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  1. StoiCynic

    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    Speaking of Game 3, looks like Caps are trying the same strat. Do nothing for p3/ot1 and then look for the lucky bounce after they tire themselves out. Seriously though, game 4 was the only game this series they HAVEN'T looked like a beer league. I don't get it
  2. StoiCynic

    God of War (2018)

    Was getting butt raped playing on challenging difficulty but anything lower was just too easy. Glad I kept at it, now that I have unlocked a few upgrades and have gotten the swing of the mechanics I think this might just be the most fun combat system I have ever experienced. Doesn't reinvent the...
  3. StoiCynic

    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    Yeah, Andersen played a great game. Getting the last change on home ice really helped the leafs, they may just make a series out of it yet. Devils/Bolts got pretty spicy too. Lotta weird calls/non-calls both ways but pretty entertaining either way. Hedman got away with a pretty good spear on...
  4. StoiCynic

    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    All a matter of who takes the least amount of stupid penalties apparently
  5. StoiCynic

    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    Toronto has no answer for that first line, they have been pretty surgical. Gonna be interesting to see if TB's endless wave of offensive tallent can break that defense. So far only one line doing the heavy lifting for Boston offensively and TB's defense is right up there if not better. All...
  6. StoiCynic

    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    I personally agree with you on just about all accounts. Don't have the energy to disagree with Merrith though so I was keeping my mouth shut :)
  7. StoiCynic

    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    Lazy Ovie line change....check
  8. StoiCynic

    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    Really digging the whole white out aesthetic in Winnipeg. Like that team alot this year, think they have a good shot in the west. Vegas looks like one big party, this franchise is basically printing money at this point. I can see this being a fun series to watch, too bad it will be past my bedtime.
  9. StoiCynic

    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    Shit man, I hope you're right. Leafs gonna look so sexy next year with Tavares
  10. StoiCynic

    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    NJ/TB gonna be a fun one, probably the worst team for TB to face. That one could go either way imo, especially the way TB is trending and Stamkos being questionable. West picks: Preds Jets VGK SJ East picks: Bolts Bruins Caps Pens Hope I am wrong about the Bruins though, will be...
  11. StoiCynic

    Twitch.tv

    I totally get the appeal of Amouranth. She's super hot and streams for like 10 hours straight everyday. She is basically a virtual girlfriend for every prepubescent, nerdy or socially awkward human between the ages of 10 and 25. If this shit existed when I was a horny awkward teen I would be one...
  12. StoiCynic

    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    He seems like a good dude, hope he succeeds but so far the take from TB fans after the trade seem pretty accurate. Bottom six forward boosted by Stamkos/Kucherov. On the other hand he hasn't been set up to particularly succeed either, we are basically icing pre-season lines. My money is on AV...
  13. StoiCynic

    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    JT Miller now 9-7-16 in 15 gp with TB. He must feel he has died and gone to heaven getting to play on that top line. Cooper with the sweet troll putting Girardi on the PP at the end there for that final dagger. Don't mind moving up in the lottery, but this shit is getting hard to stomach. This...
  14. StoiCynic

    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    Yeah, in retrospect having Georgiev start in net was asking for trouble. The kids looked lost that first period, taking into account our predisposition for competing early and all, well... yeah he had no chance I guess. Despite getting abused in the 1st, very happy with the last 40 minute...
  15. StoiCynic

    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    Typically you are right about the shots, but they had 22 after the first. Getting shelled early has kinda been the teams downfall this season. To emphasize, we have allowed 19 goals in the first minute this season. Nine. Teen.
  16. StoiCynic

    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    After adding these last two AHL rookie teenagers, there is literally nothing more management can do to set up a tank. Not that I think that is what they are doing, but all the same.. Considering we let up another 40+ sog game against the sabres of all teams, i'd be a concerned caps fan if they...
  17. StoiCynic

    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    Chytil,18 (most promising prospect) and Andersson, 19 (kid who threw silver medal) finally getting called up for a look. If Wilson harms a hair on their precious little heads i'm blocking you!
  18. StoiCynic

    Twitch.tv

    Very cool stream, ending was perfect. The game's concept was really interesting and well executed.
  19. StoiCynic

