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That was funny. I enjoyed it. Little too reliant on swearing, but just funny in general.

I'm not as firmly opposed to it as I once was. More jealous of this from him than his goal scoring. Sid has missed like 150+ games and not been 100% for a huge chunk more. He shouldeasilyhave another 200+ points in his career if he was more durable. Or lucky. Or just got his head targeted by...

If he goes to jail maybe she'll get a decent striking coach.

It's not a trend based on 12 games this season. It's the last few years. Numbers are down where they were during the "glory days" of the Neutral Zone Trap. Except it's worse now because it's not just the Devils and a few other teams playing that style. It's 80% of the league. It's making for...

Nope, it's down, as low as it's been in 12 years. Read the actual articles, they cover your thoughts pretty well. The second one goes in to the whole "Everybody slumps" part as well, to counter some of the negativity. One of them touches on the fewer PP opportunities per game, which bears...

The NHL's 100 point scorers are gone and probably won't be back - CBSSports.com Goal issues for Penguins, Ducks a symptom of larger NHL problem - CBSSports.com

Fun stats show up on the /r/nfl subreddit every week. Here's some gems from this week. Ken Whisenhunt is 1-20 as #Titans coach when he has less than 8 months to prepare for a game. The Packers had 0 yards after the catch Sunday night The San Diego Chargers have one total punt return...

Look you motherfuckers weren't there. That little shit was hitting his mom and whining all game. She bought that fucker like 4 hot dogs and he just kept dropping them then screeching at the top of his lungs until she'd buy him another! He pissed his pants in the 1st period and refused to let her...

Any combination of Sid/Geno/Hornqvist/Kessel should add up to a terrifying power play, at least once Sid/Horny get rolling(Hornqvist scored one tonight). To start last season Hornqvist was doing his best Ovie impression by absolutely pouring shots on goal. Not sure when they decided to have...

Flex slot: John Brown, Eric Decker, Danny Woodhead, or Carlos Hyde. Pretty much over Hyde. I'm leaning towards Danny Woodhead. He's basically a 5+ catch per game receiver who gets a few rushing attempts a game. Decker seems like a nearly guaranteed 11ish points. John Brown about the...

Fuck if I know, I've barely been able to watch a game this season between work and social bullshit. So far I don't like anyone with anyone. Hopefully last night was a sign of things to come, because the whole team was playing lazy the first 8 games. Except Fleury, good or bad that guy is always...

Cam fo sho this week. Ben going forward if he looks near 100%.

Both teams had 3 power play opportunities. Pens were 13th n PPOs last season and are 17th this season. Find a better whine... That didn't take long.

It goes in a category with all the other tasty sweet drinks. Have 1, acknowledge that it's tasty for booze, go back to beer.

Reminds me, local bar has Coney Island Hard Root Beer. Pretty tasty if you want a sweet boozy drink.

Has anyone gone winless before?

Keep the tales from your honeymoon out of this thread.

Or apparently making aslightlysharp cut without the ball...

Dri Archer is a waste of a roster spot.

Steelers tackling today is making me sad. Also every TE should get 50 targets a game against them.

I like LeVeon Bell. He's a good football player for the team I cheer for and this engenders positive feelings towards him.

I don't think that's a TD for Bryant. Right foot comes up before control I think. Fuck. Also Jones really likes Bryant. edit: Or maybe he did get it locked up in time. Where's a GD back angle!? MORE FUCKING CAMERAS AROUND THE ENDZONE DAMN IT!

Dri Archer is a waste of a roster spot.

Jesus that fumble/pick from AB was ridiculous. He tipped the ball 10 yards downfield to Eric Berry.

Maybe Landry Jones isn't the second coming of Joe Montana after all...

Cairo Santos' pre-kick stance makes me laugh every time. Crazy stiff armed weirdness. First gif/pic I could find of it. LOOK AT THOSE ARMS!

Jesus that was some godawful tackling to let KC get down inside the 20.

Pretty sure I'd put the Bengals in that group of actual good teams with the Pats and Pack. And Steelers in the hunt I guess, if Ben comes back close to healthy. Agree with everything else.

They really toned down Cold's over-the-top villainous sneering delivery he developed last season. It was ridiculously hammy by his last episode so it makes sense to lighten it up a bit in preparation for him on LoT. And obviously next episode is more LoT set up with the new 2nd half of...

Well, I mean everyone should have 1 league above them all. If I go winless here and in my 3rd league, but I win my RL cash money league with friends I will give negative fucks. Up to you whether it's the highest money league you are in or the one with the best bragging rights.

Motherfucker is the Cadillac of swears. It's like the star wipe in editing, why would you use anything else?

Evans hasn't done shit this year. I love him, but he's killing one of my teams. He's not 100% and he's not performing. I'd lean slightly his way, but it's based more on hopes and wishes that the bye week healed him and he'll be back to his 2014 self.

I know a Frito Lay delivery guy from when I worked in a convenience store back in the day and he said next week he'd be taking some newer stuff around to local places for the first time. Think there were 3 things, but I only remember 2 of them. I guess this means they're rolling out...

I tried the red/citrus whatever one and it was shitpoop.

He was like #3 last year in ESPN standard scoring according to our fun league.. So ya know, notnever.

I mean...it would be 6-8 more points...which is significant.

Had to be, right? Every time I see his name I think Pokemon.

Watching for the first time this season as in the first time EVER watching TUF? Because if you're even vaguely familiar with the show you know your question was silly. Fight Night Dublin card is indeed weak as fuck on name recognition, but it looks like it could be one of those cards full of...

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