...

To be clear, I was laughing at how being even more rude to lanx was saying he was in a car with me. fucker

Technically no. Ado is an old word meaning commotion. So silence would not be commotion. I stand by my original assertion. The statement itself is further ado. Plus, most times when the phrase is used, there's a little more ado coming. without further ado. The man of the hour. The one...

I saw a commercial for this last night but I didn't catch the network. Where can I watch?

you asked if he was in the same accident that I was in. fucker.

Thanks for this. My family is passing around stories about the intervention and it makes no sense to us. Now it does. I thought he was broadcasting drunk or something. Anyway. Lifelong KC fan checking in. Go Gravies! Die Eagles Die!

It was the episode counts that threw me off and made me think you were trying to add them up like a teenage girl. I initially started with a question and got attacked for it. That makes you the only douchebag in our exchange.

So it's on us anytime we see a nonsensical post from you to go through each and every word and see if it's antonym makes more sense? Gotcha. Put that in your sig or something because tomorrow I won't remember who you are. Hey aren't you the guy who microdoses? I hope your dyslexia never...

Weird. There are run of the mill dumbasses who do that without being dyslexic. Are you 100% sure you don't have a case of both? Is it the dyslexia that makes you double down when a chance to explain better and a possible correction is offered? YOU know you have this problem, we don't. When...

Is that how dyslexia works? it's about confusing meanings of words and not about letters getting turned around and swapped? huh. themoreyouknow.gif Pharma went undrafted in the racial draft. Does that make him wypeepo or middle eastern?

Why the new thread? did it get another season? Hope so, I liked it. Skinny black dude was the gay. Don't think there was a lesbo unless the girl in pink becomes one. No troonies but the main actress in the center is definitely impersonated by cross dressers somewhere. You should watch the...

This is my fault. I didn't realize you were high when I tried to make sense of your post and asked for clarification. yah man south park and family guy are totally older than simpsons man. groovy.

yup it's gotta be fucking grueling. Even more so for the writers. Surely they don't work all year though.

huh? Do you mean total episodes added together? Because neither is anywhere near as old as the simpsons. Their clock starts with the Tracey Ulman Show in the mid 80's. It was a least a decade before either of those other 2 showed up. Whats mind blowing is when you look at the numbers for...

Yes. All shows get canceled eventually. Except for the handful that haven't been canceled yet.

Watched Episode 1. So is this going to be like kung fu or the hulk where she goes town to town every week taking on odd jobs and helping strangers solve problems? If so, I'm in 100%.

Really, spelljammer? I played a couple sessions and that shit is hot garbage. How the fuck are we flying around space and still using melee weapons? Your ship has a catapult and a ballista and it can dash based on the pilots abilities. who am I kidding, I'd probably watch hoping it was a...

Technically not a movie and she's not 100% true to the DnD Barbarian, but she's pretty close.