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  1. Grimmlokk

    Fantasy Football: 2015 Advice Thread

    Jesus Fucking Christ. Picking up right where I left off last season! Why the fuck did I think he went to the Bucs? My brain is stupid. Sooo...Blake Bortles? Fuck...man...go Alshon Jerryrerry. Honestly if Henne ends up with the job somehow I'd still lean Thomas I think. Whatever, when...
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    Fantasy Football: 2015 Advice Thread

    He's like Gronk level automatic in the redzone. But he's likely gonna have Jameis Winston throwing the ball instead of Peypey so who the fuck knows. Mike Evans got overshadows by ODB, but on a per-play basis he was actually the bigger producer. And he did it with Josh McCown and Mike...
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    2015 Blackhawks Salary Dump NHL Offseason Thread

    What did you just say to me, bitch? Phil Kessel's first Penguins pic leads to Photoshop hilarity | Puck Daddy - Yahoo Sports
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    Rerolled FUN Leagues I & II 2015

    Hey, I plan to probably maybe remember this year's draft! It's the day after my real draft so that might help. Or hurt. Also, fuck you! I had the 4th most fucking points in the league even with my shitty autodrafted team! Who knew the Hall division was gonna be the AFC East while the Oats...
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    He's a 40 year old straight male in Pittsburgh. No excuses. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! edit: Any excuse to post this picture perfect block. Keep your head on a swivel, rook.
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    Masterminds

    Here's why Zach Galifianakis comedy Masterminds won't be released - Business Insider
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Guy at work today informed me that "Kathy Lee Gifford's husband died."
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    The Fast Food Thread

    You shouldn't think.
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    MMA Thread

    So what's the actual nitty gritty? Day of fight weigh in where you can't be more than 7.5% over? The article isn't super clear to me, though I have been drinking... "The Commission considered and then voted unanimously for the Rule to reduce drastic weight cutting, by limiting excessive...
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    2015 Blackhawks Salary Dump NHL Offseason Thread

    Vaguely related....I'm so ready.
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    BattleBots

    Hey...hey buddy? Fuck you. Every single bot should be required to demonstrate the ability to destroy furniture before being allowed to enter.
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    Fantastic Four

    You should keep pushing this agenda thatyou've latched on tofor some reason. Statistically you'll be right eventually.
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Bring back Jeff Reed!!! or not... Update On Former Steelers Kicker Jeff Reed Getting Kicked Out Of The Hall of Fame Game
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    Ghostbusters (2016)

    I hope this movie is fucking great just so str0 has a stroke trying to reconcile that.
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    MLB 2015 Season

    Pirates keep winning. So do the fucking cocklicking redcoated taintkissing sisterfucking Cardinals.
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Best part of that was the announcers giving Ray Lewis the credit for the play because he was visible on the sideline.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    $5. I can rarely resist.
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    Ready Player One

    It's the Eregon of lists of nostalgia shit. It's not a story, it's barely a coherent idea. Because it fucking is. Except instead of being charming and teaching a bunch of valuable life lessons it's fucking horrible and just keeps telling you how good is good and bad is bad. Also video games...
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    MMA Thread

    Jared is about the least exciting heavyweight I can imagine.
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    MMA Thread

    Yeah... Amazing.
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    MMA Thread

    Got the bartender to put the fights on a bunch of TVs during prelims. When they ended the Hooters International Swimsuit Pageant came on Fox Sports 2. She put the main card on most of the TVs but left the pageant on a few for the old dudes. Kenny Florian is hosting both shows, side by side. If...
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Those were good, the salted caramel ones were better though. Of course.
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    Fantastic Four

    Same quality as when it was originally posted. So some of you saw this? Is Doom really a hax0r? We need details on Doom. Does he toot a forbidden horn??
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    MMA Thread

    BTW Joe Lauzon's take on Palhares is pretty much all that needs said. https://www.facebook.com/joelauzon/v...type=2&theater
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    MMA Thread

    Conor did 800,000 buys on a short notice fake title fight against Chad Mendes. I'm fairly confident the original fight would have broken 1 million with the hype machine behind Aldo/Conor. They would definitely be the biggest draw on that fake card over a rehash of Rousa/Tate. Not thatthatfight...
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Biscuits and Gravy Lay's: Tasty as fuck. Good job making the aftertaste actually taste like the gravy. Will eat again. Reuben: Did not like it at first, but they grew on me and I ended up finishing the bag(small $1.49 one). Probably won't buy again but I did not hate them. Gyro: Ugh. Why...
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    Ready Player One

    More like one shit wonder.
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    Fantastic Four

    What people? Please enlighten us.
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    Why? with Hannibal Buress on Comedy Central

    It's reeeeeeally hit or miss. I love Hannibal Burress but they're definitely still finding their legs. He was joking like a week or two before the premiere that they didn't know what the show was going to be still and it really kind of feels that way. It's shaping up though and he's just too...
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Don't lash out just because our passion makes you uncomfortably aroused.
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    MMA Thread

    Notice the "MockMain Card" text.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Every year the church/catholic school near me has a weekend fair thing. I hit it day 1 hour 1 for a single purpose: Funnel Cake. Just ate a whole one. I feel like I might be dying. I regret nothing.
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    MMA Thread

    Fuck you guys. Last Emperor revenge tour coinciding with Cro Cop revenge tour culminating with them meeting for the title in a rematch of a classic!!
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    2015 Blackhawks Salary Dump NHL Offseason Thread

    srsly Patrick Kane Arrested: Blackhawks Star Charged In Cab Driver Attack
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    2015 Blackhawks Salary Dump NHL Offseason Thread

    Let me google that for you
  36. Grimmlokk

    Fantasy Football: 2015 Advice Thread

    Fuck no. I lost last year for the first time in 3 years in my league, that shit will not stand. I'm dominating this motherfucker til everyone else secretly starts a new league without me to get away.
  37. Grimmlokk

    Fantasy Football: 2015 Advice Thread

    Here's my advice: Draft Leveon Bell first, don't start anyone for the first two weeks, then go undefeated the rest of the season and gloat about how you spotted everyone two games.
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    Deadpool (2016)

    He has more than just random swearing. It kind of came off like a trailer made for people who have read a few panels of Deadpool that were posted on the internet. Which is fine for a first trailer, just didn't get me as pumped for it as I hoped. I am still excited for this, but I think I just...