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Less than 5 minutes in and AP is already blowing out last week.

Donald is gonna be wearing a Redskins skin jacket in the post-game.

So that 2nd AL Wild Card slot is the only real playoff race left. Bucs/Cubs jockeying for 1st/2nd WC slot in the NL but they're both basically in.

Matthew Berry did his week 1 fantasy Love/Hate article thing, which people generally love and is definitely his biggest article of the year, as a Draftkings shill post filled with shit geared towards them. Then he got all butthurt when thousands of fans got up his ass about it. "I really...

On InsideMMA last night Bad said he thought Fedor would be fighting on that NYE show, I got the impression he wasn't just guessing. The contract is only 2 fights apparently. Phil ran through that tournament with easy, like I(and most folks) said he would. Found Bas talking about his...

It's on myanonamouse.

Coffee is for pussies.

ARC yup. Haven't grabbed it yet but you made me curious.

Dark chocolate is for women.

I'll definitely watch it. Maybe not live though.

On the internet...

We were dangerously close to having a page without focusing on the Cowboys. Whew.

Kindle still locked down Amazon version of Android? And if so, how laughably easy to root? Considering the batch buy idea as gifts for the kiddos. Or is the Amazon market close enough to the Play Store now that it wouldn't be necessary to unlock it?

Pretty sure it's out permanently now and has been for a year or so. It's less amazing when you eat it often, still fire though. Snickers Peanut Butter whatever thing is pretty tasty. And if you like Butterfingers that much Joeboo you should jump on the Butterfinger Peanut Butter Cups. Nice...

Fuzzy Bunny Slippers is Edko, right? Fuck you Edko and your 20 point Thursday defense. If it's not Edko, fuck him anyways. But also fuck whoever it is.

Beautiful pass. Peyton is still elite as fuck.

Hot Pockets Snack Bites. Still a thing.

2nd episode was better. In particular the part mid-fight where it cut back to Ruxin just cramming his face made me laugh pretty damn hard.

Who the fuck is Sevens and why is he retarded?

Pretty much. Except instead of picking against the Jags every week you're picking for whoever is good. You hope.

Just for reference, groups are locked now so people can't join with BS entries or change which entry they are using. Also, I tried to make a 2nd Eliminator league where we'd try to pick all losers, but you apparently only get one entry total for Eliminator. I think next year we might go...

Fascinating

On the subject of Draftkings and it's nonstop fucking ads and the dipshits here shilling for it. You Aren't Good Enough to Win Money Playing Daily FantasyFootball - Bloomberg Business In closing, fuck off with that shit, The fucking ads are on every 15 seconds on every fucking sports channel.

I've been to Steelers/Ravens games and Steelers/Browns games and also Penguins/Capitals and Pens/Flyers games, all pretty bad blood rivalries(though the Browns one is pretty laughable now). Tons of trash talk and good natured ribbing, zero violence or even the mild threat of it. Assholes will be...

Just beating the everloving shit out of a bunch of assholes in handlebar mustaches, skinny jeans, and suspenders while they try to drink IPA's and PBR with their ironically nerdily dressed girlfriends. I'm in. Where are the auditions and can Ham ride there on his fixie?

Season one was great, because Karl. Season 2 looks even more greater, because Karl. No release date yet, but it's supposed to be "late 2015".

7 months ago, the Astros tweeted that a Taylor Swift concert at Minute Maid Park may need to be rescheduled to accommodate a playoff home game. The media had a field day due to the Astros' optimism. Today that concert was rescheduled. : baseball It's actually a month old, but I just saw it...

They're mostly gel foam stuff now that doesn't really hold in the heat. Got mine before this summer and haven't had any issues.

You mean the 49ers new bellcow back? I hear he's their bellcow back now. If anyone has heard of someone else being their bellcow let me know who that bellcow is. Bellcow.

Did you really think this wouldn't already have a thread? Ash Vs Evil Dead

Elurin beat me by 2 points. It was a coin flip for me between Abdullah and Cooper at Flex and I ended up going with Cooper. Fuck.

Tomsula coached 1 game in 2010 when they shitcanned Singletary. They won it. So he's 2-0 now.

This Aaron Lynch fellow looks like he could be the next 49ers freak defensive fucker. He looks like a giant out there that should not be moving as fast as he is. ETA until he punches a stripper?

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I am uncomfortable listening to Dilfer verbally fellate Kaepernick this much.

If Berman says the phrase "classic seven step drop", or what the fuck ever, about AP lining up deep again I'm going to mail him a box of hornets.

My knee just blew out watching that angle of the Hyde spin move. Filthy. Also AP has 4 carries.

I needed 42ish points out of AP and Carlos Hyde combined in this late game. I was not confident, but I thought I'd probably get close. It's a fucking shitshow. edit: Aaaand TD Hyde. That helps.

I don't think a 3" memory foam topper is going to fix a sag in your mattress. I got a 2.5" gel memory foam one just on a whim mostly. It's really nice, but unless you are like 15lbs the parts of you that caused the sag in the first place are going to sink right on in. It will be better, but not...