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This one also used to always make me chuckle.

Ah, that one time a year when Chris Berman reminds you just how terrible he is at calling an NFL game.

RGShoulder just doesn't have the same ring to it as RGKnee.

Thank you, Toronto Raptors, for saving us all from a week of Bron Bron/Heat storylines that no one gives a shit about.

Final days of the Tim Duncan era. At least he can retire knowing that he was better than Kobe.

Did not expect OKC to have a chance to close out the series at home after game 1.

Halfway through the 3rd quarter is a good time for the first team to break the 50 point barrier. #justeasternconferencethings

That OT session was hot garbage. The rest of this series shouldn't even be played. Give the Cavs a bye to the Finals.

Shit, fuck, ass.

Hopefully Curry comes back for an all-time great WCF between the Spurs/Dubs, because the Western Conference playoffs look like they will have been borderline unwatchable up to that point.

You're delusional.

Goddamit Convo you really are insufferable twat. You are actually making me side with Cowgirls fans. Please stop posting.

Spurs are fucking unconscious right now.

Wade could never get another call in his career and still have been giving too many calls after the '06 Finals.

Crown the Spurs.

It's hard to believe how long Tiger has been irrelevant from a competitive standpoint. Most interesting part of the piece was the quotes from MJ imo.

+1. It's even funnier if you imagine this being a response to Convo's sycophantic post about the trade. "Are you taking those motherfucking mushrooms!?"

^^ Fucking thing sucks. Rickshaw this shit.

I feel like Burnem's av should be required wearing for all Dallas fans.

Lurkingdork gunning hard for Tarrant's "Worst Mod" title.

Kobe's performance more rigged than game 6 Lakers-Kings. Fuck that guy right in the ear.

nfi who this fucking scrub is that won but he put up a hell of a final round

SPIETH WITH THE SNOWMAN!

Rory playing like Tiger after his wife took a 9 iron to his dome.

Lol Phil Mickleson looking like the robot mime from EuroTrip today. Fat fuck.

nfi why but this made me literally lol. prob going to hell but this provided some much needed comic relief at the end of a long day.

Thanks Obama.

$10 will solve that situation too, as that is all that Ms. J53 will leave him with in the divorce settlement.

J53, did you tell your wife you love her for April Fools this year?

convo: pantheon::convo:76ers

Cool story bro.

It does tie up $8M a year that Grigson can't spend on washed up FAs, so you can see why Colts fans might get excited.

You're right. True greats develop a God complex after skirting a double murder and prolong their careers by sucking down deer jizz instead of HGH.

Largest winning pct. difference in an NBA upset ever. Literally the worst loss of all-time.

What the fuck are the Warriors doing

It's nice to see the rest of Pey Pey's body is joining his arm which retired after last season.

# of chairs thrown.

lol says Jordan needed "otherwordly" talent and ignores the fact that Steph plays with another historically great shooter in Thompson and Draymond is putting up a monster year. Calling Jordan one of the most overrated during the shitshow that is the "this is your life" season for Kobe is next...

Sounds like Chip is going to ride or die with Kaeprbro. He was terrible at picking which players to get rid off, so it's fitting that he's terrible at picking which players to keep also. http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/14...ee-2016-salary