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See? this is what I'm talking about. Anybody who pretends they're gonna go alter history books is full of shit. We've all got stuff much closer to home we'd like to change first. This shit is like the whole reason a person would take the risks of time travel in the first place.

https://apnews.com/article/texas-oklahoma-louisiana-heat-wave-4b7d6ac50a50ba3386ab03ce720f12b9 I always get a good laugh out of these articles. Never once, fucking ever, has someone said "hey its hot as balls outside but lets turn off the AC because someone else might need the electricity"

I'm torn between wanting to make fun of your Amazon addiction and wanting to comiserate with you over gaskets. Nobody in my fuckin family ever cleans the gaskets when they do dishes. I'm like am I the only one who washes dishes with my eyes open or WTF? Your solution isnt a bad idea. Gaskets...

Seems to me like Sarah gave the explanation for all the shows mysteries this episode. A dumb, uncreative explanation delivered in the most ham handed way possible. "Hey guys maybe its" <insert oddly specific description of how it all works> As usual the possible explanations people came up...

lol posting about a twist-based show before you've gotten to the twist part just seems destined for greatness. like the episode or hate it, you'll have to admit there was a twist in that one

Do they have to, though, when n this timeline, Uhura is a boy? FML, I can give them a pass on a lot of things, but cmon. Uhura had hair and looked like an actual biological woman.

Texas was the first state to recognize it as a holiday, in in 1980. Its not called Juneteenth. Its called Emancipation Day. Its right there in black and white in the text of the bill. I don't know who the fuck started calling it Juneteenth but fuck if I'm saying that even to make fun of it or...

keep in mind he started as a white male. it makes more sense that way. even getting raceswapped permanently for like 17 movies in a row isnt enough penance for that crime.

If I'm killing an animal I raised for food, I feel something very close to remorse. It takes an act of will to put it aside and deliberately harvest the animal. Quickly, humanely, hopefully painlessly. If I'm killing a wild animal that has caused problems on my farm, I feel completely neutral...

Hey, cool it with the White Supremacy there

You're releasing this one? I hope you're at least driving to the home of someone you hate, or a local homeless encampment or something?

Project Blue Beam is by far the most plausible explanation. Besides. What subject was ever documented exclusively on youtube and tiktok and then actually turned out to be true? Almost everything is fake and gay now, but if its only on youtube and tiktok, its especially fake and gay.

Imagine living next to some guy. If you can see your neighbor, lmao. what a dumbass. If you then go online to brag about it, lmfao

Odd that the us line stops around 2010 while the others continue. Still, it shows a minor decrease from 1970 to that point. But I concede that the opposite has been happening elsewhere especially in developing countries.

This. There is very little in life that's more satisfying than a headshot.

This. "I voluntarily allowed this committee to set a bunch of bullshit rules about what I can do on my own property. Wait, how dare they set rules about what I can do on my property??"

Its the biggest problem with shooting varmints. The rifle is rarely at hand when you need it. I shot another gopher the other day. Little motherfucker was the size of an average cat, I swear these things are fucking mutants. I'll get them all, little by little, one by one.

NDAQ (NAsdaq Inc) isnt exactly nothing, its the corporation that runs several major stock exchanges including NASDAQ. Since I've had it on my watchlist its generally tracked NASDAQ more or less. Answered my own question. Looks like for whatever reason this large drop was caused by their...

I'm confused, why is NDAQ down 12% while QQQ is up 0.6%? Not holding either one, just don't get the disconnect. edit to forestall the probably still inevitable: yes I understand that they are different things and am not looking for the basic description of each, but rather any speculations...

Imagine its 1994 or so, and you've just met a girl. Then you find out that she has set up a website to post pics of herself communicates regularly with guys who find her pics on that site has gone on a bunch of "dates" with guys who sent her messages on that site ... I have a principle. If a...

LoL that thing is supposed to be somebody's love interest? Wasn't pre-surgery megan fox the love interest in the earlier one? Clown world is so fucked up sometimes. Are there no attractive actresses left in hollywood or something?

even here - a text based forum - we've gone from literate arguments written out in text to literally just a place for people to post tiktoks. We used to have Lithose posts. Now we have one fucking tiktok after another. (Somebody is gonna come in an object, hey we also post youtube!) our...

Its so weird how all the straight white male superhero actors keep avoiding sexual harassment charges. Must be that white supremacy I hear so much about.

S1e4, spock says "phenomenons". Mother fucking Spock. I like this show but I dunno if I can keep going

TIL the Carrington Event was a nothingburger compared to its big brother the Miyake event https://bigthink.com/hard-science/miyake-event-worse-carrington-event/ That last line is profound. I considered putting this in the Ancient Civ thread. Its not clear that a technological society could...

Every time I saw that movie I was like WTF, why didnt he just scramble them? You can spare the extra 1-2 minutes bro, it'll be ok.

PIN number is even more common

raw egg white is a bridge too far. hell no. I am not making any health claims. but fuck eating raw egg white.

This was an interesting post cause it made me look shit up. Apparently electrons have been induced to move at nearly the speed of light in some materials. Also apparently when electrons move super fast it causes emission of gamma radiation. I may have all of this wrong cause nuclear physics is...

No idea who any of those people are, but bottom right for superman left for lois seem to be the only even remotely passable choices. Top right lois, surely thats a dude, right?

I got audited the first year I filed schedule C. After sending them 5 fucking hundred pages of documentation, they gave me every penny plus interest. Now it just feels like a game. Whats the worst theyre gonna do, audit me? oh no

And once you get audited once, the fear of audit goes away completely and you realize how much room for creativity there is in taxes. Especially once you toss a schedule C and a schedule F on the pile. I swear they must just use a RNG to determine who gets audited.

If I'm an ant, from my perspective, human behavior toward ants absolutely constitutes war. Also, if I'm an ant who notices humans and has the ability to wage war, damn straight it's war, for our survival. Nobody said war only happens between equals. The existence of sentient aliens would be a...

Yeah I don't disagree at all about the mechanics youre describing. I'm just saying that I constantly run into people who act like the decay will eat your profit if you hold longer than 1 day. The magnitude of the decay is all I was quibbling over. I find that many people overestimate it. I wish...

decay over time is wildly overestimated, especially on a little barely leveraged ETF like NVDS Dont hold them years :) My NVDS is a week or so old, I'll probably sell in the next couple days. not cause holding longer would be too risky but because its already a small profit and thats my...

UFOs are fake and gay, but if they were real, it would be hugely important for exactly this reason. Either they kill us or we kill them. The history of non-human hominids shows what happens when sentient species come into contact. Except in the case of aliens, without the occasional oops...

LoL. Thanks, that clarifies it. How hilarious. I wonder what my flip phone texts do to their silly bullshit.

Ever see a comedy skit that refers to like some movie or TV show you've never seen or heard of? Thats the experience I'm having right now WRT the blue text comment. I know from experience that if I ask I'm gonna get even more confused so I'm just gonna leave it alone.

Doesnt even matter much which coffee you buy, as long as its whole bean, not flavored, and reasonably fresh. Whatevers on sale is fine. The only important things are grind your own fresh before brewing and then dont add a bunch of bullshit to it. just water as hot as you can get it, and...

Hey, you'll notice I never said Apple didnt have effective advertising campaigns.