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It's not nearly the killer it used to be with the rookie pay scale. If you miss a first round pick you're out a pick, but you aren't crippled from fixing it by salary hell.

Thanks, bro.

Go Vikings!

fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' Bengals.

YOU ARE HARSHIN' MY BUZZ, BENGALS.

Well boys I'm not gonna lie. I am pretty drunk, and this is great. Not the game - the game is shit all the way through, but it's all so Bengally.

The answer is always Bengal. Because weather succeeding despite themselves, failing spectacularly, or losing the close one all of that is encapsulated in Bengals gonna Bengal. It is the sum total of their existence and the lives of their fans.

You are a scholar and a gentleman.

Sparkle Hands!

I dared to dream.

About 14 minutes of game time from now we are going to witness the beginning of the Bengal's run to NFL champions.

I still have faith. Bengals gonna win this.

Don't think it'll get overturned, but that's a good challenge.

Holy shit, Ponder inactive. Vikings may win.

Dalton about to 2nd quarter Bengal up a touchdown.

Maualuga is unquestionably the worst starter on a defense that has Terence fucking Newman as a starter at cornerback. Let that sink in.

I will be pissed if the Bengals give Maualuga a new contract.

2ND QUARTER BENGALS!!!!!

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It was a decent punt.

Yeah, no. Bengals are really up and down from quarter to quarter.

If you do run the numbers you'll find that the lower payouts do not add a trivial amount to the EV. The break even point is something like $290 million IF you don't account for taxes and you don't take the lump sum. I'm not sure of the exact number, but I think it's somewhere north of $400 mil...

I think the 2007 Fiesta Bowl is the best game of football I've ever seen.

I will buy the shit out of that shirt.

With the emergence of the huge mega lotteries at times it's stupid not to play. Occasionally the expected value of the tickets is greater than the cost, but even still when the jackpots are so big the infinitesimal chance of winning likely outweighs the opportunity cost of buying a ticket. I...

I wouldn't be surprised at all to see the Bengals get blown out, but I wouldn't be shocked if it went the other way either. Just two very inconsistent teams. I have no idea why exactly the Texans have been so miserable lately, but I've got a very good idea why the Bengals have: the offensive...

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I think it's abundantly clear at this point that Cathan lies somewhere on the autism spectrum. The weird wording of his posts, the eccentric detail paired with complete non-specificity, odd obsessions, and the awkwardest social interactions this side of a Star Trek convention all point to...

In college football if on a conversion attempt the defense manages to get a safety then it's also a 1 point play. It's never happened, but I want a game to end with a ridiculous score of 8 to 1 so badly.

I could give two fucks about the Chargers, but I sing this song all the time. My wife knows all the words by now even if she's trying her hardest to ignore me. She hates me deeply.

The Big East is legit. What other conference's champions are going to win 3 games this bowl season? Certainly not the SEC, ACC, Big 10, Big 12, or Pac 12.

Jay Gruden turned down the Jacksonville job, and yeah it wasn't a great opportunity. Zimmer has turned down better jobs in the past, but reading up on it he does seem like he wants to make the jump for the right situation. With the high profile jobs opening up he may decide to go.

It seems to me like Zimmer is fine being a DC, and he's turned away suitors in the past. I'd be more worried about loosing Jay Gruden with the offense being as young as it is. I think it would be great to get that 3rd year together in the same system. The Jacksonville HC job was his for the...

I was about to come here and say that my terrible bowl pick 'em will be totally worth it for calling Louisville over Florida. Then I looked and I picked Florida. It was that sort of year for my picks.

Prediction: Notre Dame - 13 Alabama - 1

Bengals over Seahawks in the greatest Super Bowl ever.

The Bengals can definitely make a run. After starting the first 1/3 of the year at like 30th in total defense they have climbed all the way up to sixth, and that big of a jump means that the defense has been playing out of their minds the second half of the season. Yeah, they are among the...

The Seahawks v Bengals Super Bowl is going to be awesome.

Agreed, which is why you want to go to a country that has had a revolution more recently than 50 years ago.

For a dissenting opinion - I've found nothing at all special in the dozens of Cubans I've smoked over the years. There have been some great smokes to be sure, but not of a quality that isn't found elsewhere. There isn't anything especially magical about Cuban's. They have historically had a...