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37? That's nothing. Looking at last year I see I Autodraft beat Hug Life by 89 in week 1. So far that's the high. Also Hug Life lost by 60+ like 4 times last year. Jesus.

What's the biggest loss ever in our leagues? I'm down 94 and it could easily reach 100 tomorrow night.

Yup. It's such an obvious thing. One of the big arguments for one game is it rewards Division winners more because the wild card teams will use their ace or at least #2 guy and throw off their desired playoff rotation. But some of that should be offset at least by getting a 4-5 day break or...

Karma got me apparently. Thanks bros, your concern means a lot. 4-6 weeks. We'll just have to win the Super Bowl as a Wild Card. Again.

I did said. And I traded Mariota for Eifert. My team is based around Ben to AB. This is not ideal for me. I'm 8 of 8 in the waiver order, I don't think I'll get Vick before someone else grabs him to cockblock me. My top scorer this week is the Cards D with 28. I should win, just need Mason...

So this season seems to be all about guys wrecking their hammy, who goes down with one this week? Sam Bradford seems like the safe bet, but I'm gonna say Julio Jones. He's due for one of those nagging injuries that doesn't stop him from playing all year, but stops him from being the ridiculous...

Amari Cooper or Ameer Abdullah in the flex...ugh. Fucking rookies....been waffling on this one all week.

Carr is playing the stout Browns secondary is the only reason I didn't lean his way. edit: I'm flipflopping between Sammy Watkins and Devonta Freeman in my flex in a standard league. I guess I'm sticking with Freeman in hopes that he gets a lot of work playing with the lead against a...

2-4 against Cards, 1-1 vs Cubs(have a make up scheduled this week for 3rd game) before they got their shit together, 2-1 against Pittsburgh. So 5 -6 against the good teams and feasted on Cinci and Milwaukee. Though really I was mostly just bitching about the Wild Card.

Because the monsters have already shown that each successive generation adapts to counter the weapons they've been thwarted with previously, so you don't want to show them something before it's necessary. The movie is without fault.

Exactly.

Everything we discuss in this thread is a mistake.

Why the fuck do people still come in here and post shit like this? WE FUCKING KNOW YOU CAN COOK SHIT AT HOME!

In the NL East their AL leading record would be good for a tie for 3rd in the division... Reallypulling for a sweep of the Cards. Going to suck donkey dick if the Buccos have to play the retarded 1 game Wild Card with a record 4 games better than anyone outside the Cards.

I'm inclined to say roll with one of the FA's for a week and Bradford going forward until Brees heals. It doesn't sound like you have much to offer for Palmer. Teddy Bridgewater has decent potential, but Nick Foles gets the Steelers porous secondary at home. And with the Steelers O being what...

Top of my head I say VJax, but thinking about it more I would probably roll the dice on Brown. Projections have both almost dead even, so go for the guy more likely to make a splash. And that's Brown. Travis Benjamin has 3 touchdowns on 7 targets. Total fluke. Honestly I'd try to trade him...

Too much Rafi worked in the first Rafi/Randy episode. Because it was totally removed from the actual show and new. The second one, with their origin, was....less good. Still some laughs, but the novelty was off some.

Yeah but hipsters are trendy fucks so it might be ghost pepper beard oil and you'd love it.

He's a drunk rich fratboy fuck. There's probably a Cosby sized line of women out there waiting their turn.

Preyed on a Tony Romo owner yesterday and traded him Mariota for Tyler Eifert. I had the two Jordan's for TE and didn't like either. He was down to either cousins or Weeded in second QB slot. Seemed like a win/win.

It wasn't really a stat anyone cared about until they noticed he was at a ridiculous number. Laverneus Coles is second with like 20 or something. Speaking of ridiculous stats. In Aaron Rodgers last 18 home games he has 43 TD passes and 0 INTs.

The Draft Kings shit was cringey and distracting. Which is too bad because the episode itself wasn't bad. Some good lines. "It takes two dicks to chicken" especially made me laugh. Even the retarded return of EBDB stuff had some good jokes. "FUCK YOU!" "No, that's Ruxin's password"

Hey guys...

I'm planning to start Allen Robinson over Jordan Matthews as my WR2 guy. Matthews gets mad targets, but Robinson does as well and should be playing from behind. Plus Matthews will likely draw Revis coverage this week. I'm pretty much decided on this, so here's my real question. Jordan Matthews...

It was posted before and laughed out of the thread for being retarded. Which is to be expected.

Speaking of crackers. Legit as fuck for dipping. There's multiple flavors, I've only had these ones, sea salt, and smokehouse so far. Cheddar + buffalo dip pretty much ruined my labor day gorging because I just kept going back for more of them.

Their watermelon fruit juice thing was pretty refreshing as well. Would probably pair well with some booze.

How in the fuck does every new Pats fan in the thread somehow lower the bar for how bad a fan can be? And how in the fuck are any of you dipshits engaging?

Just started watching yesterday on the DVR. Caught up today. Some of Jim's lines are hilarious and the show in general is pretty funny.

I'd like some citations for people calling you crazy. Because everyone was saying they'd be good until Palmer gets hurt. See this here? Azethcanmake useful posts sometimes. I think it was Tony Kornheiser that used to talk about this a lot. The talking heads pick underdogs and longshots a...

No idea, it was from some Vice article from a few years ago, I was just googling wide receiver arrested to find something for the joke. Big Surprise - Wide Receivers Get Arrested a Lot | VICE | United States

good one.

A lot of them spend a lot of times with their hands up...

Yeah, make the trade. The Ben even has decent protection now and hasn't missed a game in 2 years. Plus he has the hands down best WR in football and is making DHB and Markus Wheaton look like legit guys. And he's getting Bell and Bryant back, just get a streamer week 11.

Probably. The NFL did them a favor and scheduled both as 1pm games.

Yeah, he just chucks it out there. 5-5 on passes over 35 yards this week. Brady and Bradford are 1 and 3 on pass attempts and have zeroattemptsthat long this season. Ben's perfect on them. Because, obviously, he just "throws" it up in the air blindly. Also 5-5 for 112 and 5 first downs up...

Even the shittiness of the Steelers defense is a little bit overblown. They're getting the hang of a mostly new system with a lot of young and new personnel. They gave up 28 to the Pats, with most of that coming on clearly blown play calls. The same Pats that dropped a 40burger on the vaunted...

Most of us have trouble after 15 because we run out of fingers and toes.

You tend to miss a lot of the awesome action when your head is shoved between your legs sniffing you own farts.