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  1. stupidmonkey

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yes it does seem that way. But I think it's got the bots going on there as well. Also, bumble was just recently released on Android so that's why you may not have heard of it.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Disclaimer: I do not take any of this online dating shit seriously in the least bit. I've had over 1500 matches. It's retarded.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Here's mine: "Let's match then you can seem totally uninterested or never respond. I can sit here with my thumb up my ass wondering why I'm even here? Come on it'll be a blast.... of napalm to the face." I've actually started matching more now than with a semi-description filled text.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Pretty much. They've implemented a counter now. You only get so many swipes to the right then have to wait twelve hours or else you have to pay. It used to make a lot more sense before then because you didn't really have to be selective. But every other dude is doing the same and if you're just...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Swipe right to everything, use the super match to weed out the land whales from there. If you are selective, you run the risk of never matching even if you're like ridiculously good looking.
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    Latin fever ( not the good kind )

    Bros, I killed a mosquito while I was here. I like saved someones life or something.
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    TurboKid

    Watched it last night on netflix and thought anything with Michael Ironside should hold my interest for a minute or two. It was really well done. Would recommend. For some reason the girl did it for me. Had to look her up. Yeah she's definitely a looker.
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    Home buying thread

    Buddy of mine used to live around Detroit back before the crash. He started looking for houses. He ran his own small business but only took home like 45K. He told me every person he talked to was trying to sell him on 400K+ houses. He would ask them how they thought he could afford them and the...
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    Latin fever ( not the good kind )

    That and Skol was big.
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    Latin fever ( not the good kind )

    Was there in September but going back to Rio and Belo Horizonte on Thursday for Carnaval. Wish me luck bros.
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    The 'Shit I'm selling' thread

    I'm sure some of you are collectors on here. I've got a Commodore 64, printer, and single floppy disk all in original packaging along with a bunch of games. If anyone is interested PM and I'll include some pics.
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    Abe Vigoda Dead

    Status is finally true abe vigoda status Abe Vigoda dies at 94; actor was known for roles - LA Times
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    Amazon Echo - no thread yet?

    Just got mine. Set it up and said "Alexa play station xxxxx from Pandora". She said "Gathering station xxxxx". Nothing. Tried it with Amazon prime music. "Gathering prime playlist". Nothing. Motherf!@$#. "Gathering station Mother@#@$#". Then I did this.... And it worked. No idea why...
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    So, I'm dying...

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    So, I'm dying...

    I am a Panthers fan since I heard they would be a team. With that being said, may the chiefs win it all.
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    RIP Alan Rickman

    What the hell.............................................. ..
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    What a pisser.
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    Hypothetical Girlfriend, Final Cut

    Not just the office this time?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    So now you are going to have 37 copies strung around you office that you have to pick up?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    This one? Amazon.com: The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up: The Japanese Art of Decluttering and Organizing (8601421528498): Marie Kondo: Books
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Lots of Brazilian girls do this. I have a friend from there who is in Sweden right now. Not getting paid much at all but loving it because she can travel wherever and get paid more than she ever would at some crummy job in Rio. If she is lucky enough to get a job at all. Yes, they are all...
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    Laptop Computers

    I just got the Pro 4 at work. Have only had it a few days so will report more when I get some hours logged. The book seems to have a better battery from when I played around with it. This Pro 4 is supposed to last 9 hours but it said 3 fully charged for me. Did an update and tweaked some...
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    Laptop Computers

    Remember to give the backpack back if you leave or are laid off. =/
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    The 80's Thread

    As soon as I scrolled to this video it started playing on my pandora station. Could have pressed play and it would have been in sync.
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    What do you do?

    We don't do any embedded system stuff ourselves but I am right up the street from them. I know lots of recruiters and people in industry around here. If you are interested let me know.
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    What do you do?

    I am but you'd have to move to Scottsdale, Arizona.
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    Hodj is worse than AIDS, at least Charlie Sheen doesn't have him

    I can't believe I just went through all of these posts. I need to reevaluate my fucking life.
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    When you installed git what options did you select? Did you go through these prompts? Installing Git on Windows | Geek Gumbo
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    The Walking Dead

    Didn't know if posted but Negan cast Negan Jeffrey Dean Morgan - Hollywood Reporter
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    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Got goosebumps watching that one.
  31. stupidmonkey

    2015 AssHat Round 4: The Rock Salt Round

    Tanoomba Itzena
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    AssHat 2015 Round 2!! Get Salty in here!

    Columnvs. Azeth Tanoombavs. Hoss Delicate Flower vs.I'm Rich Bitch a_skeleton_03vs. ZombieWizardHawk Kirunvs. Numbers Tyenvs. Araysar Mistvs. Draegan popsicledeath vs.Itzena
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    AssHat of 2015 round 1B voting!! It get's real in this round!!

    Columnvs Soygen Azethvs Royal Tanoomba vslurkingdirk- just because Hossvs Tuco DelicateFlower vsTarrant I'm Ritch Bitch vsJohnny 49 a_skeleton_03 vsHodj- Tough choice ZombieWizardHawkvs Phazel Nemesis vsKirun Numbers vsTroll Tyenvs Vaclav Araysar vskriptini...
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    Alien: Covenant (2017)

    Sid Haig, yes that is him.
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    MMA Thread

    It's Pat and Muay Thai.... yes retarded. Every time I am in the corner I cringe a bit from thinking what he may be saying.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Bitches love forehead kisses, just ask Onoes.
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    (OMt x OMr) + (YMt x YMr) = sqc Where Old Man Time = OMt, Old Man Rate = OMr, Young Man Time = YMt, Young Man Rate = YMr, Stupid Question Cost = sqc sqc will vary on the length of time spent explaining. Work performed is a different example all together but it is somewhere in the 7 figure...
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    The "Shit I just bought" thread

    Got one refurbished for about half that. Had it 5 years and no problems. I only have a rug and hardwood floors but it does it's job for corners and everything else.