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Atlanta worse than their record shows and NO better?

Whether there's a rift or not we're going to hear about it and pretend it exists any time things aren't going perfectly in DC now. BRING ON THE "RIIIIIFT"!!!!!!!!!!

6 targets for Antonio Brown. You'd think a back up QB might want to get the best receiving weapon on his team involved....

I'm gonna dominate Fun League II so hard next year....

Had no idea at the bar, but watching the ESPN recap it's clear. Vick probably would have fucked it up, so I won't complainthis time.

This show is in season 3 now BTW. And it's fucking great. 2nd episode of season three is probably the funniest yet.

Low-Mid end WR2, more mid. He's back to reality these last three weeks and putting up 7-8 points. The bounce back to mean that everyone expected happened, he was never going to score TDs on half his catches for very long. But the flipside is that his ridiculous first two weeks seems to have...

Even the announcer was saying he'd double cover Vereen there.

So Donnell was doubled in the endzone and Collinsworth is so eager to blow OBJ some more that he credits him with creating the opportunity for Donnell. Fuck's sake man, there's 21 other people out there every play.

I went out to walk the dogs and Collinsworth was talking about OBJ's great catches that landed out of bounds. I get back in 15-20 minutes later and Collinsworth is talking about OBJ's great catches that landed out of bounds.

It was still a 1pm game...

Good redzone stream

LOL YEAH AND GRUMPY CAT AND GANGNAM STYLE LOLOLOLOLOL lol

Yeah, she's a real beauty and not at all weird looking... So in a coinflip situation do you prefer her railing you with a huge strap-on, or your previous love Quicksilver setting your ass aflame with all natural friction?

Not saying it's the answer, but why would you assume either of these things? She could have easily gotten another apartment on the side and she sure as fuck could be cheating. This isn't a show about high moral fiber individuals.

Who Should I Start? - Week 5: Carlos Hyde or Thomas Rawls Experts overwhelmingly say Hyde. I'd agree, Seattle @ Cinci could be a lot of Seattle playing from behind. It's a 1pm game, Good Andy will be in effect.

You guys are super GAYsters. Get it? I need to get more sleep...

Rampage plays as himself in EA UFC game on Twitch - Highlights

Some sciencetician motherfucker tested fasting in the morning on himself and found it had no negative effect. This was a few years back, I was googling just now and apparently there's been a very recent study that shows it's also a good way to lose weight.

yes=(

Title change is stupid.

Jimmy's reaction to the improv was hilarious. "That's a lot of bananas" and just his expression. Followed by genuinely being in awe of their talent and devastated that he's not as talented as them.

Neimi shut the Pens the fuck down tonight. I might have to adjust my expectations down to only 195 points for Sid...

I want to try this stuff with some rice crispies or other pretty basic cereal. It's kind of odd on it's own, but nice for dipping chocolate chip cookies in.

It's a fact. Even just the spiral mac and cheese makes it better. Higher cheese to pasta surface area ratio.

It's stupid, not odd. No one should be acting surprised that a fairly obscure rule got fucked up, it happens every year.

He really did=P Though most of us weren't surprised, dude is a savage. Some faggot got mad at me calling out you faggots for your A-Rod faggotry=P What a faggot.

Some of you faggots are debating A-rod seasons from a decade about? No one gave a fuck when they happened, sure as fuck no one gives a fuck now.

That 3rd strike on Alvarez was a foot outside the zone.

Not that it matters when that half human half rhino hybrid is owning Cole. Edit: Cole got a couple friendly ones now too. Apparently it's just gonna be a big strike zone night.

Arrieta is getting a very friendly strike zone so far, which he obviously does not need.

Cisco's "for real!?" made me laugh out loud. CGI on Atom Smasher wasn't just bad, it was fucking weird. Him getting all rubbery instead of like...big...was a strange decision. Maybe cast a guy with some muscle definition in the first place? Still enjoyed the episode, Cisco with the cops...

25. Pittsburgh Pirates $88,278,500 2nd best record in the league. 1 game playoff is still retarded.

I would have jerked off to it if it was southern fried steak with mashed taters topping and some white gravy. As it is I merely rubbed my nipples to it.

Foster plays Indy, not Houston. Because he plays for Houston. He's been back for one game and got 10 yards on 8 carries. I wouldn't put him in on a dare until he has at least one game with a decent workload/showing.

Tuesday seems like the right day for this sort of gossip. Victor Cruzs Fiancée May Have Sent A Group Text To All His Side Chicks (Photo)

By pairing him up with John Oliver. I actually liked him as a correspondent a lot. But his show is pretty bad. I think some of it is the format and constant focus on race stuff. When he has a decent panel covering something non-racial there's usually some good laughs.