    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    It feels like the Atlantic has been pretty much sewed up since January
  20. StoiCynic

    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    A little consolation for the Red Wings fans; Brendan Smith who showed up to training camp out of shape, struggled to maintain a roster spot all season only to finally be waived two months ago apparently broke his hand Sunday fighting one of our regular forward call up's, Vinni lettierri, at...
  21. StoiCynic

    Twitch.tv

    Then there was this gem a little earlier while solo.
  22. StoiCynic

    Twitch.tv

    Literally just coming here to post this, I don't normally watch him when he plays fortnite but his random duo matches have been hilarious.
  23. StoiCynic

    Twitch.tv

    @Kiroy He's 27, that's young to me =( I mean, I can't really disagree. And now you fucks have made me feel really old. Now If you'll excuse me I have some clouds to yell at...
  24. StoiCynic

    Twitch.tv

    You know you're getting old when young people pretend wax nostalgic to other young people, in hopes of seeming like the older edgy outlier dude...
  25. StoiCynic

    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    Yeah, pretty unreal. Kids 5th career NHL game, getting shelled by some of the best players in a tie game and they call that intentional? Sucks to see that that kind of favoritism still exists, but him stopping Malkin under those circumstances is only gonna help his confidence in the long run so...
  26. StoiCynic

    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    I don't know what's sketchier, that source or the wording used. Primary 5v5 points... If it IS true, less than 30 pts out of 76 at 5v5 for Sid is pretty crazy. The "primary" qualifier makes it a little less crazy I guess, especially considering he plays with Kessel and Geno. Edit: Whats more...
  27. StoiCynic

    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    Meh, Dahlin was always a pipedream and there is no out-tanking BUF/ARZ/VAN. As long as he doesn't go to EDM or CHI i'm cool. If Caps can finally make it past the second round and spoil my laughs, I might just root for an Ovie cup. If Hank doesn't get his name on it than no.8 certainly should...
  28. StoiCynic

    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    He really is incredible. If he played in the 90's, he might of had as much in half the time, much respect.
  29. StoiCynic

    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    OT is super common down the home stretch when points are at a premium, I wouldn't think too much into it. I would, however, be concerned with that McD/Girardi pairing.... fun to watch that defensive pair breakdown again for old times sake though!
  30. StoiCynic

    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    Bruins really struck gold with McAvoy, kid is a stud. They have been playing really well, but TB are insane right now. If they stay healthy, my money is on them in the east. Who knows though, Bergeron coming back might put them in the same stratosphere.
  31. StoiCynic

    2018 Oscars

    For sure, i'm all for Margot Robbie tossing me some jujyfruit. Getting hit with some sauerkraut from Guillermo del Toro is where I draw the fucking line.
  32. StoiCynic

    2018 Oscars

    "Lets shoot hotdogs at the unsuspecting peasants across the street"
  33. StoiCynic

    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    ELITE! Also McAvoy left the game with a lbi in Boston. Gogo Canadians helping the tank
  34. StoiCynic

    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    Yeah, it's weird. I wanna tank for a top 3 pick, but I am still rooting for them to win. Maybe it's the lack of stress, maybe its the NHL network I recently realized I have (after living in my apartment for a year and a half...), but I can't remember the last time I was enjoying hockey this...
  35. StoiCynic

    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    Me too :( 22 yo Georgiev to play his 3rd NHL game tonight against EDM. If McD doesn't get at least one hat trick and/or they lose, then that entire franchise should be dismantled and sold for parts.
  36. StoiCynic

    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    Namestnikov with a Goal and and assist in his first game and Spooner with 3 more assists giving him 5 in two games. Rebuild over, lord Stanley here we come!! What's that? Another game with 55+ sog allowed?? Yeah, nm... New guys better watch out though or we may just try and keep them this summer.
  37. StoiCynic

    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    Yeah, SY must be a huge Ranger fan... Miller and Namestnikov very similar, I think Bolts slightly win on that front though. Namestnikov's numbers may be inflated playing with Stammer and the Kuch, hope i'm wrong. Personally, Miller was 3rd in points this season but I had seen enough. Not...