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Great. Time to jerk off again.

Dennis is my favorite character. I'll definitely be watching, but my expectation are a bit lower than usual.

Everquest confirmed more advanced than Google!

Come home, @Picasso3

God dammit, Ronaan!

In our minds, too!

Yeah, call me after a 6 day meth-bender where you call the police on a bush across that street that you thought was a peeping tom.

Bruh, it's too early to be huffing paint.

Yup, that sounds about right for the writing this season.

I'm pretty sure her only preference is "paying customer".

100% this.

Man...that's rough.

Man, this show really went to shit this season. I couldn't care less if they do a 3rd season of this. 3/10.

1994 fo sho. That's also the year I graduated high school and probably the year I ate the most acid. Great year.

Also farm to bag:

Ok, get a gun. Enter the protest and find the most annoying person there and kill them. Go to prison. While in prison, join the 2nd best gang. Act like a badass and talk mad shit to the #1 gang. Get raped in the shower by the #1 gang's head rapist. Attempt to get revenge by killing their gang...

Is @Chysamere in Japan on a Sumo Wrestling scholarship?

Fuck you, bitch! You'll never pry my Mango La Croix from my hands!

You can't use the XB1 dongle with the Steamlink?

Yup, exactly. i think a lot of it has to do with her being able to walk around now and being constrained really annoys her. It's like...fucking chill, do you want to walk around with shit in your pants, girl?!

Man, the first year was so easy with my daughter. Now she's almost 15 months and the tantrums have started. This chick screams literally every time she gets changed or takes a bath. She used to be so fucking chill. I'm so glad my fiance is insanely patient. I'm looking forward to this phase passing.

I played a monk once. Terrible class.

It's only gay if you fight with your clothes on. Strip, boys!

I'm going to go out on a limb(har har) and say it's the dick.

What if you lose your hat?

I need to know you can take care of a cat, before you can take care of the people.

This guy figured out the loophole!

To be fair, pulling on fat guy's dicks could have also easily fallen into the "hobby" category, @Kuriin.

"And I would have gotten away with it, it wasn't for....uh me."

I always tell my dates I have a dick before the date even starts. I'll even show them if I'm feeling it.

Monk class is lookin' dope!

Ford is going to get Bernard to upload him into Mother Brain, then he'll escape out into the internet like Lawnmower Man.

The regular shaw is where this should have been from jump.

Mac is going to actually be cultivating mass in the next season!