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  1. Grimmlokk

    Parks and Rec

    Andy is the best. Also loved when Leslie was devastated because the place asked if she wanted kale in her milkshake. Like emotionally wrecked by the suggestion.
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    Disney Eyeing Chris Pratt For Indiana Jones Revival

    BUT MUH CHILDHOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Parks and Rec

    On the subject pf their predictions. Lebron James is going back to the Heat. Which is somethinghe's already discussed with Dwyane Wade=P Hitch 2 was mentioned before, but now we have details. It stars Jaden Smith and is calledSon of a Hitch. Someone made a poster! Also I...
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    Archer

    HJB did an AMA. The little Jew behind ARCHER got a little bigger. H. Jon Benjamin here. AMA. : IAmA Only read a little bit, but my favorite answer was when he was asked what line made him laugh the most. "i think i laughed really hard when i read the meowshwitz joke, but i am sucker...
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    NHL 2014-15 Season Thread

    Unrelated to that, some guy's physics professor is sick of the Leafs...
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    Where to download audiobooks?

    myanonamouse is good. Though they recently fucked me on invites and I'm not allowed to use mine anymore because I invited my friend twice two years with the old-guard's blessing.
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    Disney Eyeing Chris Pratt For Indiana Jones Revival

    Josh Brolin is 46. And what the fuck kind of weird stream-of-consciousness Freudian shit was that post? Do you need a big rugged man to hold you and tell you everything will be all right?
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    The Flash

    Because he's a turbogenius who wants revenge. Where else could he be securely kept?
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    Brave Frontier

    Evo'd Rowgen, Mariudeth, and Borgeous. Now I need a million billion BB skill ups to go along with Ardin. BURNY HUNTING TIME!
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    NHL 2014-15 Season Thread

    Looking at the box score. What did Downie do? >Steve Downie: 10 Minute Game Misconduct for Abuse of Official That guy...fuck man. I like him on the ice, he's actually a really good player in this system. But he's never gonna stop being who he is, and you can't ride with a guy like that in...
  11. Grimmlokk

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Hammer him and keep selling pictures of him grabbing his dick.
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    This is your Reminder

    Why the stupid threads lately? At least learn to title!
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    NHL 2014-15 Season Thread

    Forgot they played tonight. I've got this nasty cold and am basically retarded right now. Sounds like I should be glad.
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    MMA Thread

    Even his agent, who is the one claiming this, said he intentionally missed his first flight "as planned". All he keeps saying it "everyone knows where he is. Dana knows where he is" The truth lies somewhere in the middle. Because Dana lies constantly and Nick's agent lies constantly...
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    Ghostbusters (2016)

    Gotta hotswap.
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    The Flash

    Saving the Flash with magical XM radio vibration car hacking was retarded, but I liked the cocky supergenius bad guy and him just flat out owning Flash with his brain. About time we got one of those. A genius bad guy that's a real threat.
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    Fantastic Four

    Or the best dad in the Marvel U! And also maybe the most altruistic person there as well. Deep as fuck, yo. Reed and all these other assholes are just dooming the planet by getting in Doom's way. Pricks.
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    MMA Thread

    If you can't handle me at my Warriorest you don't deserve me at my Cu?adoest!
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    Ghostbusters (2016)

    Practice giving handjibbers with your offhand so you can double profits? HEYOOO!!!
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    The Fast Food Thread

    A large coke from BK is equivalent to 10.85 pizza rolls worth of calories. Non-diet pop is a waste of delicious calories that could otherwise be spent on delicious garbage food. Plus it's like a 1990's evening at the improv joke to make fun of people ordering unhealthy shit with a diet pop...
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    Brave Frontier

    Finally did Terminus. I don't have a worthwhile burst leader to pair with Maxwell(I think) so I went slow roll. Lilly/Tridon leads, Darvanshell, Themis, Exvahl, and Tiara. So much healing and mitigation it was never close. 1.23 million points,justgot all the rewards. Yay.
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    Ghostbusters (2016)

    Might be horrible, might be great, might be mediocre. None of you fucking dorks knows right now. It's literally just a title, a director, and 4 castmembers at this point. Settle the fuck down.
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    MMA Thread

    Cut the cunt and his cunt brother so they can go smash cans in Bellator for less money and cry about it. Hell, Nick probably would make more since him and Scott Coker are mutual HJ buddies.
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    Disney Eyeing Chris Pratt For Indiana Jones Revival

    In the director's cut of Driving Miss Daisy there's a pretty raunchy scene with him and Jessica Tandy. Full frontal. 3 words for you. Freckled. Black. Cock.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Pictures of your bloody anus and tear-streaked mascara or it didn't happen.
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    Heroes Charge (android)

    Just hit 30. I did get 1 3* hero from a chest. I know I should probably save up for the 10 pull since it saves you 288 crystals, but I might not even play long enough for that so fuck that noise. One tip I will say, use lots of those exp potions you get. Makes a big difference. I was...
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    Disney Eyeing Chris Pratt For Indiana Jones Revival

    Yeah he first got ripped for Zero Dark Thirty. I remember he posted this around that time. He put some of the weight back on after that but not all of it. When he was filming GotG he was in shape on P&R and they explained it with like 2 lines. Anyways, if someonehasto be Indiana...
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    Fantastic Four

    Hey fuck you buddy, IT'S ON MY LIST!
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    Ghostbusters (2016)

    To a double-man?
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    Heroes Charge (android)

    Downloaded both based on this thread and boredom. They are theexactsame game with different graphics, though even then it's the same art style. I wonder which one came out first. Even the characters and their skills are the same basically. edit: One big difference, Guardians crashes on me...
  31. Grimmlokk

    Workaholics

    Loved him being dead straight with Adam about not liking him.
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    Mother of God, I thought. Here it comes.

    Dipshits crying about a movie announcement without providing any real content or even a coherent thread title because they're assholes who should go sniff a durian.
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    Fantastic Four

    Yes. Maybe...I guess. Also, hey trailer! Why so serious? Similar to the Ant Man trailer this shows us basically nothing. Didn't do anything to allay my skepticism but didn't do anything to add to it either.
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    Mother of God, I thought. Here it comes.

    This thread is fucking retarded.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Jesus Christ I love Conan. Anyone who doesn't loveConan in the wild videosis someone you genuinely, not kidding, should just stay the fuck away from.
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    Galavant

    Show is tits. People should watch it. There's rarely been a better husband-credit show ever. Where you get credit for watching "her show" while you actually like it.
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    MMA Thread

    great post.
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    Raising Hope

    Season 4 wasn't bad at all. It was just like Earl where if you've been watching it in order for years it was pretty clear they were stretching for stories. The Burt Jew one was season 3(I'm IMDBing) and now that I look at it a lot of the Jimmy's secret childhood shit was that season also...
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    Raising Hope

    Dillahunt is awesome, we had a nice derail about him in the Deadwood thread. The show ran it's course. By the end every single episode was just "Oh BTW when Jimmy was young we did something insane and outrageous to/for/about him, TIME FOR THAT TO COME BACK AND BITE US IN THE ASS!" every...