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God bless his little heart for having so much fun with all of this. The fact he absolute loves it and plays along so much is awesome.

Haven't played with this yet but it looks interesting. Projections App - Fantasy Football Analytics I'm trying to download the FantasyPros draft wizard and the fucking thing is stuck on downloading after I paid for it. I hate the world for the last 5 minutes. Also here's a thing...

Guessing Dallas......

What are you, fucking new? We're all about the hate all the time here. Kind of like how your management hates winning, your fanbase hates vaginas, and your QB hates not being a gigantic douchebag. What are you, fucking new? Everyone knows their preferred projectile for executions is batteries...

SEX CANNON MOTHERFUCKERS!!! Fick it I'm Throwing It Downfield. Rachel Nichols, I'll Let You Inside My Brain If You Let Me Inside Your Hanes Her Ways There's a few more, but these are the two I remembered best.

Pittsburgh Steelers sign Michael Vick to 1-year deal My facebook is hilariously butthurt right now.

So sad....so accurate...

Baltimore surges past Detroit in number of homicides in 2015 | Baltimore Brew

There's only one thread.

Time to get a new jersey! Michael Vick to meet with Pittsburgh Steelers

I want to put my penis inside this post.

Last two posts really need to offer some details...

Oh hey, I forgot I vaguely gave a shit about this guy. Anything new I should be giving a shit about in regards to him?

Hey you guys all remember those plays where the 110lb meth head hit the field?

Anyone know a good draft/cheatsheet app for Android? Something that will let me enter my league scoring rules and give me a list I can keep track of and check people off as they get picked etc. I usually do it by hand with a print out, but I'd rather use my phone. The main 2 I've been looking at...

It is known. edit: Oh look, Maurkice Pouncey got injured. Our OL is gonna go back to sucking mountains of cock after actually being good for the first time in a decade. YAY!!!

This is a perfect description.

Jesus Fucking Christ one astr0 is enough. Who the fuck are you even referring to with the retarded King one? I hate you now. I hope you stub your toe on the coffee table tonight, shitbird.

LOL! 2008 Detroit Lions season - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Anquan Boldin. He's stupid consistent and the Niners will be throwing more this year.

Awww shit. Pirates just keep winning AND NOW THE CARDS ARE ACTUALLY LOSING OCCASIONALLY! NL Central is ridiculous. Cards/Bucs/Cubs have 3 of the 4 best records in all of baseball. And by a pretty healthy margin. As much as I bitch it's got to be even worse for Cubs fans. They keep winning and...

I get the impression that he wanted his b-hole reemed at super speed for maximum pleasure from such a handsome and dashing lothario. The subtext is there!

Remember when I said this. This is such great news. Brian Martin on Twitter: "Tony Ferguson vs. Khabib Nurmagomedov set for TUF 22 Finale" Obviously we'd like to see Khabib throwing that lisping fucktard Nate around for a while, but this is a great fight.

Not mine, but this absolutely belongs here. I tried the Spangles Peanut Butter and Jelly Burger - Album on Imgur

I wish I wasn't too lazy to cook stuff.

I never saw this one when the ice bucket challenge shit was going around. Made me smile.

Question: Who would you let make your asshole bleed for powers? Chuk Answer: The most handsomest boy!!!

I mean, the science is accurate...

Just a reminder, fantasypros is a pretty sweet site. Just because it''s current rankings stuff is configurable so you can only get the list from top rated "experts", overall or for specific positions. 2015 Fantasy Football Cheat Sheet | Positional Rankings

C'MON NEXTWAVE MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The big screenNEEDSDirk Anger.

GFY of the finish. Boxing - Jiffier gifs through HTML5 Video Conversion.

IamA Vacuum Repair Technician, and I can't believe people really wanted it, but, AMA! : IAmA

Yeah but he beat Bigfoot and JDS.... And Bigfoot... And JDS...............

Kinda. But I guess with the OLED or whatever flexible screens it's closer to feasible. There was a dual screen phone in the works a couple years back. Not sure what ever came of that.

Playing House. Chick show, watch it with your ladyfriend and earn points while actually enjoying it.

Swiss ham is looking really solid.

'Big Ben' warns the heavyweight division: 'The tsunami of Rothwell is coming' - MMA Fighting Heavyweights Stipe Miocic and Ben Rothwell targeted for UFC Fight Night 76 in Dublin | MMAjunkie

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